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2013-03-27 12:36:00 PM  
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I put my 4 year old sister in a dryer.  I was nine at the time and it was her idea.  She lasted about 30 seconds before she started yelling to get out.  She was wearing her motorcycle helmet though.  (She rode one of those little Yamaha Y-Zingers.)  Arms and back a little bruised but otherwise ok.  She also wanted to be locked in an accordian trunk after seeing something like it on a magic show.  She lasted way longer that time before realizing that being locked in a trunk didn't transport you somewhere else.

We were doing jackass type stunts back in the 70's and 80's but didn't have video cameras.  We would be unsupervised most of the time.  I also know that an unbrella is not a sufficient parachute when jumping 35 feet from the peak of a barn onto hard packed dirt with bare feet.  Sprained ankle, broken toe, and pissed blood for 3 days even though I landed on the balls of my feet and rolled out of it pretty well.  All we needed was a double-dog-dare.  I was doing 15-20 foot jumps regularly with just a little foot pain.  That extra 15 feet added quite a bit of speed and all the umbrella did was turn inside out.
2013-03-27 11:44:33 AM  
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How did she lure the kid inside? Was there a sign that said "KID FUD" with an arrow on it pointing to the opened dryer?
2013-03-27 11:42:42 AM  
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