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2013-03-27 09:41:02 AM  
Was she not blonde before?  I never looked.
 
2013-03-27 09:49:20 AM  
Like the fist of an angry god!

/for a whole two minutes!
 
2013-03-27 10:20:19 AM  
I have no idea who she is but that's a lovely update on the Veronica Lake do.
 
2013-03-27 10:22:18 AM  

basemetal: Like the fist of an angry god!

/for a whole two minutes!


A minute 55 of begging eh?
 
2013-03-27 10:29:44 AM  
img441.imageshack.us1.bp.blogspot.comwallpapers5.com
 
2013-03-27 10:39:20 AM  

Dancin_In_Anson: basemetal: Like the fist of an angry god!

/for a whole two minutes!

A minute 55 of begging eh?


Oh hell, if I got within smelling distance it might only take 5 secs..........
 
2013-03-27 10:42:04 AM  

basemetal: Oh hell, if I got within smelling distance it might only take 5 secs..........


I hear ya brother.
 
2013-03-27 10:42:30 AM  
I'd let her clean up on my drapes, that's how bad I'd want that poon
 
2013-03-27 10:51:31 AM  
Yes.

Wait, what was the question?
 
2013-03-27 10:52:23 AM  
She is just...
just...
...so pretty.
 
2013-03-27 10:54:11 AM  
Hola Sofia, me ilamo Roy.  Hopefully that's all the Espanol I will need and for future pic posts please zoom out slightly and tilt down, feeling free to wear less clothing.  Gracias.
 
2013-03-27 10:57:19 AM  
Hair???
 
2013-03-27 11:03:53 AM  
I would hit that so hard that her voice would come out as a grating, shrill, annoying noise.
 
2013-03-27 11:04:28 AM  
I would hit that so hard that she'd squeeze her eyes so tight that her eyebrows would become oddly thick and elongated.
 
2013-03-27 11:05:10 AM  
I would hit that so hard that the force of my ejaculation would cause her breasts to swell to an extremely attractive, enormous size.
 
2013-03-27 11:06:19 AM  
I would hit that for so long that she would become somewhat thirsty and require a Pepsi beverage afterward. She could even film that as a type of advertisement for such a product.
 
2013-03-27 11:06:48 AM  
OMG!
4.bp.blogspot.com
www.nypost.com

/It's a bad day not to have hand lotion!
 
2013-03-27 11:07:50 AM  
I would hit that so hard that she'd be sore enough to shun sex and would be forced to instead take up with the likes of an older gentleman, such as the type of balding, chubby schlub who might even agree to be the stepfather of the Latino child I sired within her womb.
 
2013-03-27 11:08:37 AM  
She actually is a natural blond. And even without make up she is GORGEOUS.

/ I hate her
 
2013-03-27 11:11:37 AM  
I used to fap it to her back in the day when she was on "Fuera de Serie" or whatever it was on Univision. She'd prance around in thong bikinis, looking all hot and such.

//before the internet, the spanish channel was always a good source of inspiration..
 
2013-03-27 11:13:40 AM  
I would dearly love to be the quivering meat in a Sofia Vergara/Salma Hayek sammich.
 
2013-03-27 11:19:38 AM  
She's naturally blonde.  She started dyeing her hair dark because Hollywood expected latino women to have dark hair.

No matter what colour she chooses:  me gusto mucho.
 
2013-03-27 11:20:47 AM  
Summer?  (looks at snow outside)
 
2013-03-27 11:21:26 AM  

Rann Xerox: I would dearly love to be the quivering meat in a Sofia Vergara/Salma Hayek sammich.


Those two naked in the same room? My god man! Are you trying to destroy the world?!?
 
2013-03-27 11:23:46 AM  

Dancin_In_Anson: basemetal: Oh hell, if I got within smelling distance it might only take 5 secs..........

I hear ya brother.


This.
 
2013-03-27 11:26:21 AM  
i283.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-27 11:30:14 AM  
i.qkme.me
 
2013-03-27 11:35:28 AM  
Has anyone mentioned she has a totally tongue-punchable fart box?
No?
 
2013-03-27 11:35:32 AM  

Rann Xerox: I would dearly love to be the quivering meat in a Sofia Vergara/Salma Hayek sammich.


I would pay child support and alimony the rest of my life, live with family members and die alone with a really solid World of Warcraft account for that one sammich.
 
