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(WSYR New York)   To her credit she did use the "Delicate" cycle. (Bonus: meth mouth mugshot)   (9wsyr.com) divider line 36
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2013-03-27 09:03:55 AM  
That's not a meth mouth mug shot.  Do a GIS for meth mouth and get back to me.

/on a side, do a GIS for Mountain Dew mouth and look at the similarity
 
2013-03-27 10:01:57 AM  
15 year old mothers... damn.
 
2013-03-27 10:02:23 AM  
Hey subby, she spent all her money on drugs and couldn't take her kid to the amusement park. What the hell else was she supposed to do, she promised the kid rides already?
 
2013-03-27 10:03:54 AM  

basemetal: That's not a meth mouth mug shot.  Do a GIS for meth mouth and get back to me.

/on a side, do a GIS for Mountain Dew mouth and look at the similarity


Ugh! Agh! Eeeeeeeeeew! I'll take the meth.
 
2013-03-27 10:07:38 AM  
Oh, you're right. I'm very sorry. The real spaghetti got wet went I was boiling it, so it's in the dryer
 
2013-03-27 10:08:30 AM  
17 years old!??! Maaaaan, that's a rough 17.

/hellofadrug, etc etc
 
2013-03-27 10:12:44 AM  
Just the other day, there was a 24-year-old woman on the radio. She blamed abstinence-only sex ed for her (teenage) pregnancy, and spent a fair bit of airtime talking about her kid, school, starting college, and how she endured all the negative stereotypes that exist about teen moms. How she, an honor student with a 4.0 GPA, was shunned and ignored by teachers and counselors, and how she was told to give up on her dreams.

Counterpoint.
 
2013-03-27 10:13:53 AM  

basemetal: That's not a meth mouth mug shot.  Do a GIS for meth mouth and get back to me.

/on a side, do a GIS for Mountain Dew mouth and look at the similarity


More like Fetal Alcohol Syndrome in an adult.
 
2013-03-27 10:17:07 AM  
From an article I just found on Mountain Dew Mouth:

Filling baby bottles with Mountain Dew and feeding it to young babies was also found to be a common practice. Some babies and toddlers have been diagnosed with Mountain Dew Mouth after dentists discovered 12 or more cavities in their first row of baby teeth.

Source

God bless America!
 
2013-03-27 10:18:16 AM  
Dumb broad. Everyone know you only use the Air Fluff setting with infants. Also, throw in a couple of tennis balls, it keeps them from getting lumpy.
 
2013-03-27 10:24:28 AM  
This, friends and fellow Farkers, is America.

Ruminate on that for a moment if you will.
 
2013-03-27 10:28:59 AM  

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: basemetal: That's not a meth mouth mug shot.  Do a GIS for meth mouth and get back to me.

/on a side, do a GIS for Mountain Dew mouth and look at the similarity

Ugh! Agh! Eeeeeeeeeew! I'll take the meth.


I've never been so happy for giving up Mountain Dew years ago.
 
2013-03-27 10:32:35 AM  
Told the kid it was Disneyland, sang "It's a small world"
 
2013-03-27 10:37:21 AM  

dv-ous: Just the other day, there was a 24-year-old woman on the radio. She blamed abstinence-only sex ed for her (teenage) pregnancy, and spent a fair bit of airtime talking about her kid, school, starting college, and how she endured all the negative stereotypes that exist about teen moms. How she, an honor student with a 4.0 GPA, was shunned and ignored by teachers and counselors, and how she was told to give up on her dreams.

Counterpoint.


I mean, good for that girl, but she's definitely an outlier.  The majority of teen moms end up like the girl in TFA.
 
2013-03-27 10:43:27 AM  
Dontclickdontclickdontclick

*click*
Aw, come on!!!


*sigh*
 
2013-03-27 10:43:34 AM  
years ago i put my brother in the dryer
mom wondered what the noise was
that ended that
we did do it with the door open because we wanted to watch
he turned out fine,gas dryer,door open, short time.
 
2013-03-27 10:46:55 AM  
Sentence to 1 month in sensory deprivation tank on constant 4-way hits of window pane with blinding stobes and blaring random solfeggio frequencies and electroshocks.
 
2013-03-27 10:48:26 AM  
Fail.  Takes too long to cook 'em on the delicate cycle.
 
