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(Bitten and Bound)   Sofia Vergara tweeted her new hair hue ... sexy summer blonde   (bittenandbound.com) divider line 24
    More: Cool, Sofia Vergara, blonde, childhood sweetheart, hues, hair  
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2013-03-27 01:32:51 PM  
5 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-03-27 11:30:14 AM  
5 votes:
i.qkme.me
2013-03-27 11:35:32 AM  
2 votes:

Rann Xerox: I would dearly love to be the quivering meat in a Sofia Vergara/Salma Hayek sammich.


I would pay child support and alimony the rest of my life, live with family members and die alone with a really solid World of Warcraft account for that one sammich.
2013-03-27 11:21:26 AM  
2 votes:

Rann Xerox: I would dearly love to be the quivering meat in a Sofia Vergara/Salma Hayek sammich.


Those two naked in the same room? My god man! Are you trying to destroy the world?!?
2013-03-27 11:13:40 AM  
2 votes:
I would dearly love to be the quivering meat in a Sofia Vergara/Salma Hayek sammich.
2013-03-27 11:06:19 AM  
2 votes:
I would hit that for so long that she would become somewhat thirsty and require a Pepsi beverage afterward. She could even film that as a type of advertisement for such a product.
2013-03-27 10:39:20 AM  
2 votes:

Dancin_In_Anson: basemetal: Like the fist of an angry god!

/for a whole two minutes!

A minute 55 of begging eh?


Oh hell, if I got within smelling distance it might only take 5 secs..........
2013-03-27 10:22:18 AM  
2 votes:

basemetal: Like the fist of an angry god!

/for a whole two minutes!


A minute 55 of begging eh?
2013-03-27 05:02:00 PM  
1 votes:
I couldn't care less what color her hair is, that's not the floor I get off on.
2013-03-27 12:37:19 PM  
1 votes:
Yes, have some.
2013-03-27 12:17:04 PM  
1 votes:
¡Fuera De Serie!
2013-03-27 11:55:22 AM  
1 votes:

H31N0US: FarkingReading: I would hit that for so long that she would become somewhat thirsty and require a Pepsi beverage afterward. She could even film that as a type of advertisement for such a product.

I would hit that so hard that all my mojo would spill across her abdomen, breasts, and maybe a little in her hair as she turned her head to the side. After having lost my mojo I would be diminished to a middle management schmuck at a soul sucking multi national, posting to fark out of boredom when I should be working.


I would think about hitting that so hard that it would make me procrastinate even longer on a project that's been taking me far too long and my boss is already starting to get annoyed with me.
2013-03-27 11:20:47 AM  
1 votes:
Summer?  (looks at snow outside)
2013-03-27 11:19:38 AM  
1 votes:
She's naturally blonde.  She started dyeing her hair dark because Hollywood expected latino women to have dark hair.

No matter what colour she chooses:  me gusto mucho.
2013-03-27 11:11:37 AM  
1 votes:
I used to fap it to her back in the day when she was on "Fuera de Serie" or whatever it was on Univision. She'd prance around in thong bikinis, looking all hot and such.

//before the internet, the spanish channel was always a good source of inspiration..
2013-03-27 11:08:37 AM  
1 votes:
She actually is a natural blond. And even without make up she is GORGEOUS.

/ I hate her
2013-03-27 11:07:50 AM  
1 votes:
I would hit that so hard that she'd be sore enough to shun sex and would be forced to instead take up with the likes of an older gentleman, such as the type of balding, chubby schlub who might even agree to be the stepfather of the Latino child I sired within her womb.
2013-03-27 11:05:10 AM  
1 votes:
I would hit that so hard that the force of my ejaculation would cause her breasts to swell to an extremely attractive, enormous size.
2013-03-27 11:03:53 AM  
1 votes:
I would hit that so hard that her voice would come out as a grating, shrill, annoying noise.
2013-03-27 10:52:23 AM  
1 votes:
She is just...
just...
...so pretty.
2013-03-27 10:51:31 AM  
1 votes:
Yes.

Wait, what was the question?
2013-03-27 10:42:04 AM  
1 votes:

basemetal: Oh hell, if I got within smelling distance it might only take 5 secs..........


I hear ya brother.
2013-03-27 10:29:44 AM  
1 votes:
img441.imageshack.us1.bp.blogspot.comwallpapers5.com
2013-03-27 09:41:02 AM  
1 votes:
Was she not blonde before?  I never looked.
 
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