2013-03-27 11:37:00 AM  
I would hit that so hard that it would give her a bad accent.
 
2013-03-27 11:38:09 AM  

FarkingReading: I would hit that for so long that she would become somewhat thirsty and require a Pepsi beverage afterward. She could even film that as a type of advertisement for such a product.


I would hit that so hard that all my mojo would spill across her abdomen, breasts, and maybe a little in her hair as she turned her head to the side. After having lost my mojo I would be diminished to a middle management schmuck at a soul sucking multi national, posting to fark out of boredom when I should be working.
 
2013-03-27 11:38:33 AM  
But no word on if the carpet matches the drapes.
 
2013-03-27 11:48:47 AM  
Hmmmm. Forty years old with a kid. Definitely attractive, but this kind of fawning should be saved for women who aren't all used up.
 
2013-03-27 11:53:19 AM  
Finally pinned down what bothers me about her look: too "transformer-ish".

/studman69
 
2013-03-27 11:55:22 AM  

H31N0US: FarkingReading: I would hit that for so long that she would become somewhat thirsty and require a Pepsi beverage afterward. She could even film that as a type of advertisement for such a product.

I would hit that so hard that all my mojo would spill across her abdomen, breasts, and maybe a little in her hair as she turned her head to the side. After having lost my mojo I would be diminished to a middle management schmuck at a soul sucking multi national, posting to fark out of boredom when I should be working.


I would think about hitting that so hard that it would make me procrastinate even longer on a project that's been taking me far too long and my boss is already starting to get annoyed with me.
 
2013-03-27 11:57:18 AM  

Champion of the Sun: Hmmmm. Forty years old with a kid. Definitely attractive, but this kind of fawning should be saved for women who aren't all used up.


It's fark, there's plenty of fawning to go around.
 
2013-03-27 12:00:17 PM  
She has hair?  I never noticed.
 
2013-03-27 12:17:04 PM  

¡Fuera De Serie!

 
2013-03-27 12:17:48 PM  

mysticcat: She has hair?  I never noticed.


Me either...

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-27 12:19:25 PM  

mjones73: Champion of the Sun: Hmmmm. Forty years old with a kid. Definitely attractive, but this kind of fawning should be saved for women who aren't all used up.

It's fark, there's plenty of fawning to go around.


Fark fawns to give it's hatred context.
 
2013-03-27 12:20:42 PM  

MyKingdomForYourHorse: I'd let her clean up on my drapes, that's how bad I'd want that poon


_Let her_?

I'd request it.
 
2013-03-27 12:20:46 PM  

BattleFrenchie28: mjones73: Champion of the Sun: Hmmmm. Forty years old with a kid. Definitely attractive, but this kind of fawning should be saved for women who aren't all used up.

It's fark, there's plenty of fawning to go around.

Fark fawns to give its hatred context.


/oops
 
2013-03-27 12:31:46 PM  
I'd tweet her hue.
/iykwim
 
2013-03-27 12:37:19 PM  
Yes, have some.
 
2013-03-27 12:37:39 PM  
I'd bang her like a screen door in a hurricane.

/In the butt.
 
2013-03-27 12:40:27 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Yes, have some.


*Gatekeeper approves*
 
2013-03-27 12:41:39 PM  
I would love and honor that woman like no man before her.
 
2013-03-27 12:44:21 PM  
This is why I can't be a racist.


"Boners before Bigotry!"
 
2013-03-27 12:53:48 PM  

LucklessWonder: I'd bang her like a screen door in a hurricane.

/In the butt.



Me too. One good slam, and then torn right off.
 
2013-03-27 12:56:08 PM  
I would imagine hitting that so hard that I would post about it several times in a Fark thread. No, seriously.
 
2013-03-27 01:02:04 PM  
I'll be in her bunk.

(Is that stalking?)
 
2013-03-27 01:24:46 PM  
Oddly enough, I recall one interview where she laughed about how big her boobs were, saying that she doesn't even take herself seriously because she looks like a tranny.
 
2013-03-27 01:31:01 PM  
Dancin_In_Anson: basemetal: Like the fist of an angry god!

/for a whole two minutes!

A minute 55 of begging bragging eh?
 
2013-03-27 01:32:51 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-27 01:44:08 PM  

johnny_vegas: A minute 55 of begging bragging eh?


Oh no...I'd have to beg. I harbor no illusions about my pay grade.
 
