mysticcat: The just want fabulous weddings?My father-in-law is 85 and still uses the term "coloreds". That's about like Pat Robertson's views on gay marriage.
Radak: mysticcat: The just want fabulous weddings?My father-in-law is 85 and still uses the term "coloreds". That's about like Pat Robertson's views on gay marriage.My grandfather was like that. I used to ask him, "what color were they?"
propasaurus: 700 Club host Pat Robertson agreed and added: "The foundation of our society since the founding of our great Republic is under attack by a few people [who] want to have their way doing of sex affirmed by everyone else."Pat has no sense of irony, does he?
thismomentinblackhistory: The striking down of sodomy laws "affirmed the lifestyle." If Jesus returned tomorrow he wouldn't give these two the time of day.
letrole: Homosexual marriage is pursued as a means to an end. Homosexuals, by an exceedingly large margin, do not wish to get married or to form civil unions. Rather, they want to be accepted as normal. Their hope is that public approval of homosexuality will follow the legal establishment of homosexual marriages.
Dr Dreidel: That's OK - Pat and Jim don't really want any followers.I hope Pat lives to be 300 - long enough to see the Christianity he preaches either die entirely or be ignored in favor of a more hippy-dippy Christianity (how's THAT for irony?). I hope his 300-year-old brain remains as healthy as it is now, so that he sees all this happen. I hope he keeps biatching about it, so much that on the last episode of The 700 Club, he asks "Why have you forsaken me?" and the answer is a resounding "BECAUSE YOU'RE A PRICK AND THE GOD YOU WORSHIP IS EVEN WORSE."// bonus if it's a heavenly voice that speaks that truth
PsiChick: Radak: mysticcat: The just want fabulous weddings?My father-in-law is 85 and still uses the term "coloreds". That's about like Pat Robertson's views on gay marriage.My grandfather was like that. I used to ask him, "what color were they?"Purple.You see, long ago God made man in His Holy Image (and women too, ahem), and made them all the many colors of the rainbow. But the orange people, who had no Jersey Shore, wandered away to find better tanning salons, and the blue people went up into outer space, save one who mentored five teenagers to become Power Rangers and fight the evil Rita Repulsa. The green people slowly died off as they were mistaken for trees and cut down, and finally only the purple people, with mystical powers over the forces of the universe, remained. Thus we now await the coming of the Great Purple Leader, who shall bring us out of dark times into salvation.
Three Crooked Squirrels: He is a leader in the "pulpit freedom" movement, which insists that pastors should be free to carry out political advocacy from the pulpit in defiance of Internal Revenue Service regulations.
WorldCitizen: Well that just confirms they don't know what they're talking about and they lie
SnarfVader: There's not enough facepalm pictures on the internet for this.
serpent_sky: I love how they try to boil it down to whether or not two men or two women can have children.By that logic, infertile people should not be allowed to marry, because infertile people do not have children. Or older people who have lost a spouse, or just met the right person after menopause can't marry because post-menopausal women cannot have children. I don't think those arguments would fly, so why should they for gay couples?
Evil Mackerel: Whoa, wait a second, you mean Pat Robertson isn't gay?
AdolfOliverPanties: thismomentinblackhistory: The striking down of sodomy laws "affirmed the lifestyle." If Jesus returned tomorrow he wouldn't give these two the time of day.Agreed. I also think that were this Jesus to return tomorrow his first order of business would be to go after the money men, the people who have bought and paid to make everything in this world to their liking; the lobbyists, the corporatists, the politicians etc who have farked us all over royally.
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