2013-03-27 11:10:09 AM  
Reminded me of that part in Dead Space 2 where there was a kid stuck in a dryer...
*kthunk*
*kthunk*
*kthunk*

/I prefer a window seat.
 
2013-03-27 11:13:46 AM  
My whole life is a delicate cycle
A delicate cycle
A delicate cycle

/obscure?
 
2013-03-27 11:25:22 AM  
cdn2.pitchfork.com
nah.
 
2013-03-27 11:35:37 AM  
It's not the "meth mouth" so much as it's the blank stare, like there's no signs of life. Creepy.
 
2013-03-27 11:38:02 AM  
Good, children aren't pets and they're an invasive species anyways. If I ever find a kid on my lawn, you'll never see him again. Although if you do find him, he'll smell great and be static-cling free.
 
2013-03-27 11:42:42 AM  
cf.badassdigest.com
 
2013-03-27 11:44:33 AM  
How did she lure the kid inside? Was there a sign that said "KID FUD" with an arrow on it pointing to the opened dryer?
 
2013-03-27 11:51:31 AM  
I live a mile from where this happened. I used to go there when I was first married. The weirdos that used to come in scared me off.
 
2013-03-27 11:54:43 AM  

magicprius: I live a mile from where this happened. I used to go there when I was first married. The weirdos that used to come in scared me off.


I also used to go there when I lived on the west side.  I actually found the weirdos entertaining.
 
2013-03-27 11:56:46 AM  
I hope she put one of those static cling sheets in with him.
 
2013-03-27 12:11:14 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Good, children aren't pets and they're an invasive species anyways. If I ever find a kid on my lawn, you'll never see him again. Although if you do find him, he'll smell great and be static-cling free.


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2013-03-27 12:36:00 PM  
I put my 4 year old sister in a dryer.  I was nine at the time and it was her idea.  She lasted about 30 seconds before she started yelling to get out.  She was wearing her motorcycle helmet though.  (She rode one of those little Yamaha Y-Zingers.)  Arms and back a little bruised but otherwise ok.  She also wanted to be locked in an accordian trunk after seeing something like it on a magic show.  She lasted way longer that time before realizing that being locked in a trunk didn't transport you somewhere else.

We were doing jackass type stunts back in the 70's and 80's but didn't have video cameras.  We would be unsupervised most of the time.  I also know that an unbrella is not a sufficient parachute when jumping 35 feet from the peak of a barn onto hard packed dirt with bare feet.  Sprained ankle, broken toe, and pissed blood for 3 days even though I landed on the balls of my feet and rolled out of it pretty well.  All we needed was a double-dog-dare.  I was doing 15-20 foot jumps regularly with just a little foot pain.  That extra 15 feet added quite a bit of speed and all the umbrella did was turn inside out.
 
2013-03-27 01:19:52 PM  
CSB/
One time during our weekly visit to the laundromat my younger sister got bored and climbed inside a dryer.
I didn't think anything of it until I heard a woman scream and saw her damn near levitate away from that particular machine.
Apparently my sister was making faces at her from inside the dryer...woman said she thought it was some kind of huge bug in there.
She was right, in a sense...if by 'bug' you mean 'pest'... ;-P
/CSB
 
2013-03-27 02:23:26 PM  
It`s people like this that make me think that humans should be born and then sterilized and only be unsterilized after,

1, applying to be unsterilized (this will stop a lot of people)
2, passing a drug test, and another a month later (this will stop the crack babies)
3, passing a small written test on nutrition and basic child care (this will filter out the mouth breathers and sociopaths)
4, passing the same sort of background check that anybody would have to to be in regular contact with children. (for the sickos)

that`s it. No biggie but it will stop people getting pregnant `by accident` and piss off the catholics no end...

I may have missed some but surely nobody would advocate drug using paedophile sociopathic idiots to be having babies by accident?

like they do now...
 
2013-03-27 03:02:53 PM  
KIWF
 
2013-03-27 04:00:31 PM  
Well, to her credit, the kid did just get done taking a bath.
 
2013-03-27 05:40:43 PM  

Dixon Cider: 15 year old mothers... damn.


Gotta keep sex education out of school and, of course, no birth control or abortions.
 
2013-03-27 11:58:21 PM  
NOT FLORIDA
 
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