theflatline: Christian Bale: theflatline: All of those pics are a decade old, back in the day when she was a bikini model and banging Tom Cruise.She started at as most do, low rent bikini model, then got a drug dealer boyfriend who got her on TV, hooked up with Tom Cruise, then her story wrote it self.
drewogatory: Christian Bale: theflatline: All of those pics are a decade old, back in the day when she was a bikini model and banging Tom Cruise.I need to start a dating service in Colombia for you guys, cause she is kinda of a dime a dozen chick in Medellin.cut the b.s. You know some whores that look like her if you're totally shiatfaced, maybe.My SO's dad was stationed in Columbia for a few years. He's exaggerating, but not by much.
mysticcat: She has hair? I never noticed.
¡Fuera De Serie!
Rann Xerox: I would dearly love to be the quivering meat in a Sofia Vergara/Salma Hayek sammich.
Dancin_In_Anson: basemetal: Oh hell, if I got within smelling distance it might only take 5 secs..........I hear ya brother.
basemetal: Oh hell, if I got within smelling distance it might only take 5 secs..........
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