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(ESPN FC)   USA defeats Mexico 0-0   (espnfc.com) divider line 36
    More: Cool, Klinsmann, USA, corner kicks, Tri, Mexico, World Cup qualifying, centre back, penalty kicks  
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2013-03-27 10:21:45 AM  
5 votes:
Forward holds it...HOLDS IT....HOLDS IT!!!!
2013-03-27 10:34:08 AM  
4 votes:

Nana's Vibrator: MugzyBrown: We'll never be a real soccer team until we're no longer pleased by these sorts of games.

Wow, we were lucky that the Mexicans didn't pot 2, 3 easy goals, and we never had the ball for more than 5 seconds at a time.  USA USA!

In their defense, it's hard to have the ball for 5 seconds when the other team is faking an injury, the whistle blows, and 4 or 5 guys surround the ref for 2 minutes.


Wait. That was an NBA game I was watching?
2013-03-27 12:37:30 AM  
4 votes:
img.thesun.co.uk
2013-03-27 01:29:20 PM  
3 votes:

Gosling: Barcelona starts you off at 6.



please tell me they call them "Younglings" and speak of The One who will restore balance to La Liga.  His goalichlorian count is higher than even Master Lionel.
2013-03-27 12:14:10 PM  
3 votes:

rickythepenguin: fo_sho!: MLS is never going to compete with the big 4 (at least for an eon) but the World Cup has gone from a non event to a big draw:

i love telling this story in soccer threads....in the infamous Koman Coulibaly game, in the WC fark thread, maybe at most 3-4 minutes after the goal was waived off, someone posted a screencap of the Wiki for Mali.  it had already been altered to something like:

"mali is a shiatty country in africa.  its GDP was $150M.  its chief exports are tin, manganese, vanadium, and shiatty soccer referees.  it is well known for its hatred of the US  and men's soccer. Mali fails at life and should just farking die already."


Farking idiots disrespecting Wikipedia and Mali.  All the mouth-breathing fans are just terrible.  Who would wish death on a nation over a game.
2013-03-27 12:06:29 PM  
3 votes:

fo_sho!: MLS is never going to compete with the big 4 (at least for an eon) but the World Cup has gone from a non event to a big draw:


i love telling this story in soccer threads....in the infamous Koman Coulibaly game, in the WC fark thread, maybe at most 3-4 minutes after the goal was waived off, someone posted a screencap of the Wiki for Mali.  it had already been altered to something like:

"mali is a shiatty country in africa.  its GDP was $150M.  its chief exports are tin, manganese, vanadium, and shiatty soccer referees.  it is well known for its hatred of the US  and men's soccer. Mali fails at life and should just farking die already."
2013-03-27 10:58:15 AM  
3 votes:
That was the biggest ass kicking by an American in Mexico since Winfield Scott
2013-03-27 10:44:16 AM  
3 votes:
NASCAR DONT TIE!!
2013-03-27 11:40:33 AM  
2 votes:

Lost Thought 00: Soccer fans in general are the worst sports fans in the world.


Let me guess, you're one of those so called "fair weather sport fans" that don't believe in supporting your team and encouraging them to end a losing streak with some well intended murder, kidnapping and/or blackmailing.  Your lack of passion sickens me.
2013-03-27 08:43:00 PM  
1 votes:

nwave: Soccer wasn't a 5 year trend. Its been dominant over all other spectator sports for over 50 years. Your favorite spectator sport has never had, and likely never will have, as many viewers as soccer does today.


Doubtful - millions of people are watching porn on the Internet as we speak.
2013-03-27 03:16:35 PM  
1 votes:
It would be nice if you could get this many people to beat off over trade relations or drug traffic issues between our countries.

But, soccer!

I'll be over here.
Under the tarp.
trying not to get splooged on.
2013-03-27 02:58:15 PM  
1 votes:
Juan, not Jaun. Stupid fingers.
2013-03-27 02:39:22 PM  
1 votes:

nwave: [i.imgur.com image 850x750]


thanks for that
2013-03-27 02:29:05 PM  
1 votes:

PowerSlacker: Being thrilled about a tie...fark this pussified nation.


OK tough guy
/pats on head
//sends on way with ice cream cone
2013-03-27 02:20:18 PM  
1 votes:
Farkin brilliant result. I put my chalice under the weepy eyes of el Tri fans to capture their tears. Ambrosia. Their wails are Siren songs. Not giving up a penalty in Azteca was the absinthe chaser. I call it a historical make up call. We were due some justice.
Fark Mexico.
Fark'em raw.
USA USA USA!
/not a hint of irony
2013-03-27 01:12:21 PM  
1 votes:

LucklessWonder: Begoggle: soccer is gay

/am I trolling right

All sports are inherently homo-erotic with the exception of nude Greco-Roman wrestling.

/Am I?


Lemme guess greco-roman wrestling is only gay if you make eye contact.
2013-03-27 12:48:56 PM  
1 votes:

Hang On Voltaire: That was the biggest ass kicking by an American in Mexico since Winfield Scott




fiftieswesterns.files.wordpress.com

RANDOLPH SCOTT?


\takes hat off
2013-03-27 12:35:15 PM  
1 votes:

Begoggle: soccer is gay

/am I trolling right


All sports are inherently homo-erotic with the exception of nude Greco-Roman wrestling.

