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(Gwinnett Daily Post)   TFA: "He then, authorities said, attacked a pair of police officers (with his pants down) before being Tasered multiple times (with his pants down)"   (gwinnettdailypost.com) divider line 48
    More: Amusing, Taser, police officers, Lilburn, Sherwin-Williams, Lawrenceville  
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2013-03-27 12:06:41 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

Tried to warn ya.
 
2013-03-27 12:55:38 PM
Lookin' like a fool.
 
2013-03-27 12:58:45 PM
Tina Turner - "We don't need another hero" started playing in my head when I read that one.
 
2013-03-27 12:59:24 PM
media.vintagecotton.com

en español :
blogs.browardpalmbeach.com
 
2013-03-27 12:59:28 PM
The Aristocrats!

/wonder what his Fark handle is.
 
2013-03-27 01:02:18 PM
I'd guess that 1) the boredom and stress of working at a paint store (with his pants down) got to him (with his pants down) and 2) he took some kind of drug (with his pants down).

That would explain persistent attempts to pursue the affections of his male coworker, as well as the pressed hams and squashed kiwis.

I don't know my drugs all that well, but maybe it was Ecstasy and paint fumes.
 
2013-03-27 01:03:57 PM
I read this article (with my pants down) and now I'm adding comments (with my pants down)
 
2013-03-27 01:08:23 PM
So, after he stripped naked, then rubbed his junk on the store window and then the truck, he put his pants back on so he could again drop them after punching the arriving cop?
 
2013-03-27 01:09:38 PM
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
 
2013-03-27 01:12:13 PM
"Don't look, Ethel!"
 
2013-03-27 01:19:06 PM
Lilburn Police Department Capt. Mike Johnson said there was no indication of drug use in connection with the incident.

img.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-27 01:19:22 PM
pants on the ground, pants on the ground, looking like a fool with his stupid headline pants on the ground.
 
2013-03-27 01:24:14 PM
Pull your pants up before you're tasered in the butt. What what.
 
2013-03-27 01:26:13 PM
PANTS DOWN!
 
2013-03-27 01:29:22 PM
Guns, Religion, and a Penis.
It's OK to have one.
It's OK to be proud of one.
But please, don't take it out and wave it around in from of
Children,
A Polling Place,
The Supreme Court.
 
2013-03-27 01:30:02 PM
I just read TFA and I'm confused. Were his pants up or down when this all happened?
 
2013-03-27 01:36:11 PM
Lilburn Police Department Capt. Mike Johnson said there was no indication of drug use in connection with the incident.

I find this difficult to believe.  Although, he may have forgotten to take his psych meds.
 
2013-03-27 01:40:56 PM

Devolving_Spud: "Don't look, Ethel!"


but it was too late...
 
2013-03-27 01:49:50 PM
Just think, a former co-worker of his had to clean the ass and junk prints off the glass door.

Of course, remembering captain nopants thrashing on the ground while "riding the lightning" may make the job easier to do.
 
2013-03-27 01:50:08 PM
this guy knows how to party
 
2013-03-27 01:55:10 PM
how the hell is that child molestation?  im sure the kids laughed more than anything else.
 
2013-03-27 01:55:22 PM
Is it just me, or is gangsta rap getting lazier?
 
2013-03-27 01:57:35 PM
This guy needs his own T.V. show.  He has idea after idea.
 
2013-03-27 02:05:17 PM
I read this (with my pants down)
 
2013-03-27 02:06:57 PM
Layton, 22, was arrested last week following an incident at the Sherwin-Williams paint store off U.S. Highway 29 in Lilburn, where he had reportedly worked for about two months. Ultimately charged with wide-ranging offenses including battery, sexual battery, child molestation, public indecency and obstruction of a police officer, the Lawrenceville resident is being held in the Gwinnett County jail without bond.

Now this is a guy you can admire, two months at work, and he managed to molest children, battery, public indecency, and obstruction. I'm sure he can get a job at a local day care center, as you know, they check backgrounds carefully.
 
2013-03-27 02:07:56 PM

Rufus Lee King: I can't understand why I'm having such a hard time finding a job. Somebody hired this guy, right?


/I'm with you brother, been looking for months, cant find one, and i have no arrests, no dui's, hell, not even a parking ticket.  go figure.
 
2013-03-27 02:09:01 PM

bigxnyc: So, after he stripped naked, then rubbed his junk on the store window and then the truck, he put his pants back on so he could again drop them after punching the arriving cop?


/I don't often go full retard, but when i do, i like to do it with my cock out.
 
2013-03-27 02:22:07 PM
I hope the officer is alright. That type of thing can emotionally scar a person.
 
2013-03-27 02:24:24 PM
Everything's better with your pants down.

Did you know, that if everybody in China pulled down their pants all at the same time, it would change the earth's gravitational constant and reverse the flow of the Mississippi River.
 
