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(Sun Sentinel)   Glazed over DUI suspect, 51, caught doing donuts in a damaged Jeep that was missing a tire found herself in a hole   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 30
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2013-03-27 01:49:16 PM
I never tire finding myself in a hole.. It's what I live for.
 
2013-03-27 02:55:37 PM
Knowing those oversexed prison guards, she's gonna be seeing LaPeter on a regular basis.
 
2013-03-27 04:20:47 PM
Can we ban Sun Sentinel links until they remove their paywall?
 
2013-03-27 04:29:18 PM

caddisfly: Can we ban Sun Sentinel links until they remove their paywall?


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2013-03-27 04:32:29 PM
a hole or a-hole?
 
2013-03-27 04:35:33 PM
I get that she was drunk but did the officers have to be so cruller?
 
2013-03-27 04:38:33 PM

beerrun: caddisfly: Can we ban Sun Sentinel links until they remove their paywall?

Thought they dropped it, as I have been able to read all three SS articles posted today. Figured they got extra articles posted today as their "reward" for killing the paywall. Dunno
 
2013-03-27 04:45:34 PM

R. Paulson: beerrun: caddisfly: Can we ban Sun Sentinel links until they remove their paywall?
Thought they dropped it, as I have been able to read all three SS articles posted today. Figured they got extra articles posted today as their "reward" for killing the paywall. Dunno


They've secretly found a way to make us pay without knowing. It's up to us to figure out how they did it.
 
2013-03-27 04:47:06 PM
Surprised "smoking hot" wasn't used in the headline.

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2013-03-27 04:51:23 PM
America runs on Drunkin Donuts.
 
2013-03-27 05:00:20 PM
She sounds like a fun date.

Two beers, cheap too.
 
2013-03-27 05:01:57 PM
mmmm glazed... donut... holes... mmmmmm
 
2013-03-27 05:17:39 PM
Was she wearing long johns?
 
2013-03-27 05:23:19 PM
this is why you should smile when they take a picture
she does not look too happy
two beers and still sad
please post a picture where you  are smiling
 
2013-03-27 05:29:36 PM
I had hopes for a real "glazed over" look.
 
2013-03-27 05:45:17 PM
Wassuppa?
 
2013-03-27 05:45:57 PM
Surprise the cops didn't eat some with their coffee.
 
2013-03-27 06:04:45 PM

Mister Buttons: Surprised "smoking hot" wasn't used in the headline.

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She may not be smoking or hot, but she's not to bad for 51. Of course I have a dozen years on her, so I'd hit it.
But only if it took just two beers to get her to " I don't know where I am". Us old people are tight with our money.
 
2013-03-27 06:08:01 PM
I have no idea why, but I read this headline in the style of the Wu-Tang Clan's "Bring Da Ruckus"....
 
2013-03-27 06:14:21 PM
Is she worth my Bavarian creme?
 
2013-03-27 06:27:01 PM
Cop cliche's aside, the wunnerful thing about being 51, is that you are finally free the one thing that has commandeered your priorities since puberty... you simply don't care about sex. Oh sure, it'd be great and I have a ton of great memories - however the simplistic pleasure of being able to do what I want, when I want, watch what I want, etc is 100% my choice. My dick has finally shut up. It's incredibly liberating really. And the money/time saved is equally appreciated. Oh sure, online 'resources' are helpful in achieving this blissful state, but the endorphin rush(es) take a backseat to the aforementioned benefits. It's like finding a key to the shackles you've been wearing for 35+ years.

/rambling old man rant
//I know this, but I simply don't care - and I love the liberation of it all
 
2013-03-27 06:34:24 PM

zulius: Is she worth my Bavarian creme?


You have Bavarian testicles?
 
2013-03-27 06:59:27 PM

Danger Avoid Death: zulius: Is she worth my Bavarian creme?

You have Bavarian testicles?


Call me Old Fashioned, buttermilking this thing isn't going to help...
 
2013-03-27 07:14:54 PM

caddisfly: Can we ban Sun Sentinel links until they remove their paywall?


This!
 
2013-03-27 07:20:49 PM

zulius: Danger Avoid Death: zulius: Is she worth my Bavarian creme?

You have Bavarian testicles?

Call me Old Fashioned, buttermilking this thing isn't going to help...


In that case, I'll be at the Maple Bar frittering my life away.
 
2013-03-27 07:28:52 PM

Danger Avoid Death: zulius: Danger Avoid Death: zulius: Is she worth my Bavarian creme?

You have Bavarian testicles?

Call me Old Fashioned, buttermilking this thing isn't going to help...

In that case, I'll be at the Maple Bar frittering my life away.


If you're trying to make me jelly, you've got another thing coming...
 
2013-03-27 07:39:21 PM
...hair salon manager said she only drank two beers,..

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just two...
 
2013-03-27 09:12:55 PM

bump: Cop cliche's aside, the wunnerful thing about being 51, is that you are finally free the one thing that has commandeered your priorities since puberty... you simply don't care about sex. Oh sure, it'd be great and I have a ton of great memories - however the simplistic pleasure of being able to do what I want, when I want, watch what I want, etc is 100% my choice. My dick has finally shut up. It's incredibly liberating really. And the money/time saved is equally appreciated. Oh sure, online 'resources' are helpful in achieving this blissful state, but the endorphin rush(es) take a backseat to the aforementioned benefits. It's like finding a key to the shackles you've been wearing for 35+ years.

/rambling old man rant
//I know this, but I simply don't care - and I love the liberation of it all


You poor old bastard. You finally know what it's like to be a woman.
 
2013-03-27 09:13:48 PM
Jeep Liberty. Girl Jeep.
 
2013-03-27 09:43:16 PM
So when the Cops showed up...

Raises sunglasses..

She ran into a Bearclaw...
 
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