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(SeattlePI)   Florida's records from the 1500s to be digitized. Ponce de Leon will finally be immortalized 500 years after being contracted to explore Fark's favorite peninsula   ( divider line
    More: Florida, florida, Ponce de Leon, Fark, peninsulas, St. Augustine, University of South Florida, baptisms  
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1338 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Mar 2013 at 9:12 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-27 09:38:33 AM  
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Hello cool cats and rad chicks! For years, it was thought the the recordings of Ponce De Leon had been lost forever! But now, his original recordings have been found in a basement of a Florida retirement complex and we've digitally remastered them! For the first time since your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grea t-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandpar ents time, you too can hear the music of America's first singer songwriter! For just $29.99(*), you'll hear all the classics:

What a penis shaped place this is!

You must have found the fountain of youth, my dear

Spring Break! Spring Break! (Your coat of armor would look better on my bathroom floor)

These Accursed Bugs Will Eat Us Alive

I'm in the Land of a Mouse-themed Amusement Land

and two more songs were too lazy to type....

Act now! Prison operators are standing by. Waiting to take your personal information and credit card information. Buy two! They make excellent gifts and you won't find yourself on the Shiv List. Be sure to specify whether you want 8 track tape, gramophone roll or Bernoulli Disk format.

Act now!
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