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(Bitten and Bound)   Sofia Vergara tweeted her new hair hue ... sexy summer blonde   (bittenandbound.com) divider line 87
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2013-03-27 09:41:02 AM  
Was she not blonde before?  I never looked.
 
2013-03-27 09:49:20 AM  
Like the fist of an angry god!

/for a whole two minutes!
 
2013-03-27 10:20:19 AM  
I have no idea who she is but that's a lovely update on the Veronica Lake do.
 
2013-03-27 10:22:18 AM  

basemetal: Like the fist of an angry god!

/for a whole two minutes!


A minute 55 of begging eh?
 
2013-03-27 10:29:44 AM  
img441.imageshack.us1.bp.blogspot.comwallpapers5.com
 
2013-03-27 10:39:20 AM  

Dancin_In_Anson: basemetal: Like the fist of an angry god!

/for a whole two minutes!

A minute 55 of begging eh?


Oh hell, if I got within smelling distance it might only take 5 secs..........
 
2013-03-27 10:42:04 AM  

basemetal: Oh hell, if I got within smelling distance it might only take 5 secs..........


I hear ya brother.
 
2013-03-27 10:42:30 AM  
I'd let her clean up on my drapes, that's how bad I'd want that poon
 
2013-03-27 10:51:31 AM  
Yes.

Wait, what was the question?
 
2013-03-27 10:52:23 AM  
She is just...
just...
...so pretty.
 
2013-03-27 10:54:11 AM  
Hola Sofia, me ilamo Roy.  Hopefully that's all the Espanol I will need and for future pic posts please zoom out slightly and tilt down, feeling free to wear less clothing.  Gracias.
 
2013-03-27 10:57:19 AM  
Hair???
 
2013-03-27 11:03:53 AM  
I would hit that so hard that her voice would come out as a grating, shrill, annoying noise.
 
2013-03-27 11:04:28 AM  
I would hit that so hard that she'd squeeze her eyes so tight that her eyebrows would become oddly thick and elongated.
 
2013-03-27 11:05:10 AM  
I would hit that so hard that the force of my ejaculation would cause her breasts to swell to an extremely attractive, enormous size.
 
2013-03-27 11:06:19 AM  
I would hit that for so long that she would become somewhat thirsty and require a Pepsi beverage afterward. She could even film that as a type of advertisement for such a product.
 
2013-03-27 11:06:48 AM  
OMG!
4.bp.blogspot.com
www.nypost.com

/It's a bad day not to have hand lotion!
 
2013-03-27 11:07:50 AM  
I would hit that so hard that she'd be sore enough to shun sex and would be forced to instead take up with the likes of an older gentleman, such as the type of balding, chubby schlub who might even agree to be the stepfather of the Latino child I sired within her womb.
 
2013-03-27 11:08:37 AM  
She actually is a natural blond. And even without make up she is GORGEOUS.

/ I hate her
 
2013-03-27 11:11:37 AM  
I used to fap it to her back in the day when she was on "Fuera de Serie" or whatever it was on Univision. She'd prance around in thong bikinis, looking all hot and such.

//before the internet, the spanish channel was always a good source of inspiration..
 
2013-03-27 11:13:40 AM  
I would dearly love to be the quivering meat in a Sofia Vergara/Salma Hayek sammich.
 
2013-03-27 11:19:38 AM  
She's naturally blonde.  She started dyeing her hair dark because Hollywood expected latino women to have dark hair.

No matter what colour she chooses:  me gusto mucho.
 
2013-03-27 11:20:47 AM  
Summer?  (looks at snow outside)
 
2013-03-27 11:21:26 AM  

Rann Xerox: I would dearly love to be the quivering meat in a Sofia Vergara/Salma Hayek sammich.


Those two naked in the same room? My god man! Are you trying to destroy the world?!?
 
2013-03-27 11:23:46 AM  

Dancin_In_Anson: basemetal: Oh hell, if I got within smelling distance it might only take 5 secs..........

I hear ya brother.


This.
 
