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2013-03-27 04:07:13 PM  

Two16: letrole: Homosexual marriage is pursued as a means to an end. Homosexuals, by an exceedingly large margin, do not wish to get married or to form civil unions. Rather, they want to be accepted as normal. Their hope is that public approval of homosexuality will follow the legal establishment of homosexual marriages.

This just a rewording of what Robertson has already said.  You used to be so much better at this.  :tsk tsk:

4/10


Ummm ... 99.999% of his posts are "Atheism is a religion". He has never been good at this.

He doesn't have an original or logical thought in his head. He is a simpleton who parrots stupid people.
 
2013-03-27 04:07:34 PM  
I'll stick with the opinions of those who are relevant to my interests. It's what Jesus would do, right?
 
2013-03-27 04:08:00 PM  

mysticcat: My father-in-law is 85 and still uses the term "coloreds".


No, grandpa, not "colored people." That's racist. The correct term is "people of color."
 
2013-03-27 04:08:23 PM  
letrole: Homosexual marriage is pursued as a means to an end. Homosexuals, by an exceedingly large margin, do not wish to get married or to form civil unions. Rather, they want to be accepted as normal. Their hope is that public approval of homosexuality will follow the legal establishment of homosexual marriages.

 And even if this was true, so what? What's the problem with accepting homosexuals as normal?
 
2013-03-27 04:08:56 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Religion is a learned behavior.


... that prohibits any more learning.
 
2013-03-27 04:08:56 PM  
illegitimate personal contacts for a purportedly magical jew who was executed 2000 years ago at the behest of his own people...
doesn't carry a great deal of weight with me
 
2013-03-27 04:09:36 PM  

Test Tickles: So, we only get married to have children?
Well based on that logic nobody over 55 should be allowed to marry.


Correction, no women over 55 should be allowed to marry.
 
2013-03-27 04:09:44 PM  

mysticcat: The just want fabulous weddings?

My father-in-law is 85 and still uses the term "coloreds".  That's about like Pat Robertson's views on gay marriage.


I visited my parents this weekend and my dad used the term ni*ger.  I said, "dad, you had good buddies in Vietnam that were black."  He says.."yep."

/head scratching CSB
 
2013-03-27 04:09:57 PM  

PsiChick: Radak: mysticcat: The just want fabulous weddings?

My father-in-law is 85 and still uses the term "coloreds".  That's about like Pat Robertson's views on gay marriage.

My grandfather was like that.  I used to ask him, "what color were they?"

Purple.


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2013-03-27 04:10:24 PM  

Farking Canuck: Two16: letrole: Homosexual marriage is pursued as a means to an end. Homosexuals, by an exceedingly large margin, do not wish to get married or to form civil unions. Rather, they want to be accepted as normal. Their hope is that public approval of homosexuality will follow the legal establishment of homosexual marriages.

This just a rewording of what Robertson has already said.  You used to be so much better at this.  :tsk tsk:

4/10

Ummm ... 99.999% of his posts are "Atheism is a religion". He has never been good at this.

He doesn't have an original or logical thought in his head. He is a simpleton who parrots stupid people.



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2013-03-27 04:10:34 PM  
Newsflash to Pat Robertson: Your spiralling descent into irrelevance pleases me.  Do make more such statements.  Flailing your arms in righteous panic and decreeing "BECAUSE GOD" on matters of no direct concern to you and yours will only hasten gravity's inevitable pull on your sad, deluded carcass.  History will cast a wearied look upon your legacy and shake its head at the nonsense humans used to busy itself with.
 
2013-03-27 04:10:35 PM  

GAT_00: I have several friends who would be very interested in this revelation.


Are they gay friends? Do think they get along with your black friends? Is one black? Did you get  a 2fer?
 
2013-03-27 04:10:37 PM  
Ok Pat, we get it; blacks were happier when they were slaves, child labor helped build life skills for the poor, and women were happier when they didn't have to worry about who to vote for.

Move along now, you're needed in the dustbin of history.
 
2013-03-27 04:11:00 PM  

cc_rider: It's hard to believe that old f*ck-face troll still has an audience. This country will be a much better place when they all go the way of the dinosaurs.


The only people left watching it cannot figure out how to change the channel.
 
2013-03-27 04:11:25 PM  

blatz514: mysticcat: The just want fabulous weddings?

My father-in-law is 85 and still uses the term "coloreds".  That's about like Pat Robertson's views on gay marriage.

I visited my parents this weekend and my dad used the term ni*ger.  I said, "dad, you had good buddies in Vietnam that were black."  He says.."yep."

/head scratching CSB


Chris Rock has something to say about this.
 
2013-03-27 04:11:55 PM  
And of course the "straight evangelical leaders" have been such paragons of fidelity. . . .
 
2013-03-27 04:12:05 PM  

blatz514: mysticcat: The just want fabulous weddings?

My father-in-law is 85 and still uses the term "coloreds".  That's about like Pat Robertson's views on gay marriage.

I visited my parents this weekend and my dad used the term ni*ger.  I said, "dad, you had good buddies in Vietnam that were black."  He says.."yep."

