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(Gwinnett Daily Post)   TFA: "He then, authorities said, attacked a pair of police officers (with his pants down) before being Tasered multiple times (with his pants down)"   (gwinnettdailypost.com) divider line 17
    More: Amusing, Taser, police officers, Lilburn, Sherwin-Williams, Lawrenceville  
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2013-03-27 12:06:41 PM  
5 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com

Tried to warn ya.
2013-03-27 01:03:57 PM  
4 votes:
I read this article (with my pants down) and now I'm adding comments (with my pants down)
2013-03-27 01:49:50 PM  
2 votes:
Just think, a former co-worker of his had to clean the ass and junk prints off the glass door.

Of course, remembering captain nopants thrashing on the ground while "riding the lightning" may make the job easier to do.
2013-03-27 12:55:38 PM  
2 votes:
Lookin' like a fool.
2013-03-27 07:56:17 PM  
1 votes:

dready zim: Devolving_Spud: "Don't look, Ethel!"

but it was too late...


They'd already gotten a free shot (with a Taser).
2013-03-27 03:01:40 PM  
1 votes:

Walker: A child molestation charge stemmed from his alleged actions taking place in front of children.Cool. So you can now be charged with child molestation just for a child seeing you nude. Everyone at nude beaches and in recreation center locker rooms is now a sex offender! Welcome to backwards America....again.


Not to be defending American Prudes (yes, they need to unclench), but seeing a guy changing in a rec center locker room is Not the same as having a crazy naked man doing "the helicopter" with his wang or pelvic thrusting while trying to open your locked car door to get at you.
2013-03-27 02:42:04 PM  
1 votes:

Rufus Lee King: I can't understand why I'm having such a hard time finding a job. Somebody hired this guy, right?


Obviously your first mistake is wearing pants.
2013-03-27 02:37:45 PM  
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-03-27 02:09:01 PM  
1 votes:

bigxnyc: So, after he stripped naked, then rubbed his junk on the store window and then the truck, he put his pants back on so he could again drop them after punching the arriving cop?


/I don't often go full retard, but when i do, i like to do it with my cock out.
2013-03-27 01:40:56 PM  
1 votes:

Devolving_Spud: "Don't look, Ethel!"


but it was too late...
2013-03-27 01:30:02 PM  
1 votes:
I just read TFA and I'm confused. Were his pants up or down when this all happened?
2013-03-27 01:24:14 PM  
1 votes:
Pull your pants up before you're tasered in the butt. What what.
2013-03-27 01:19:22 PM  
1 votes:
pants on the ground, pants on the ground, looking like a fool with his stupid headline pants on the ground.
2013-03-27 01:12:13 PM  
1 votes:
"Don't look, Ethel!"
2013-03-27 01:09:38 PM  
1 votes:
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
2013-03-27 01:08:23 PM  
1 votes:
So, after he stripped naked, then rubbed his junk on the store window and then the truck, he put his pants back on so he could again drop them after punching the arriving cop?
2013-03-27 12:59:28 PM  
1 votes:
The Aristocrats!

/wonder what his Fark handle is.
 
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