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(LA Times)   Jesse James hopes to find happiness marrying a drag racing bride, although his past marriages were also fueled by alcohol, started fast and were done in six seconds   (latimes.com) divider line 39
    More: Sappy, Jesse James, Alexis DeJoria, Janine Lindemulder, brides, West Coast Choppers, happiness, Sandra Bullock, tattoo artist  
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2013-03-27 09:03:07 AM
dude just needs to find a wife that will swing and that's that.
 
2013-03-27 09:19:35 AM
Guess he found his next meal ticket.
 
2013-03-27 09:28:23 AM
Jesse James need to go away.

Oh, and take these asshats with him:

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2013-03-27 09:33:47 AM
Dumb nazi.
 
2013-03-27 09:37:19 AM
he sure has a type don't he.  Skank dejour
 
2013-03-27 09:38:12 AM
I wonder what she hopes to get from all this.
 
2013-03-27 09:43:19 AM

You Are All Sheep: dude just needs to find a wife that will swing and that's that.


He needs to find someone that's at least as much of a freak as he is.
 
2013-03-27 09:45:10 AM
A marriage with him can work out fine, if the chick goes into it knowing hes gonna be humping around. Its obviously known, so if she accepts it as par for the course it will all work out.

I know a couple like this, neither of them can keep their pants on. Either they are both accepting the fact from the beginning, or theres a huge meltdown coming.
 
2013-03-27 09:51:30 AM
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Strange.  Usually race car drivers have to have fast and accurate decision making skills.
 
2013-03-27 10:17:41 AM

amindtat: Jesse James need to go away.

Oh, and take these asshats with him:


I'll raise you:

images.zap2it.com
 
2013-03-27 10:37:19 AM
25.media.tumblr.com

Like this?
 
2013-03-27 11:04:03 AM
So does she live her life one quarter mile at a time?

Does she double clutch instead of granny shifting?

Is he going to owe her a 10 second car?
 
2013-03-27 11:24:12 AM
If you ever need a picture to illustrate the definition of 'douchebag', just GIS for Jesse James.
 
2013-03-27 11:26:44 AM

amindtat: Jesse James need to go away.

Oh, and take these asshats with him:

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THIS

Bunch of beer belly, tattooed  wankers.
Look how tough I look with sleeveless shirts and my arms crossed. LOOK!!!
 
2013-03-27 11:45:18 AM

Glitchwerks: So does she live her life one quarter mile at a time?

Does she double clutch instead of granny shifting?

Is he going to owe her a 10 second car?


She only races a thousand feet at a time now...

There is no shifting in a fuel funny car (except from forward to reverse after the burnout)...

She already drives a car that runs in the 4 second range...

/no reason for my response other than just because
//DeJoria is also an heiress to about a billion dollars, so James has that going for him (except he'll get caught banging some other tattooed skank and lose any claim to that money)
 
2013-03-27 12:06:25 PM

chevydeuce: She only races a thousand feet at a time now...

There is no shifting in a fuel funny car (except from forward to reverse after the burnout)...

She already drives a car that runs in the 4 second range...


She sounds like a busta who's just going to narc on everybody.
 
2013-03-27 12:08:24 PM
Funny how different he looks in non-staged photos without Hollywood makeup... in the shots where he was on Sandra Bullock's arm at awards ceremonies he looked halfway decent, but in the pic in the article he looks like any other shop rat: jowly, unshaven, tattooed, pockmarked and stupid.
 
2013-03-27 12:08:50 PM

Surly U. Jest: amindtat: Jesse James need to go away.

Oh, and take these asshats with him:

I'll raise you:

[images.zap2it.com image 850x637]


Stop not liking what I like!
 
2013-03-27 12:22:10 PM

Barricaded Gunman: stupid


Key word here.  You're married to a Hollywood bigwig and ya go out screwing around on her with strippers....and it never crosses your mind that it won't turn out bad for ya.

/yep....STUPID
//if ya want to bang tattooed strippers, nothing wrong with that....but while married?
///yep...STUPID
 
2013-03-27 12:29:39 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-27 12:38:26 PM
www.therotoscopers.com

/Dumbass
 
2013-03-27 01:06:48 PM
Ugh. I'm a woman and cannot see anything attractive about this white-trash douchebag.
 
2013-03-27 01:23:59 PM

unfarkingbelievable: Ugh. I'm a woman and cannot see anything attractive about this white-trash douchebag.


I like facial hair, bulky dudes and tattoos and this guy does nothing for me. It could be the creep factor... like how he moved to Austin to be closer to Sandra Bullock after she left him... And the relentless cheating.
 
2013-03-27 01:32:53 PM
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Drag racing you say?
 
2013-03-27 01:38:28 PM

ImpatientlyUnsympathetic: unfarkingbelievable: Ugh. I'm a woman and cannot see anything attractive about this white-trash douchebag.

I like facial hair, bulky dudes and tattoos and this guy does nothing for me. It could be the creep factor... like how he moved to Austin to be closer to Sandra Bullock after she left him... And the relentless cheating.


