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(Yahoo)   Bill Gates pledges to re-invent the condom. Because Bill Gates has such a great track record preventing viruses with his products   (ca.news.yahoo.com) divider line 37
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2013-03-27 09:42:09 AM
Bravo
 
2013-03-27 09:50:00 AM
Re-invent the condom huh?  We'll need a bunch of super virile men scoring around the clock....I'll do my part.
 
2013-03-27 09:57:49 AM
Well done, Subby.
 
2013-03-27 09:58:29 AM
OH SNAP.

That burns more than a 70 year old woman trying to use Linux.
 
2013-03-27 09:58:35 AM
Do they make condoms for PC's?
 
2013-03-27 10:01:16 AM
A repeat condom thread?

thedailyeater.com

Oh, a repeat thread about condoms?

www.anotherthink.com
 
2013-03-27 10:01:23 AM
s7d1.scene7.com
 
2013-03-27 10:02:06 AM
Baaaaziiinggg

But his foundation has done wonders in terms of health programs around the world.
 
2013-03-27 10:11:42 AM
Wonderful, I look forward to a whole new flood of FB posts about how Bill Gates is trying to use vaccines and now condoms to kill all the poor people because derp.
 
2013-03-27 10:12:26 AM
Nice....  Remind me not to drink my morning coffee and read fark, although I really should know this already.
 
2013-03-27 10:28:31 AM
Microsock?
 
2013-03-27 10:39:30 AM
Humanitarian aid: so rich westerners can feel immortal through pity.
 
2013-03-27 10:47:54 AM

Ika7734: Baaaaziiinggg

But his foundation has done wonders in terms of health programs around the world.


not even remotely.  try looking into who he funds and a lot of it is to directly benefit microsoft. If you think they are being philanthropic at any time you are being intellectually dishonest.

/leopards don't change their spots
 
2013-03-27 10:49:39 AM
I would never buy one of Gate's condoms till they had been patched a few times

Just a question if they fail does that create a blue screen of life?

Do they work by getting the sperm lost in a cluttered registry file?

Do the condoms stop working if they are not authorized online within a week?

If the condom gets stuck can we ctrl alt delete

Really it will just be a ripoff of Steve Jobs' Condom

Will you have to click OK with a mouse to authorize sex?


Could not resist but really I think Gates humanitarian work has more then made me forgive him for windows 95, ME, and Vista and he deserves a lot of credit for what the Gates foundation does.
 
2013-03-27 10:54:20 AM
Reusable, silicone, with a pleasing texture on the INSIDE.

There's your ultimate condom right there.
 
2013-03-27 10:54:20 AM

Gerald Tarrant: If the condom gets stuck can we ctrl alt delete


Abort, retry, fail
 
2013-03-27 10:55:59 AM
+1 headline, subby.
 
2013-03-27 10:57:08 AM
Good luck selling dudes condoms that say "Micro" and "Soft" on the packaging. Billion-dollar marketing idea, that.
 
2013-03-27 10:58:38 AM

UberDave: Re-invent the condom huh?  We'll need a bunch of super virile men scoring around the clock....I'll do my part.


Did you say you were willing to scour the cocks of super virile men?  Well, OK.  I'm sure they'll appreciate your efforts.
 
2013-03-27 11:12:11 AM
+1 Subby

/Is there an actual +1 somewhere where I can give +1s? Never +1d before
 
2013-03-27 11:14:20 AM
Low hanging fruit much there subby?
 
2013-03-27 11:49:13 AM
Well played, subby. I'm so glad I set down my drink before I read your headline.
 
2013-03-27 12:01:39 PM
Microsoft might not be the best label on something around your dick
 
2013-03-27 12:49:04 PM

APE992: Low hanging fruit much there subby?


There are already condoms for that.
 
2013-03-27 01:14:50 PM

APE992: Low hanging fruit much there subby?


Why are you so focused on his package?
 
2013-03-27 01:45:49 PM

fat boy: Microsock?


Macrohard would sell much better.
 
2013-03-27 02:04:29 PM

fat boy: Microsock?


He can call in WinBlows 1.0
 
2013-03-27 03:07:23 PM
He's got a point.

African men have a demonstrable track record of turning a condom inside out and reusing, then complaining about the AIDs.
 
2013-03-27 04:06:20 PM
+1.  Well done....
 
2013-03-27 04:09:30 PM
When he was raising awareness about malaria at a symposium he released mosquitoes into his audience.

So expect his next big talk to be rather messy.
 
2013-03-27 05:28:49 PM

Clemkadidlefark: He's got a point.

African men have a demonstrable track record of turning a condom inside out and reusing, then complaining about the AIDs.


Not to condone this, but wouldn't that still be pretty effective against AIDS?  Doesn't HIV die pretty quickly once it exits the body?
 
2013-03-27 05:34:35 PM
Lifelike, sexy female androids programmed to enjoy sex. You'd have to pay people to have sex after that.
 
2013-03-27 06:42:30 PM
Yes, subby, feel free to steal my joke from the previous thread.
 
2013-03-27 08:40:03 PM
The best birth control would be to get a haircut like Bill's.
 
2013-03-27 10:28:02 PM
Hmm, I can make them so tough, you could never break them, or I can make them so tender, you could feel everything.

But I can't make it do both.
 
2013-03-28 01:55:27 AM

shroom: Clemkadidlefark: He's got a point.

African men have a demonstrable track record of turning a condom inside out and reusing, then complaining about the AIDs.

Not to condone this, but wouldn't that still be pretty effective against AIDS?  Doesn't HIV die pretty quickly once it exits the body?


If the guy waits a day or two, maybe... but 30 minutes to 8 hours... yup, HIV-land.

Also note: Science is showing semen makes HIV more potent.
 
2013-03-28 06:06:58 PM
I Won Bill Gates' Condom Prize (I Think)!


By Stuart Wilde (www.stuartwilde.com).

Bill Gates is offering a $100,00 for the design of a new condom. I think I've won.

www.stuartwilde.com

I've made it big enough to go over the dork's head to protect the world from being infected by him. It's the Megalomaniac's Condom, it could be used for many world leaders and personalities-good for power trippers, attention seekers, warmongers, Shylock bankers, phoney do-gooders, and a host of others.

www.stuartwilde.comI'm Playing God it's so Much FunGates has been injecting African kids with suspicious vaccines. Fifty were paralysed recently in Chad by Gates' shots; the parents were bribed to keep quite but the word got out. And some nurses and medical staff were killed when the locals got angry. Africans are very suspicious of inoculations as the Americans infested them with AIDS hidden in a polio shot - racist population control.

The Mormons believe black people are inferior and that they are black as a punishment from God for sins in a previous incarnation. The pasty-faced white racists in the church are considered saints. We need a condom that is big enough to go over all of Salt Lake City and the Mormon church to protect the world from being infected by them. This is one STD  (Seriously Troubled Delusion) the world could do without.

When Gates sends me the $100,000 prize for my head-sized condom idea, I'm sending it to Gouro in Chad for the paralysed children. Sorted. Stuart Wildewww.stuartwilde.com
P.S. If evil were suddenly washed away, all depression and fear would go with it, and most of human sickness and pain would end. It's our karma to either be evil, or to suffer it. People infest you by walking past you in the supermarket, breathe light and love at them, it helps a bit. SW


Read More Africa Story: http://www.naturalnews.com/038796_meningitis_vaccine_childre n_paralyze d.html

Gates Story Source: Activist Post

http://www.activistpost.com/2013/03/bill-gates-offers-prize-for-in vent ing.html
 
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