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(Detroit Free Press)   If you are going to rob a gas station, locking yourself in your trunk will not throw off the police.   ( divider line
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3340 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Nov 2001 at 8:12 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-11-28 08:19:37 AM  
That's how I want to die.
2001-11-28 08:33:20 AM  
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2001-11-28 08:37:32 AM  
shiat, the boobies filter people are running rampant today.
2001-11-28 08:47:30 AM  
2001-11-28 09:17:54 AM  
Superior intellect like this will get you to the position of assistant manager at a gas station.
2001-11-28 09:20:21 AM  
5 days? Hard to fake that. Unless he's really dehydrated and he defecated and urinated all in the trunk before getting in. I sure wouldn't. Yick.
2001-11-28 09:28:06 AM  

guess He lost..
2001-11-28 10:37:59 AM  
They should keep him in the trunk for 20 years
2001-11-28 11:26:36 AM  
Whoa, this happend like a mile from my house, the old Hotme town is making FARK, all right! go Novi!
2001-11-28 12:36:41 PM  
Obviously a stoner doofus.
2001-11-28 01:54:31 PM  
From his panicked cries from the trunk, it sounds like he would have been a Darwin Award winner if he had suffocated or something.
2001-11-28 07:27:09 PM  
F. Lee Bailey says: "You guys are all just jealous because my client only urinates and defecates once a week"
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