I've met and talked to Jesse a couple of times through some mutual business associates....I will say, that when the cameras aren't around, he really is a pretty cool guy...just a regular ol' gearhead type of guy, pretty quiet really.  That doesn't excuse him from being a philandering ass, but he really is nothing like the "persona" that most people see...
 
2013-03-27 01:57:47 PM
Alexis' billionaire father is John Paul DeJoria, who is co-founder of Paul Mitchell hair products, the Patron Spirits Company and the House Of Blues chain of nightclubs.

Oh yeah, it's really love this time.
 
2013-03-27 03:39:25 PM
How foes this guy keep pulling down such quality tail? Everyone knows how he is by now. I think his MO is to marry women with more status and money than he has. Then when he inevitably cheats and gets divorced he won't have to pay alimony.
 
2013-03-27 03:58:24 PM

c-ment: Alexis' billionaire father is John Paul DeJoria, who is co-founder of Paul Mitchell hair products, the Patron Spirits Company and the House Of Blues chain of nightclubs.

Oh yeah, it's really love this time.


Given his history I am sure there's a prenup.
 
2013-03-27 04:18:58 PM

chevydeuce: ImpatientlyUnsympathetic: unfarkingbelievable: Ugh. I'm a woman and cannot see anything attractive about this white-trash douchebag.

I like facial hair, bulky dudes and tattoos and this guy does nothing for me. It could be the creep factor... like how he moved to Austin to be closer to Sandra Bullock after she left him... And the relentless cheating.

I've met and talked to Jesse a couple of times through some mutual business associates....I will say, that when the cameras aren't around, he really is a pretty cool guy...just a regular ol' gearhead type of guy, pretty quiet really.  That doesn't excuse him from being a philandering ass, but he really is nothing like the "persona" that most people see...


Might be more my type than I thought. My husband is the king of tinkering and DIYing when it comes to anything fuel injected. The only time I ever listened to my dad was when he said, "don't trust a man who doesn't know his way around his own car. If he's too chicken shiat to pop the hood, he's worthless."  My dad was a jerk about a lot of things, but my husband's acumen with cars is something I am very thankful for. Surely, a man who makes enough to never ever need to worry about mechanical issues would be a good trade off, but I wasn't smart enough to worry about bank accounts at 21.
 
2013-03-27 04:20:27 PM

Igor Jakovsky: How foes this guy keep pulling down such quality tail? Everyone knows how he is by now. I think his MO is to marry women with more status and money than he has. Then when he inevitably cheats and gets divorced he won't have to pay alimony.


Because girls are never attracted to a bad boy...
 
2013-03-27 05:33:54 PM
What happened to that graffitied pile of Nazi stink garbage he was screwing?
 
2013-03-27 05:59:54 PM

Tellingthem: Igor Jakovsky: How foes this guy keep pulling down such quality tail? Everyone knows how he is by now. I think his MO is to marry women with more status and money than he has. Then when he inevitably cheats and gets divorced he won't have to pay alimony.

Because girls are never attracted to a bad boy...


What gets me is time after time the story I hear is "I thought he would change for me." right after they get dumped.  And then move right on to the next "bad boy" they run into.  Thankfully none of them have ever dropped the "Where are all the good men?" otherwise I might be in jail for murder.
 
2013-03-27 06:40:04 PM
I'm feeling generous, so I'll give it 15-months.
 
2013-03-27 06:54:48 PM
I met her a couple years ago. She seems like a nice, together person. Gotta wonder what she sees in him.
 
2013-03-27 08:30:54 PM

Surly U. Jest: amindtat: Jesse James need to go away.

Oh, and take these asshats with him:

I'll raise you:

[images.zap2it.com image 850x637]


Now, Jesse hates the feller in the goatee, so that makes this show pretty good.
 
2013-03-27 09:23:14 PM

Rickj: Guess he found his next meal ticket.


He's worth close to $100M.  Don't think he needs a meal ticket.
 
2013-03-27 09:35:17 PM
He a welder that happened to get lucky at the right time and get famous (he was famous and rich before he married Sandra Bullock) .  He married a B movie actress that rocketed to A status after they were married and all the crazy shiat that goes along with that.  I would imagine he would feel a bit awkward around the Hollywood insider freaks that I've come in contact with.

His wife was gone without him for 6-8 months at a time while he's at home with kids.  Plus he's had a life long ability to bang just about everything that he wanted to.  He was married to  Janine Lindemulder before Sandra.  That couldn't have been healthy.   He states in his book that he farked up, but it was way more than him just being a sleazy man.

He moved to Austin to get away from his old lifestyle.  He's only on TV now because they bring him dumptrucks full of cash.  The guy is a crazy talented fabricator and welder.
 
2013-03-28 12:30:13 AM

Rubber Biscuit: What happened to that graffitied pile of Nazi stink garbage he was screwing?


I like how she lied about her age and claimed she was about ten years younger than her actual age, which utterly backfired when the universal reaction was, "Jesus, that is one rough 24."
 
2013-03-28 01:28:32 AM
Subby, you're an asshole. I successfully forgot this douche existed until I saw this headline.
 
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