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(Leamington Observer (UK))   PROTIP: When robbing your local convenience store, don't do it while there's fresh snow on the ground and then walk straight back home so the cops need only follow your footprints   (leamingtonobserver.co.uk) divider line 16
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2013-03-27 10:20:44 AM  
You're supposed to put your shoes on backwards, moron.
 
2013-03-27 10:21:43 AM  
Danny laughs at your shenanigans.
 
2013-03-27 10:26:32 AM  
Ok, so we don't bring to court people with insanity whether temporary or not.

What about stupidity? Shouldn't there be a minimum threshold where you just go "Bob...Bob...just let him go man...really" maybe even give him a few dollars and tell him not to do that again?


/ok...my post just went from joking to serious to trolling, all in one sentence.
//need sleep, caffiene, exercise
///maybe in that order
 
2013-03-27 10:26:49 AM  

born_yesterday: You're supposed to put your shoes on backwards, moron.


Agrees...

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2013-03-27 10:30:40 AM  
IT WAS THE DOG WHO WORE MY SHOES
 
2013-03-27 10:31:17 AM  
Jeffy, speaker for the "scared straight" program, approves
 
2013-03-27 10:35:57 AM  

Frankenstorm: Danny laughs screams REDRUM at your shenanigans.


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2013-03-27 10:42:18 AM  
HEY!!

listen up buddy!!  IT WAS NOT SNOWING WHEN WE BROKE INTO THAT STORE..

fark.. its not like the weather forecast is ever that accurate, we were in there for a god damn hour dont ya know.
 
2013-03-27 12:09:03 PM  

blatz514: born_yesterday: You're supposed to put your shoes on backwards, moron.

Agrees...

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Why oh why does he have to be wearing a Cardinals shirt
 
2013-03-27 12:13:46 PM  

Duke Wayne: blatz514: born_yesterday: You're supposed to put your shoes on backwards, moron.

Agrees...

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Why oh why does he have to be wearing a Cardinals shirt


Seems too fitting.  Almost like he planned on wearing it to look stupider.
 
2013-03-27 12:20:10 PM  
I knew a guy in high school who stole a computer from his next-door neighbor, and then walked through the snow directly to his own bedroom window. After he got caught, what did his parents do? They bought him a computer, because obviously he needed one pretty badly, or else he wouldn't have stolen one.
 
2013-03-27 12:22:14 PM  
Dammit, the perfect time to make a precious snowflake comment, and I breezed right on past it.
 
2013-03-27 02:16:21 PM  

Duke Wayne: blatz514: born_yesterday: You're supposed to put your shoes on backwards, moron.

Agrees...

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Why oh why does he have to be wearing a Cardinals shirt


Hey, he could have been wearing a Warriors shirt.
 
2013-03-27 03:34:17 PM  

Duke Wayne: blatz514: born_yesterday: You're supposed to put your shoes on backwards, moron.

Agrees...

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Why oh why does he have to be wearing a Cardinals shirt


Because it's appropriate?
 
2013-03-27 08:47:20 PM  
So many off these exact kinda stories get greened every winter its almost become a meme
 
2013-03-29 09:10:16 AM  
You gotta be pretty farking stupid to steal lottery tickets.
 
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