/head scratching CSB


Is your dad black?
 
2013-03-27 04:12:18 PM  
Feh, Pat Roberton.  Guessing someone has a nice piece of schadenfreude heading Pat's way when he kicks the bucket.
 
2013-03-27 04:12:42 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Religion is a learned behavior.


It's a lifestyle choice.
 
2013-03-27 04:12:44 PM  

Lutrasimilis: We're not an alien species...


Then why do you keep anally probing me?
 
2013-03-27 04:12:52 PM  

umad: blatz514: mysticcat: The just want fabulous weddings?

My father-in-law is 85 and still uses the term "coloreds".  That's about like Pat Robertson's views on gay marriage.

I visited my parents this weekend and my dad used the term ni*ger.  I said, "dad, you had good buddies in Vietnam that were black."  He says.."yep."

/head scratching CSB

Chris Rock has something to say about this.


Could you link it?  I don't know if I heard his take.
 
2013-03-27 04:13:25 PM  

serpent_sky: I love how they try to boil it down to whether or not two men or two women can have children.

By that logic, infertile people should not be allowed to marry, because infertile people do not have children. Or older people who have lost a spouse, or just met the right person after menopause can't marry because post-menopausal women cannot have children.  I don't think those arguments would fly, so why should they for gay couples?


Cuz gheys are teh icky so shutup. That's why.
 
2013-03-27 04:13:48 PM  

Psychopusher: Newsflash to Pat Robertson: Your spiralling descent into irrelevance pleases me.  Do make more such statements.  Flailing your arms in righteous panic and decreeing "BECAUSE GOD" on matters of no direct concern to you and yours will only hasten gravity's inevitable pull on your sad, deluded carcass.  History will cast a wearied look upon your legacy and shake its head at the nonsense humans used to busy itself with.


In other words, shut up and die already.
 
2013-03-27 04:14:23 PM  

Ed Grubermann: Lutrasimilis: We're not an alien species...

Then why do you keep anally probing me?



You didn't say "no", did you?
 
2013-03-27 04:15:33 PM  
Well, to be perfectly honest, most straight women don't want marriage either.  They just want the big party day, with the poufy dress, and all the shower party gifts.
 
2013-03-27 04:15:51 PM  

Lutrasimilis: the same basic drive as the heterosexuals


You mean standard or automatic transmissions?
 
2013-03-27 04:16:05 PM  

blatz514: I visited my parents this weekend and my dad used the term ni*ger. I said, "dad, you had good buddies in Vietnam that were black." He says.."yep."

/head scratching CSB


Perhaps he doesn't consider it to be a racist term.
 
2013-03-27 04:16:22 PM  

Ed Grubermann: FTFA: Pastor Jim Garlow claimed: "There isn't that much interest in marriage, there isn't that much interest in commitment and monogamy, it isn't there; it's attempting to force us to affirm a lifestyle, that's what's at stake here."

Have I not been pointing out that this is their primary concern for years now?


No kidding! I've always said you were on the cutting edge of social de-evolution
 
2013-03-27 04:16:30 PM  

blatz514: Could you link it? I don't know if I heard his take.


Not while I'm at work. It should be pretty easy to find though if you google his name and the magic n-word.
 
2013-03-27 04:16:33 PM  
"God is not a homophobe, God is almighty, He's in charge of the world and this is the way he made it."

Someone should explain to these asshats that religious beliefs have no place in law.
 
2013-03-27 04:18:09 PM  

LucklessWonder: PsiChick: Radak: mysticcat: The just want fabulous weddings?

My father-in-law is 85 and still uses the term "coloreds".  That's about like Pat Robertson's views on gay marriage.

My grandfather was like that.  I used to ask him, "what color were they?"

Purple.

You see, long ago God made man in His Holy Image (and women too, ahem), and made them all the many colors of the rainbow. But the orange people, who had no Jersey Shore, wandered away to find better tanning salons, and the blue people went up into outer space, save one who mentored five teenagers to become Power Rangers and fight the evil Rita Repulsa. The green people slowly died off as they were mistaken for trees and cut down, and finally only the purple people, with mystical powers over the forces of the universe, remained. Thus we now await the coming of the Great Purple Leader, who shall bring us out of dark times into salvation.

So Bob Jones University is protecting the world from Thanos and/or Sinestro?


Pfft, the Purple People wouldn't bother with that. They will come in spaceships built by the blue people bearing the mighty sword Excalibur! They shall have no need of fools or bigots! THEY SHALL RULE!
 
2013-03-27 04:19:40 PM  
regardless if this is true or not denying them the option is wrong
 
2013-03-27 04:20:21 PM  
The smart ones don't
 
2013-03-27 04:20:35 PM  
Is this one of those things like where Pat Robertson says he doesn't want to be punched in the head but sometimes it seems like he does.

/dnrtfa
 
2013-03-27 04:20:54 PM  

ReapTheChaos: "God is not a homophobe, God is almighty, He's in charge of the world and this is the way he made it."

