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(Opposing Views)   Newsflash to all homosexuals. Pat Robertson and Pastor Jim Garlow say that gays don't really want marriage   (opposingviews.com) divider line 37
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2013-03-27 02:36:26 PM  
6 votes:
"a few people [who] want to have their way doing of sex affirmed by everyone else."

Is that really a direct quote? It sounds like maybe the quote is supposed to read "their way of doing sex" which is hilarious because who talks about sex like that that's over the age of 8?

[God's] in charge of the world

So you're telling me all this shiat is on purpose? Does this guy have a supervisor I can talk to about how badly he's farking up his job?
2013-03-27 03:05:53 PM  
4 votes:
Which is why, as a good Christian, I say we should hunt them down and force them to marry.

Sure, they will protest "No! I don't want to get married!" But too bad, such is their fate.
2013-03-27 02:57:30 PM  
3 votes:
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Pat, Jim, I'm sorry my dears, but you are up for elimination. The time has come. For you to HURR DERP for. your. life!
2013-03-27 07:33:21 PM  
2 votes:
Well, when it comes to a Biblical knowledge of teh gay, I consult a pastor.

"Slaves, submit yourselves to your masters with all respect, not only to the good and gentle but also to the cruel, or LeTrole." (1 Peter 2:18)
2013-03-27 04:12:42 PM  
2 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: Religion is a learned behavior.


It's a lifestyle choice.
2013-03-27 04:11:00 PM  
2 votes:

cc_rider: It's hard to believe that old f*ck-face troll still has an audience. This country will be a much better place when they all go the way of the dinosaurs.


The only people left watching it cannot figure out how to change the channel.
2013-03-27 04:09:57 PM  
2 votes:

PsiChick: Radak: mysticcat: The just want fabulous weddings?

My father-in-law is 85 and still uses the term "coloreds".  That's about like Pat Robertson's views on gay marriage.

My grandfather was like that.  I used to ask him, "what color were they?"

Purple.


Eggplant
www.sabotagetimes.com
2013-03-27 04:08:56 PM  
2 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: Religion is a learned behavior.


... that prohibits any more learning.
2013-03-27 04:00:46 PM  
2 votes:

WorldCitizen: Well that just confirms they don't know what they're talking about and they lie

are both gay and in denial.

/FTFY.
//Willing to bet money on it.
2013-03-27 03:55:36 PM  
2 votes:

Radak: mysticcat: The just want fabulous weddings?

My father-in-law is 85 and still uses the term "coloreds".  That's about like Pat Robertson's views on gay marriage.

My grandfather was like that.  I used to ask him, "what color were they?"


Purple.

You see, long ago God made man in His Holy Image (and women too, ahem), and made them all the many colors of the rainbow. But the orange people, who had no Jersey Shore, wandered away to find better tanning salons, and the blue people went up into outer space, save one who mentored five teenagers to become Power Rangers and fight the evil Rita Repulsa. The green people slowly died off as they were mistaken for trees and cut down, and finally only the purple people, with mystical powers over the forces of the universe, remained. Thus we now await the coming of the Great Purple Leader, who shall bring us out of dark times into salvation.
2013-03-27 03:53:21 PM  
2 votes:
Gay marriage leads to gay divorce!
2013-03-27 03:19:20 PM  
2 votes:
700 Club host Pat Robertson agreed and added: "The foundation of our society since the founding of our great Republic is under attack by a few people [who] want to have their way doing of sex affirmed by everyone else."

Pat has no sense of irony, does he?
2013-03-28 02:48:39 AM  
1 votes:
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2013-03-27 09:04:44 PM  
1 votes:

OgreMagi: God is obsolete.


That's why Microsoft is working on God 2.1. It's still in Beta testing.
2013-03-27 08:24:33 PM  
1 votes:

Radak: mysticcat: The just want fabulous weddings?

My father-in-law is 85 and still uses the term "coloreds".  That's about like Pat Robertson's views on gay marriage.

My grandfather was like that.  I used to ask him, "what color were they?"


My friend used to say ... "You white people... you turn blue when you're cold, green when you're gonna puke, red when you're angry, pink when you blush and purple when I'm choking you. But I'm colored? OK!"
2013-03-27 07:50:41 PM  
1 votes:

orbister: As it is in, for example, France and Germany. You can do, or not do, as you wish in a church, synagogue, temple, ashram or derelict slaughterhouse,



Aaaah. Traveling to the south of France for a destination derelict slaughterhouse wedding. Now you've gone and made me cry.
2013-03-27 05:08:32 PM  
1 votes:
MY FAITH REQUIRES THAT EVERYONE FOLLOW IT!!! NOW GET CRACKING AND STOP OPPRESSING ME!!!!!!
2013-03-27 04:57:16 PM  
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: Lutrasimilis: I May Be Crazy But...: Lutrasimilis: the same basic drive as the heterosexuals

You mean standard or automatic transmissions?

All stick.

Not the lesbians.


Because strap-on transmissions are very hard to find.
2013-03-27 04:52:42 PM  
1 votes:

gonegirl: Some GLBT folks really don't want to get married and also don't think other GLBT folks should get married - for example, some gay men who identify as "Radical Faeries."


What a radical faerie may look like

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2013-03-27 04:36:33 PM  
1 votes:

I May Be Crazy But...: Lutrasimilis: the same basic drive as the heterosexuals

You mean standard or automatic transmissions?