2013-03-27 02:25:13 PM
Gwinnett, I do not miss you at all.  Thanks for the reminder to stay away.
 
2013-03-27 02:32:58 PM
Gwinnett County.
Part of the hell that is the Metro Atlanta area

/hating on 'Lanta
 
2013-03-27 02:33:23 PM
Was he a wizard...sporting a little gherkin?  "Cuz I've seen that video.
 
2013-03-27 02:34:35 PM
Pic of suspect?

i354.photobucket.com

Master cylinder!

/hot
 
2013-03-27 02:37:45 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-27 02:42:04 PM

Rufus Lee King: I can't understand why I'm having such a hard time finding a job. Somebody hired this guy, right?


Obviously your first mistake is wearing pants.
 
2013-03-27 02:49:59 PM
A child molestation charge stemmed from his alleged actions taking place in front of children.Cool. So you can now be charged with child molestation just for a child seeing you nude. Everyone at nude beaches and in recreation center locker rooms is now a sex offender! Welcome to backwards America....again.
 
2013-03-27 02:59:16 PM
Farking randy's worried about getting his precious pants dirty. So when the pants come off look out
 
2013-03-27 03:01:40 PM

Walker: A child molestation charge stemmed from his alleged actions taking place in front of children.Cool. So you can now be charged with child molestation just for a child seeing you nude. Everyone at nude beaches and in recreation center locker rooms is now a sex offender! Welcome to backwards America....again.


Not to be defending American Prudes (yes, they need to unclench), but seeing a guy changing in a rec center locker room is Not the same as having a crazy naked man doing "the helicopter" with his wang or pelvic thrusting while trying to open your locked car door to get at you.
 
2013-03-27 03:04:37 PM

Clemkadidlefark: Gwinnett County.
Part of the hell that is the Metro Atlanta area

/hating on 'Lanta


Needs re-Shermanizing, in my view.
 
2013-03-27 03:04:46 PM

Private_Citizen: Walker: A child molestation charge stemmed from his alleged actions taking place in front of children.Cool. So you can now be charged with child molestation just for a child seeing you nude. Everyone at nude beaches and in recreation center locker rooms is now a sex offender! Welcome to backwards America....again.

Not to be defending American Prudes (yes, they need to unclench), but seeing a guy changing in a rec center locker room is Not the same as having a crazy naked man doing "the helicopter" with his wang or pelvic thrusting while trying to open your locked car door to get at you.


/Gee..thanks for the helicopter visual.
//Mind bleach please.
 
2013-03-27 03:06:06 PM

Private_Citizen: Walker: A child molestation charge stemmed from his alleged actions taking place in front of children.Cool. So you can now be charged with child molestation just for a child seeing you nude. Everyone at nude beaches and in recreation center locker rooms is now a sex offender! Welcome to backwards America....again.

Not to be defending American Prudes (yes, they need to unclench), but seeing a guy changing in a rec center locker room is Not the same as having a crazy naked man doing "the helicopter" with his wang or pelvic thrusting while trying to open your locked car door to get at you.


Disturbing mental image is disturbing.
 
2013-03-27 03:51:54 PM

Walker: A child molestation charge stemmed from his alleged actions taking place in front of children.Cool. So you can now be charged with child molestation just for a child seeing you nude. Everyone at nude beaches and in recreation center locker rooms is now a sex offender! Welcome to backwards America....again.


That's typical these days, cops arrest someone and charge them with everything they think could even remotely fit the crime, that way the DA can have something to supposedly "drop" and make a plea bargain with the guy. Most likely drop everything but disorderly conduct and maybe indecent exposure.
 
2013-03-27 04:10:35 PM
In this world of hate and prejudice, one man tries to spread his love. And see what happens?
 
2013-03-27 04:18:57 PM

ReapTheChaos: Walker: A child molestation charge stemmed from his alleged actions taking place in front of children.Cool. So you can now be charged with child molestation just for a child seeing you nude. Everyone at nude beaches and in recreation center locker rooms is now a sex offender! Welcome to backwards America....again.

That's typical these days, cops arrest someone and charge them with everything they think could even remotely fit the crime, that way the DA can have something to supposedly "drop" and make a plea bargain with the guy. Most likely drop everything but disorderly conduct and maybe indecent exposure.


As long as they don't drop the pants. Again.
 
2013-03-27 04:27:29 PM
Is this like that thing where you add "in bed" to the end of whatever your fortune cookie says?
 
2013-03-27 06:14:11 PM
Child molestation? So, children witnessing this incident (which seems like a really good way to teach a kid to pay attention in school and not take drugs) constitutes child molestation? That's farked up.

I can see charging him with assault for groping the coworker, but the child molestation charge is bullshiat.
 
2013-03-27 07:56:17 PM

dready zim: Devolving_Spud: "Don't look, Ethel!"

but it was too late...


They'd already gotten a free shot (with a Taser).
 
2013-03-28 07:12:00 AM
Randy, put your pant's back on!!
 
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