Someone should explain to these asshats that religious beliefs have no place in law modern times.


FTFY
 
2013-03-27 04:21:00 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: Didn't know who Jim Galow was, so I went over to Wikipedia:

He is a leader in the "pulpit freedom" movement, which insists that pastors should be free to carry out political advocacy from the pulpit in defiance of Internal Revenue Service regulations.

Send him to PMITA prison, I say.


I don't doubt that he is secretly hoping to get some PMITA, and doing that in prison just inflames his loins even more.
 
2013-03-27 04:21:03 PM  
Subby: "Newsflash to all homosexuals. Pat Robertson and Pastor Jim Garlow say that gays don't really want marriage"

Awesome, let's give it to 'em just to piss 'em off, then!

/or at least, let's tell Robertson and Garlow that's why we're doing it
 
2013-03-27 04:21:22 PM  

PsiChick: Pfft, the Purple People wouldn't bother with that. They will come in spaceships built by the blue people bearing the mighty sword Excalibur! They shall have no need of fools or bigots! THEY SHALL RULE!


Just make the Purple People sit in rocking chairs. Defeats them every time.
 
2013-03-27 04:21:34 PM  

Rwa2play: Feh, Pat Roberton.  Guessing someone has a nice piece of schadenfreude heading Pat's way when he kicks the bucket.


Ew. Necrophilia with a German sausage.
 
2013-03-27 04:22:18 PM  

Radak: mysticcat: The just want fabulous weddings?

My father-in-law is 85 and still uses the term "coloreds".  That's about like Pat Robertson's views on gay marriage.

My grandfather was like that.  I used to ask him, "what color were they?"


And that's why you were cut out of his will. ;-)
 
2013-03-27 04:22:59 PM  

jigger: blatz514: mysticcat: The just want fabulous weddings?

My father-in-law is 85 and still uses the term "coloreds".  That's about like Pat Robertson's views on gay marriage.

I visited my parents this weekend and my dad used the term ni*ger.  I said, "dad, you had good buddies in Vietnam that were black."  He says.."yep."

/head scratching CSB

Is your dad black?


Ha!  Should have mentioned "grew up in the middle of nowhere Wisconsin."   Not a lot of black dudes there back in the 50's-70's.
 
2013-03-27 04:25:10 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: Didn't know who Jim Galow was, so I went over to Wikipedia:

He is a leader in the "pulpit freedom" movement, which insists that pastors should be free to carry out political advocacy from the pulpit in defiance of Internal Revenue Service regulations.

Send him to PMITA prison, I say.


Well, those pastors can carry out political advocacy from the pulpit.... they just need to pay taxes on the churches income then right?

But, I am guessing he wants to have his cake and eat it to.
 
2013-03-27 04:25:34 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Rwa2play: Feh, Pat Roberton.  Guessing someone has a nice piece of schadenfreude heading Pat's way when he kicks the bucket.

Ew. Necrophilia with a German sausage.


What a waste of good sausage
 
2013-03-27 04:26:37 PM  
Well, fark me from the grave, Jerry:


Falwell told MSNBC's Tucker Carlson that if he were a lawyer, he too would argue for civil rights for LGBT people. "I may not agree with the lifestyle, but that has nothing to do with the civil rights of that part of our constituency," Falwell said. When Carlson countered that conservatives "are always arguing against 'special rights' for gays," Falwell said that equal access to housing, civil marriage, and employment are basic rights, not special rights. "Civil rights for all Americans, black, white, red, yellow, the rich, poor, young, old, gay, straight, et cetera, is not a liberal or conservative value. It's an American value that I would think that we pretty much all agree on
 
2013-03-27 04:26:56 PM  
"The foundation of our society since the founding of our great Republic is under attack exemplified by a few people [who] want to have their way doing of sex affirmed ignored by everyone else."

fixed.
 
2013-03-27 04:28:01 PM  
Pat is just acting.  He more or less has to say something inflammatory every day to make his bigoted, racist listener base get riled up enough to break out their checkbooks.
 
2013-03-27 04:28:02 PM  

Test Tickles: So, we only get married to have children?
Well based on that logic nobody over 55 should be allowed to marry.


HEFNER!!!  (Shakes fist at the sky)
 
2013-03-27 04:28:02 PM  

umad: blatz514: Could you link it? I don't know if I heard his take.

Not while I'm at work. It should be pretty easy to find though if you google his name and the magic n-word.


Lol, I'm thinking googling Chris Rock and the magic n-word would pop up a million results!  But thanks, I will do that when I get home from work.
 
2013-03-27 04:28:25 PM  

Ed Grubermann: PsiChick: Pfft, the Purple People wouldn't bother with that. They will come in spaceships built by the blue people bearing the mighty sword Excalibur! They shall have no need of fools or bigots! THEY SHALL RULE!

Just make the Purple People sit in rocking chairs. Defeats them every time.


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Or just send these guys to eat them.
 
2013-03-27 04:31:33 PM  
Come on guys, y'all are preachers, so show a little decorum. Stop talking about sex in public.
 
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