2013-03-27 11:26:21 AM  
i283.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-27 11:30:14 AM  
i.qkme.me
 
2013-03-27 11:35:28 AM  
Has anyone mentioned she has a totally tongue-punchable fart box?
No?
 
2013-03-27 11:35:32 AM  

Rann Xerox: I would dearly love to be the quivering meat in a Sofia Vergara/Salma Hayek sammich.


I would pay child support and alimony the rest of my life, live with family members and die alone with a really solid World of Warcraft account for that one sammich.
 
2013-03-27 11:37:00 AM  
I would hit that so hard that it would give her a bad accent.
 
2013-03-27 11:38:09 AM  

FarkingReading: I would hit that for so long that she would become somewhat thirsty and require a Pepsi beverage afterward. She could even film that as a type of advertisement for such a product.


I would hit that so hard that all my mojo would spill across her abdomen, breasts, and maybe a little in her hair as she turned her head to the side. After having lost my mojo I would be diminished to a middle management schmuck at a soul sucking multi national, posting to fark out of boredom when I should be working.
 
2013-03-27 11:38:33 AM  
But no word on if the carpet matches the drapes.
 
2013-03-27 11:48:47 AM  
Hmmmm. Forty years old with a kid. Definitely attractive, but this kind of fawning should be saved for women who aren't all used up.
 
2013-03-27 11:53:19 AM  
Finally pinned down what bothers me about her look: too "tranny-ish".

/studman69
 
2013-03-27 11:55:22 AM  

H31N0US: FarkingReading: I would hit that for so long that she would become somewhat thirsty and require a Pepsi beverage afterward. She could even film that as a type of advertisement for such a product.

I would hit that so hard that all my mojo would spill across her abdomen, breasts, and maybe a little in her hair as she turned her head to the side. After having lost my mojo I would be diminished to a middle management schmuck at a soul sucking multi national, posting to fark out of boredom when I should be working.


I would think about hitting that so hard that it would make me procrastinate even longer on a project that's been taking me far too long and my boss is already starting to get annoyed with me.
 
2013-03-27 11:57:18 AM  

Champion of the Sun: Hmmmm. Forty years old with a kid. Definitely attractive, but this kind of fawning should be saved for women who aren't all used up.


It's fark, there's plenty of fawning to go around.
 
2013-03-27 12:00:17 PM  
She has hair?  I never noticed.
 
2013-03-27 12:17:04 PM  
¡Fuera De Serie!
 
2013-03-27 12:17:48 PM  

mysticcat: She has hair?  I never noticed.


Me either...

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-27 12:19:25 PM  

mjones73: Champion of the Sun: Hmmmm. Forty years old with a kid. Definitely attractive, but this kind of fawning should be saved for women who aren't all used up.

It's fark, there's plenty of fawning to go around.


Fark fawns to give it's hatred context.
 
2013-03-27 12:20:42 PM  

MyKingdomForYourHorse: I'd let her clean up on my drapes, that's how bad I'd want that poon


_Let her_?

I'd request it.
 
2013-03-27 12:20:46 PM  

BattleFrenchie28: mjones73: Champion of the Sun: Hmmmm. Forty years old with a kid. Definitely attractive, but this kind of fawning should be saved for women who aren't all used up.

It's fark, there's plenty of fawning to go around.

Fark fawns to give its hatred context.


/oops
 
2013-03-27 12:31:46 PM  
I'd tweet her hue.
/iykwim
 
2013-03-27 12:37:19 PM  
Yes, have some.
 
2013-03-27 12:37:39 PM  
I'd bang her like a screen door in a hurricane.

/In the butt.
 
2013-03-27 12:40:27 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Yes, have some.


*Gatekeeper approves*
 
2013-03-27 12:41:39 PM  
I would love and honor that woman like no man before her.
 
2013-03-27 12:44:21 PM  
This is why I can't be a racist.


"Boners before Bigotry!"
 
2013-03-27 12:53:48 PM  

LucklessWonder: I'd bang her like a screen door in a hurricane.

/In the butt.



Me too. One good slam, and then torn right off.
 
2013-03-27 12:56:08 PM  
I would imagine hitting that so hard that I would post about it several times in a Fark thread. No, seriously.
 
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