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2013-03-27 09:39:08 AM
44 minutes of that simpering moran stammering?

Um, yea, where do I sign up to kill myself with a woodchipper instead?
 
2013-03-27 09:44:26 AM
Great - now we need the Hugh Grant version.
 
2013-03-27 09:48:05 AM
Why?
 
2013-03-27 09:49:18 AM
The mere fact that this exists fills me with both terror and utter despair.....
 
2013-03-27 09:51:50 AM
Rather watch the Bob Newhart compilation.
 
2013-03-27 10:07:49 AM
And the Jeff Goldblum compendium as well.
 
2013-03-27 10:16:29 AM

natewill: And the Jeff Goldblum compendium as well.

Link
 
2013-03-27 10:16:56 AM
Site is blocked at work so I'll take a stab at the subject of the headline for $1000, Alex...

Who is Lewis Black?

Also, the rollover ads that blow up all over your monitor when you accidentally wave your magic cursor over them suck shiat.  Inability to install ad blocking software/plug ins at work also sucks shiat.
 
2013-03-27 10:39:21 AM
I am pretty sure I waste a lot of time in life doing useless stuff. But at least I don't decide to spend days watching Woody Allen films to find and eventually edit a 44 minute video of him stammering.
 
2013-03-27 10:41:36 AM
Shouldn't this child pornographer be in jail, and/or be labelled a sex offender for the nude pictures he took of his girlfriends underage daughter, who he later married?

Oh, wait.  He's made a lot of good movies, so he's got that going for him.  So no jailtime or anything.

Same with Roman Polanski, who drugged and raped a 13 year old after taking nude photographs of her.    He too has made some really good movies, so I guess it's OK that he be allowed to be free.

If only the countless other child pornographers and pedophiles, (Jerry Sandusky, et. al.) had been award winning directors of films, they too could commit avoid the punishment they have for the same crimes these men committed.

/ I'm not arguing in favor of child pornography or pedophilia, just arguing against the double standard here.
// I have to add this as it wouldn't be apparent otherwise.
 
2013-03-27 10:55:47 AM

Flash_NYC: Shouldn't this child pornographer be in jail, and/or be labelled a sex offender for the nude pictures he took of his girlfriends underage daughter, who he later married?


Gonna need a citation that she was underage at the time. Wiki has citations that say otherwise.
 
2013-03-27 11:09:07 AM
Oh, Woody Allen. I thought the headline was about CT governor Dannel Malloy.
 
2013-03-27 11:11:45 AM
Woody Allen's dumps are more artistic than Wil Smith's blockbusters
 
2013-03-27 11:19:21 AM
IMO, no one has been more over rated than Woody Allen
 
2013-03-27 11:34:01 AM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: 44 minutes of that simpering moran stammering?

Um, yea, where do I sign up to kill myself with a woodchipper instead?


Check their hours...
 
2013-03-27 11:40:52 AM

madcan34: IMO, no one has been more over rated than Woody Allen


This... I've yet to see a single one of his movies.... that I cared about, found all that funny or really interesting in any way or form.

"All you wanted to know about sex but were afraid to ask" is the closest to being entertaining that I can think about.

Aside that, everything else I've seen has been...

1) insert derp guy (pretty much always him) that rants on and on, stammers a lot
2) insert attractive female that in the real world wouldn't think of spitting on him ever if he was on fire
3) they end up together about a lot of walking, talking, whining and stammering.

I honestly cannot remember a single instance where I would care about the characters, found anything special about them, etc.

And yes, I understand that it's usually all about the "underdog", the absolute mediocre average guy that somehow stands out and gets the girl... but the problem is.. he never does stand out.
 
2013-03-27 11:41:52 AM

B.L.Z. Bub: Flash_NYC: Shouldn't this child pornographer be in jail, and/or be labelled a sex offender for the nude pictures he took of his girlfriends underage daughter, who he later married?

Gonna need a citation that she was underage at the time. Wiki has citations that say otherwise.


I was always under the impression that the photographs, found in 1992, where of Soon-Yi when she was 13 or 15 years old.  This is what the contemporary news of that time had reported.  That she was underage in the pictures were what the headlines breathlessly screamed.

Apparently, the truth, in the small print, as things of truth are reported today, is more mundane.  She was 22 at the time.  I stand corrected about Allen.
 
2013-03-27 11:43:08 AM
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"That looks like 'gub', that doesn't look like 'gun' "
 
2013-03-27 11:59:26 AM

puckrock2000: Great - now we need the Hugh Grant version.