2013-03-27 01:49:24 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: johnny_vegas: A minute 55 of begging bragging eh?

Oh no...I'd have to beg. I harbor no illusions about my pay grade.


ah! I was talking AFTER!  so I guess total time for me would be a Peter Northian 3:55

/bragging again
 
2013-03-27 01:53:23 PM  
Fair nuff.
 
2013-03-27 01:57:15 PM  
So much prettier and younger looking.  Nice work, Sofia!
 
2013-03-27 02:25:15 PM  
I'd let her sit on my face...
 
2013-03-27 02:29:01 PM  
Dem titties....
 
2013-03-27 03:02:22 PM  
I'd rather she tweet a picture of her bleeched starfish.
 
2013-03-27 03:06:49 PM  
Why should I care what color the hair on her head is?

/Mrs. Lion has way better tits anyway
//Wife-like typing detected
///Threes
 
2013-03-27 03:09:35 PM  

Psycoholic_Slag: Has anyone mentioned she has a totally tongue-punchable fart box?
No?


I would not Need A Straw To Blow Cocaine Up Her ButT.

/Wtf HappenedToSwype? Why Do Developers insist OnBreakingAny Feature ThatWorks?
 
2013-03-27 03:15:55 PM  
Blonde?! Why god why?
 
2013-03-27 03:28:15 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Blonde?! Why god why?


I'm as partial to dark haired ladies as any other sane male, but she looks pretty good in TFA.
 
2013-03-27 03:37:25 PM  
I'd hit that so hard that afterwards I would shoot myself in the head, for there would be nothing left to accomplish in this life.
 
2013-03-27 03:51:05 PM  

akanaka: I'm as partial to dark haired ladies as any other sane male, but she looks pretty good in TFA.


Not saying she looks bad. But she doesn't look as good as she does with dark hair.

img703.imageshack.us

dark hair rocks
 
2013-03-27 04:11:41 PM  
Much better as a blonde. No question.
 
2013-03-27 04:20:19 PM  
img43.imageshack.us

Oh You!!
 
2013-03-27 05:02:00 PM  
I couldn't care less what color her hair is, that's not the floor I get off on.
 
2013-03-27 05:51:22 PM  

Champion of the Sun: Hmmmm. Forty years old with a kid. Definitely attractive, but this kind of fawning should be saved for women who aren't all used up.


Dude. You're mom got mad for trying to french kiss her once while you were drunk.
Just....let it go, man. It wasn't your fault.
 
2013-03-27 05:57:00 PM  

AbiNormal: I couldn't care less what color her hair is, that's not the floor I get off on.


Now that is a new one for this old guy.  I'm totally stealing that.
 
2013-03-27 05:59:27 PM  
All of those pics are a decade old, back in the day when she was a bikini model and banging Tom Cruise.

I need to start a dating service in Colombia for you guys, cause she is kinda of a dime a dozen chick in Medellin.
 
2013-03-27 06:05:24 PM  

mysticcat: Was she not blonde before?  I never looked.


Blonde is her natural hair color.
 
2013-03-27 06:11:40 PM  
I'm a black hair/goth leaning guy but she's hotter as a blonde.
 
2013-03-27 06:43:05 PM  
I came...  Nope, that's it!
 
2013-03-27 06:51:50 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img43.imageshack.us image 615x811]

Oh You!!


Saw that link yesterday. I'm partial to this one myself:

i46.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-27 07:05:01 PM  

foo monkey: mysticcat: Was she not blonde before?  I never looked.

Blonde is her natural hair color.


Came here to say this.
 
2013-03-27 07:55:27 PM  
img.anongallery.org
 
2013-03-27 10:21:39 PM  

theflatline: All of those pics are a decade old, back in the day when she was a bikini model and banging Tom Cruise.

I need to start a dating service in Colombia for you guys, cause she is kinda of a dime a dozen chick in Medellin.


cut the b.s. You know some whores that look like her if you're totally shiatfaced, maybe.
 
2013-03-27 10:52:10 PM  

Christian Bale: theflatline: All of those pics are a decade old, back in the day when she was a bikini model and banging Tom Cruise.

I need to start a dating service in Colombia for you guys, cause she is kinda of a dime a dozen chick in Medellin.

cut the b.s. You know some whores that look like her if you're totally shiatfaced, maybe.


My SO's dad was stationed in Columbia for a few years. He's exaggerating, but not by much.
 