All stick.
2013-03-27 04:28:25 PM  
1 votes:

Ed Grubermann: PsiChick: Pfft, the Purple People wouldn't bother with that. They will come in spaceships built by the blue people bearing the mighty sword Excalibur! They shall have no need of fools or bigots! THEY SHALL RULE!

Just make the Purple People sit in rocking chairs. Defeats them every time.


wallpaperweb.org

Or just send these guys to eat them.
2013-03-27 04:22:18 PM  
1 votes:

Radak: mysticcat: The just want fabulous weddings?

My father-in-law is 85 and still uses the term "coloreds".  That's about like Pat Robertson's views on gay marriage.

My grandfather was like that.  I used to ask him, "what color were they?"


And that's why you were cut out of his will. ;-)
2013-03-27 04:21:00 PM  
1 votes:

Three Crooked Squirrels: Didn't know who Jim Galow was, so I went over to Wikipedia:

He is a leader in the "pulpit freedom" movement, which insists that pastors should be free to carry out political advocacy from the pulpit in defiance of Internal Revenue Service regulations.

Send him to PMITA prison, I say.


I don't doubt that he is secretly hoping to get some PMITA, and doing that in prison just inflames his loins even more.
2013-03-27 04:14:23 PM  
1 votes:

Ed Grubermann: Lutrasimilis: We're not an alien species...

Then why do you keep anally probing me?



You didn't say "no", did you?
2013-03-27 04:12:44 PM  
1 votes:

Lutrasimilis: We're not an alien species...


Then why do you keep anally probing me?
2013-03-27 04:11:55 PM  
1 votes:
And of course the "straight evangelical leaders" have been such paragons of fidelity. . . .
2013-03-27 04:10:37 PM  
1 votes:
Ok Pat, we get it; blacks were happier when they were slaves, child labor helped build life skills for the poor, and women were happier when they didn't have to worry about who to vote for.

Move along now, you're needed in the dustbin of history.
2013-03-27 04:10:34 PM  
1 votes:
Newsflash to Pat Robertson: Your spiralling descent into irrelevance pleases me.  Do make more such statements.  Flailing your arms in righteous panic and decreeing "BECAUSE GOD" on matters of no direct concern to you and yours will only hasten gravity's inevitable pull on your sad, deluded carcass.  History will cast a wearied look upon your legacy and shake its head at the nonsense humans used to busy itself with.
2013-03-27 04:08:56 PM  
1 votes:
illegitimate personal contacts for a purportedly magical jew who was executed 2000 years ago at the behest of his own people...
doesn't carry a great deal of weight with me
2013-03-27 04:02:57 PM  
1 votes:
Religion is a learned behavior.
2013-03-27 04:02:46 PM  
1 votes:

letrole: Homosexual marriage is pursued as a means to an end. Homosexuals, by an exceedingly large margin, do not wish to get married or to form civil unions. Rather, they want to be accepted as normal. Their hope is that public approval of homosexuality will follow the legal establishment of homosexual marriages.


This just a rewording of what Robertson has already said.  You used to be so much better at this.  :tsk tsk:

4/10
2013-03-27 04:01:00 PM  
1 votes:
Whoa, wait a second, you mean Pat Robertson isn't gay?
2013-03-27 03:58:35 PM  
1 votes:

Dr Dreidel: That's OK - Pat and Jim don't really want any followers.

I hope Pat lives to be 300 - long enough to see the Christianity he preaches either die entirely or be ignored in favor of a more hippy-dippy Christianity (how's THAT for irony?). I hope his 300-year-old brain remains as healthy as it is now, so that he sees all this happen. I hope he keeps biatching about it, so much that on the last episode of The 700 Club, he asks "Why have you forsaken me?" and the answer is a resounding "BECAUSE YOU'RE A PRICK AND THE GOD YOU WORSHIP IS EVEN WORSE."

// bonus if it's a heavenly voice that speaks that truth



I love you but not in a Supreme Court decision way.
2013-03-27 03:54:07 PM  
1 votes:
Meh, Pat just wants the warm bowel-bath that comes with the ghey sex...
2013-03-27 03:44:05 PM  
1 votes:

propasaurus: 700 Club host Pat Robertson agreed and added: "The foundation of our society since the founding of our great Republic is under attack by a few people [who] want to have their way doing of sex affirmed by everyone else."

Pat has no sense of irony, does he?


Fixt
2013-03-27 03:40:25 PM  
1 votes:

Radak: mysticcat: The just want fabulous weddings?

My father-in-law is 85 and still uses the term "coloreds".  That's about like Pat Robertson's views on gay marriage.

My grandfather was like that.  I used to ask him, "what color were they?"


Everyone knows the real colored people are people who have tattoos.

/marriage is an archaic institution anyway, and no one should want to be in an institution. But anyone should have the right to be committed.
2013-03-27 02:43:29 PM  
1 votes:
That's OK - Pat and Jim don't really want any followers.

I hope Pat lives to be 300 - long enough to see the Christianity he preaches either die entirely or be ignored in favor of a more hippy-dippy Christianity (how's THAT for irony?). I hope his 300-year-old brain remains as healthy as it is now, so that he sees all this happen. I hope he keeps biatching about it, so much that on the last episode of The 700 Club, he asks "Why have you forsaken me?" and the answer is a resounding "BECAUSE YOU'RE A PRICK AND THE GOD YOU WORSHIP IS EVEN WORSE."

// bonus if it's a heavenly voice that speaks that truth
 
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