But he's just so charmingly befuddled.
 
2013-03-27 12:18:16 PM
Woody Allen Movies I like:
Match Point
Small Time Crooks
Mighty Aphrodite
Don't Drink the Water (the play)
Bullets over Broadway
Manhattan Murder Mystery
Crimes and Misdemeanors
Radio Days
Zelig
Hannah and her sisters
Manhattan
Annie Hall
Love and Death
Sleeper
Play it again, Sam
Bananas
 
2013-03-27 01:03:33 PM
Did the person who edited that video together actually expect anyone to watch all 44 minutes of that? Would have been more entertaining if it was just one stammer from each of his movies.
 
2013-03-27 02:14:19 PM
44 minutes of Woody Allen stammering?

1 hour of Woody laughing laughs at your pathetic attempt to annoy.
 
2013-03-27 02:14:52 PM

blindking: Woody Allen Movies I like:
Match Point
Small Time Crooks
Mighty Aphrodite
Don't Drink the Water (the play)
Bullets over Broadway
Manhattan Murder Mystery
Crimes and Misdemeanors
Radio Days
Zelig
Hannah and her sisters
Manhattan
Annie Hall
Love and Death
Sleeper
Play it again, Sam
Bananas



No love for 'What's Up Tiger Lilly'?   "It's Wong Fool, you fat!"

'Deconstructing Harry' is excellent.  I like almost all of his films, but was disappointed in 'Midnight In Paris'.
 
2013-03-27 02:49:06 PM
So long, suckers!
 
2013-03-27 03:27:45 PM
Anyone else expecting Jeff Goldblum?
 
2013-03-27 04:02:30 PM

Flash_NYC: I stand corrected about Allen.


Hey, but you got to gnash your teeth and shiat on a thread, and isn't that what's really important?
 
2013-03-27 04:13:43 PM

Mentalpatient87: Flash_NYC: I stand corrected about Allen.

Hey, but you got to gnash your teeth and shiat on a thread, and isn't that what's really important?


Not at all.  I'm sure I would find others to join Polanski instead of Allen.  But I still stand by the accusation that Polanski, and a host of other stars, Townsend, etc, who have downloaded child porn have received sentences much more lenient or are even being excused only because of their fame or contributions to cinema or music.  This is wrong.
 
2013-03-27 04:36:05 PM

blindking: Woody Allen Movies I like:
Match Point
Small Time Crooks
Mighty Aphrodite
Don't Drink the Water (the play)
Bullets over Broadway
Manhattan Murder Mystery
Crimes and Misdemeanors
Radio Days
Zelig
Hannah and her sisters
Manhattan
Annie Hall
Love and Death
Sleeper
Play it again, Sam
Bananas


Spot on. Um, this.
 
2013-03-27 05:17:28 PM

Flash_NYC: Mentalpatient87: Flash_NYC: I stand corrected about Allen.

Hey, but you got to gnash your teeth and shiat on a thread, and isn't that what's really important?

Not at all.  I'm sure I would find others to join Polanski instead of Allen.  But I still stand by the accusation that Polanski, and a host of other stars, Townsend, etc, who have downloaded child porn have received sentences much more lenient or are even being excused only because of their fame or contributions to cinema or music.  This is wrong.


So...basically EXACTLY what he said.  Gotcha.  Buh-bye.
 
2013-03-27 06:56:33 PM

Tommy Moo: Anyone else expecting Jeff Goldblum?


Um, ah, uh... yes.
 
2013-03-27 10:21:47 PM

blindking: Woody Allen Movies I like:
Match Point
Small Time Crooks
Mighty Aphrodite
Don't Drink the Water (the play)
Bullets over Broadway
Manhattan Murder Mystery
Crimes and Misdemeanors
Radio Days
Zelig
Hannah and her sisters
Manhattan
Annie Hall
Love and Death
Sleeper
Play it again, Sam
Bananas


Stardust Memories
Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
Oedipus Wrecks
Shadows and Fog
 
2013-03-27 10:25:28 PM
...and yet Husbands an Wives is the most excruciatingly unwatchable film of all time.
 
2013-03-28 12:09:59 AM

macadamnut: ...and yet Husbands an Wives is the most excruciatingly unwatchable film of all time.


and my favorite Woody Allen film besides Manhattan and Hannah and her Sisters. Go figure.
 
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