2013-03-27 11:27:24 PM  

drewogatory: Christian Bale: theflatline: All of those pics are a decade old, back in the day when she was a bikini model and banging Tom Cruise.

I need to start a dating service in Colombia for you guys, cause she is kinda of a dime a dozen chick in Medellin.

cut the b.s. You know some whores that look like her if you're totally shiatfaced, maybe.

My SO's dad was stationed in Columbia for a few years. He's exaggerating, but not by much.


Don't get me wrong, I'm sure it's great. I'm willing to believe there are hordes of Shakiras running around down there, but not Vergaras. That is not dime a dozen T & A.

www.inflexwetrust.com
 
2013-03-27 11:30:11 PM  

Christian Bale: drewogatory: Christian Bale: theflatline: All of those pics are a decade old, back in the day when she was a bikini model and banging Tom Cruise.

I need to start a dating service in Colombia for you guys, cause she is kinda of a dime a dozen chick in Medellin.

cut the b.s. You know some whores that look like her if you're totally shiatfaced, maybe.

My SO's dad was stationed in Columbia for a few years. He's exaggerating, but not by much.

Don't get me wrong, I'm sure it's great. I'm willing to believe there are hordes of Shakiras running around down there, but not Vergaras. That is not dime a dozen T & A.

[www.inflexwetrust.com image 321x500]


Well, granted he was (good looking,charming,single) Consul General, so the demo might have been a little skewed.
 
2013-03-28 12:05:16 AM  

Christian Bale: theflatline: All of those pics are a decade old, back in the day when she was a bikini model and banging Tom Cruise.

I need to start a dating service in Colombia for you guys, cause she is kinda of a dime a dozen chick in Medellin.

cut the b.s. You know some whores that look like her if you're totally shiatfaced, maybe.


Actually, you need to go to Medellin, hang out in parque lleras or anywhere in el poblado.  And the departments of caldas and antioquia.

I am half Colombian and the first time I lived there my father told me that it was better if i not dated for the first 3-6 months because coming from the US our first string here look like walk ons there.  And he was right.

I haved lived on and off there for over the last 20 years, and I know chicks who are cashiers in grocery stores who look like her or better, it is just goes with the territory.

And while I think Vergara is good looking, she does have a stylist and wear a ton of make up, when most Colombianas in Colombia do it on a 250 dollar a month salary.

She started at as most do, low rent bikini model, then got a drug dealer boyfriend who got her on TV, hooked up with Tom Cruise, then her story wrote it self.

As for the hookers, they generally are as good looking as the non whores, since every pretty Colombiana wants to go to modeling school, they get low paying jobs as tv announcers, and will throw down for 2 hours for 100 bucks.

Check any Colombiana dating site, they have good looking girls on them, but if you want to see good looking, go in country, you will soon forget about Sofia.
 
2013-03-28 12:08:12 AM  

drewogatory: Christian Bale: drewogatory: Christian Bale: theflatline: All of those pics are a decade old, back in the day when she was a bikini model and banging Tom Cruise.

I need to start a dating service in Colombia for you guys, cause she is kinda of a dime a dozen chick in Medellin.

cut the b.s. You know some whores that look like her if you're totally shiatfaced, maybe.

My SO's dad was stationed in Columbia for a few years. He's exaggerating, but not by much.

Don't get me wrong, I'm sure it's great. I'm willing to believe there are hordes of Shakiras running around down there, but not Vergaras. That is not dime a dozen T & A.

[www.inflexwetrust.com image 321x500]

Well, granted he was (good looking,charming,single) Consul General, so the demo might have been a little skewed.


Old men get hot women in Colombia, generally women prefer men 10-20 years older.  To have a hot girl in Colombia all you need is a car.
 
2013-03-28 01:53:23 AM  
Her hair looks like someone hacked at it with an ax.

While she looks great, her hair looks like shiat.
 
2013-03-28 04:01:49 AM  

theflatline: Christian Bale: theflatline: All of those pics are a decade old, back in the day when she was a bikini model and banging Tom Cruise.

She started at as most do, low rent bikini model, then got a drug dealer boyfriend who got her on TV, hooked up with Tom Cruise, then her story wrote it self.



I find it interesting that you actually believe that A) she was truly banging Tom Cruise and that B) it somehow HELPED her career that she refused to be his fake wife
 
2013-03-28 05:24:58 PM  
I love her in modern family.
 
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