Rann Xerox: I would dearly love to be the quivering meat in a Sofia Vergara/Salma Hayek sammich.
Dancin_In_Anson: basemetal: Like the fist of an angry god!/for a whole two minutes!A minute 55 of begging eh?
basemetal: Like the fist of an angry god!/for a whole two minutes!
¡Fuera De Serie!
H31N0US: FarkingReading: I would hit that for so long that she would become somewhat thirsty and require a Pepsi beverage afterward. She could even film that as a type of advertisement for such a product.I would hit that so hard that all my mojo would spill across her abdomen, breasts, and maybe a little in her hair as she turned her head to the side. After having lost my mojo I would be diminished to a middle management schmuck at a soul sucking multi national, posting to fark out of boredom when I should be working.
basemetal: Oh hell, if I got within smelling distance it might only take 5 secs..........
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