/Am I?
2013-03-27 12:33:12 PM  
1 votes:
soccer is gay

/am I trolling right
2013-03-27 12:28:38 PM  
1 votes:

VvonderJesus: jagarr:   did anyone watch the sports center immediately following the broadcast?

Sportscenter lead with soccer and hockey highlights. I had to make sure I didn't fall in some worm hole to another dimension.


Maybe they're finally figuring out that showing every NBA dunk every night isn't getting viewers?
2013-03-27 12:13:23 PM  
1 votes:

rickythepenguin: yeah, and NASL is just destorying it these days, isn't it?


The mighty San Antonio Scorpions will once again march on a road of bones.
2013-03-27 12:11:15 PM  
1 votes:

dk47: rickythepenguin: Kuta: (I disagree that there should have been a PK awarded).

i thought that was academic;  dude got scissored from behind and the ball seemed an afterthought.  i'd have to see a replay but in-game, i thought that should have been called and on those replays, it seemed like a foul.  i'd have to see it now to revisit that but i thought that was a foul.   i could understand why the Mexicans were in the refs' faces afterwards.

99.9% of the time that is a penalty in any league.


No it's not.  Drunken fans don't just get to award penalties after the fact.  It is clear that there was no penalty.
2013-03-27 11:46:12 AM  
1 votes:
This can only lead to an ever increasing influx of illegals as their shame and disappointment in their own team will force them to flee and seek our large american lawn mowers.
2013-03-27 11:26:52 AM  
1 votes:

ScouserDuck: It didnt hit the cross bar, it hit the stabilizers holding the net up behind the goal. He didnt make an attempt because he knew it was clear over.


oh my bad.

yeah, i guess why that explains why GK was so casual.

there was also a play where the ball was wide but one of the announcers was like "YES!! oh nevermind..."  i thought Harry Caray was in the booth for a second.
2013-03-27 11:13:08 AM  
1 votes:

MBooda: Hang On Voltaire: That was the biggest ass kicking by an American in Mexico since Winfield Scott

El Bozo?

2.bp.blogspot.com

"Hoy Don Francisco tiene 100 años. Entre sus aficiones están lanzando orina y fes en América futbolistas. Pasa sus días jugando con las putas rojas y sus tetas musicales."
2013-03-27 11:00:21 AM  
1 votes:

Wicked Chinchilla: StRalphTheLiar: bearcats1983: I'm really loving Guzan after these last few games. I was nervous with Howard being out due to injury, but Guzan is an awesome alternative.


GK is the only position I have never worried about for the US.

Why is that?
As much as our national teams have truly suffered in international competition the general rule is that our Goal Keepers are outstanding.  Its a rather odd curiosity of US Soccer.


They do get a lot of practice.
2013-03-27 10:58:51 AM  
1 votes:
pbs.twimg.com
2013-03-27 10:57:29 AM  
1 votes:

TheShavingofOccam123: Hey, I guess it happens in Bucharest, too.


Nope..that's photographic evidence of super lamps powers oozing out of his skull.
2013-03-27 10:52:43 AM  
1 votes:
Hey, I guess it happens in Bucharest, too.

4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-03-27 10:48:55 AM  
1 votes:
A thrilling tie! A tie that will go down in history!

I've never seen such a fabulous display of 0 goals. I know I'll never forget all the fancy passing and jogging that led to 0 goals being scored after 90 minutes of furious action.
2013-03-27 10:44:51 AM  
1 votes:
Yesterday I enjoyed reading about the Mexico fan at Azteca that chugged some beer, stuck his finger down his throat, and vomited back into his cup, which he then tossed at a US player.  That's pretty classy stuff, ya know.
2013-03-27 10:40:21 AM  
1 votes:
Haha! Suck it, Mexico, you couldn't beat us in a game that we don't even care about, and that REALLY REALLY matters to you.
2013-03-27 10:39:23 AM  
1 votes:
Pratt... back to Pratt... Pratt again... a long ball out to Pratt... and now Pratt is on the ball, a neat little flick back inside to Pratt, who takes it nicely and sends it through on the far side to Pratt, Pratt with it but passes instead to Pratt, Pratt again, oh and well intercepted by the swarthy little number nine, Concito ' Maracon. This twenty-one-year-old half back, remarkably stocky for 6' 3", square shouldered, balding giant, hair flowing in the wind, bright eyed, pert, young for his age but oh so old in so many ways. For a thirty-nine.year-old you wouldn't expect such speed. Normally considered slow, he's incredibly fast as he wanders aimlessly around, sweeping up and taking the defense to the cleaners. Who would have thought, though many expected it, that this remarkable forty-five-year-old, 9' 4" dwarf of a man, who is still only seventeen in some parts of the world, would ever really be ... Oh and there was a goal there apparently ... and now it's Pratt ... back to Pratt... Pratt again... a long ball to Pratt...
2013-03-27 10:39:01 AM  
1 votes:
All I know is, lucky 0-0 is worth just as many points in the standings as legitimate 0-0.
2013-03-27 10:36:04 AM  
1 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com
2013-03-27 10:23:46 AM  
1 votes:
Tttttttttttttttttttttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeee!
 
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