basemetal: That's not a meth mouth mug shot. Do a GIS for meth mouth and get back to me./on a side, do a GIS for Mountain Dew mouth and look at the similarity
GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: basemetal: That's not a meth mouth mug shot. Do a GIS for meth mouth and get back to me./on a side, do a GIS for Mountain Dew mouth and look at the similarityUgh! Agh! Eeeeeeeeeew! I'll take the meth.
dv-ous: Just the other day, there was a 24-year-old woman on the radio. She blamed abstinence-only sex ed for her (teenage) pregnancy, and spent a fair bit of airtime talking about her kid, school, starting college, and how she endured all the negative stereotypes that exist about teen moms. How she, an honor student with a 4.0 GPA, was shunned and ignored by teachers and counselors, and how she was told to give up on her dreams.Counterpoint.
magicprius: I live a mile from where this happened. I used to go there when I was first married. The weirdos that used to come in scared me off.
Quantum Apostrophe: Good, children aren't pets and they're an invasive species anyways. If I ever find a kid on my lawn, you'll never see him again. Although if you do find him, he'll smell great and be static-cling free.
Dixon Cider: 15 year old mothers... damn.
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