Lord_Baull: "I didn't look inside. I went immediately to a trash can and threw it away," he said.This statement alone smells of bullshiat. He was so worried, he notified the church authorities and enlisted the help of teenage volunteers to look for the missing egg, but didn't bother to see if he had the right egg, and instead threw away his prescription meds.Riiiiigggghhhhttt.
zez: It was just adderall
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