Hack Patooey: Chum?
MBooda: 'armless?[img.thesun.co.uk image 666x464]
Zombalupagus: [i.imgur.com image 850x465]Why stop at just surfing?
Lt. Cheese Weasel: [caterpillarpublishing.com image 850x619]LUNCH.
stuffy: Lt. Cheese Weasel: [caterpillarpublishing.com image 850x619]LUNCH.damn damn damn
The One True TheDavid: It just now occurred to me, at age 50, to ask why people who'll never again move or even feel their legs don't have them amputated. Why keep them? Aren't they more trouble than they're worth?I mean no offense and I'm not saying anyone should have anything chopped off. And yes that's probably the most intelligent question I've thought of in months, another reason I've spent 13 years asking my (now-ex) GF to please remove my almost useless head. Migraines, mental problems, increasing senility, my degenerating spine buckling under the weight it has to support: every noteworthy problem I have can be fixed by decapitation. Several times a year I consider building a guillotine.
The One True TheDavid: Macular Degenerate: Removing a limb totally messes up the circulatory system, which can put increased stress on the heart. It can also cause blood clots that can travel to the lungs or the brain.Amputees are also at a very high risk of infection at the site of the amputation.Oh. I'll have to do some reading then.
Lava_Backflips: If the water is hot enough, Stew?
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