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(Chron)   Today's smoking hot teacher having sex story...wait, the teacher actually reported the affair cause the student tried to blackmail her? Well, damn   (chron.com) divider line 118
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2013-03-27 09:58:07 AM

Sultan Of Herf: stonicus: CouldaWouldShoulda: quickdraw: I met my husband when I was 38 and he was 24. For 6 months we barely came up for air.

With a nose snorkel, he never has to!

/I assume it's been invented
//If not, I call dibs
///slashies!

[nursemyra.files.wordpress.com image 245x400]

Not a snorkel, but fun just the same!

Ummm....Ive never really had the urge to see inside that...


You would if your keys were missing.
 
2013-03-27 10:13:16 AM
I believe she was being blackmailed. Why else report herself, lose her job, and face possible jail time?

/came here to say she was 'culpable'
//damnit
///felt I had to make some point, no matter how banal
////DON'T JUDGE ME
 
2013-03-27 10:47:48 AM
When investigators interviewed the teen, who graduated in May, he told them he and Culp had sexual intercourse numerous times while he was a student and she was a teacher, the documents state. He also said he had lived at her apartment intermittently from the middle of April until the end of November.
The teen also stated, according to the documents, that Culp gave him and his friends marijuana. She had parties at her apartment, where he and his friends smoked marijuana, he added.


Dum dum dum dum dum...

she wanted to end it, but the boy did not want to and had threatened to go public with the information unless she paid him money

Dum dum dum dum dum....


According to the documents, Culp refused to provide a voluntary statement about the case to investigators, saying she needed to seek legal counsel.

Smart smart smart smart smart...
 
2013-03-27 10:49:44 AM
Not bad, not bad at all.

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That's one dumb kid, ruining it for the rest of us.
 
2013-03-27 11:25:05 AM

Zeb Hesselgresser: "This kind of outrageous, illegal conduct will never be tolerated in this school district," SBISD Superintendent of Schools Duncan Klussmann said.

He sounds concerned..


Was he talking about the blackmailing or the hanging out a little too much with the students?
 
2013-03-27 12:02:14 PM

MyRandomName: dragonchild: Z-clipped: In all seriousness though, isn't salary generally determined by education level?

Nope, AFAIK it's more closely correlated with property values and politics.  Wealthy liberal suburbs may be receptive to paying all teachers a living wage, but if you work in Fox Nutwork country you could be teaching trust fund babies for peanuts while half the district's payroll goes to the football coach.  With poverty-stricken areas you're screwed either way, as there's no money to pay you.

That's a lot of ignorance in one post.


Why do you say that?  I think it was a pretty accurate analysis.

The top ten states for teacher pay in 2010-11 were blue states (minus Alaska, for obvious reasons), and the bottom 10 were red states (counting Florida as red, again for obvious reasons).  The median in South Dakota in 2011 was about $35K, and the median in NY and Mass. were both over twice that.  Here.  (I'm not vouching for the conclusions drawn in that article- it's just a convenient listing of states).

There are definitely exceptions about money being available for teaching in poverty stricken areas, but that money is generally coming from state and federal grants, not from the local tax base.  And if you went to a school where the football team didn't receive more money than all of the arts and music programs combined, you're probably in the minority.

What's your beef?
 
2013-03-27 12:15:07 PM

swangoatman: She is charged with "  improper relationship with a student".
All you lawyers out there in farkdom lay into this question.
If she moved out of state would she be extradited back for such a charge? is it a felony? She was not charged with rape or childendangerment. She could use the defense that she "fled" the state to avoid the blackmail of an abusive little twat banger. If this is a good way to bang and run then perhaps we could start a network of underground railroad hideouts for juicy redheads,tawdry brunettes and sinful sexy bodacious blond  teachers. The R.B. & B. network. To hell with the bald chicks.


If she fled, she'd probably be convicted in absentia, sentenced to the maximum possible time, and a warrant issued for her arrest. Plus bail forfeited along with whatever extra time they tack on for fleeing. Bail jumpers have to go so far underground they live like illegal immigrants, working cash jobs and the like, or just leave the country, otherwise they get caught all the time.

Same thing goes for deadbeat dads, too. My dad moved away and hit the underground economy for years before finally coming back and paying a settlement to avoid jail time.
 
2013-03-27 12:35:37 PM

Mentat: 18 year old men dress up as teenagers

...

In other words, they... dress?
 
2013-03-27 01:07:26 PM
But remember.... HE'S the victim.
 
2013-03-27 01:43:35 PM

stonicus: CouldaWouldShoulda: quickdraw: I met my husband when I was 38 and he was 24. For 6 months we barely came up for air.

With a nose snorkel, he never has to!

/I assume it's been invented
//If not, I call dibs
///slashies!

[nursemyra.files.wordpress.com image 245x400]

Not a snorkel, but fun just the same!


genepool lifeboat: stonicus: CouldaWouldShoulda: quickdraw: I met my husband when I was 38 and he was 24. For 6 months we barely came up for air.

With a nose snorkel, he never has to!

/I assume it's been invented
//If not, I call dibs
///slashies!

[nursemyra.files.wordpress.com image 245x400]

Not a snorkel, but fun just the same!

Um NSFW?


Yah, not even so much the concept as the pubes.

Boss usually draws the line at the pubes....
 
2013-03-27 02:25:08 PM

giftedmadness: What kind of idiots want to be teachers nowadays?  They're all farked in the head.  Either that or public schools will hire anyone.


If you really want your mind blown you should walk around the Education department on any campus and take a good look at the drooling retards that are choosing that for their major. If a high school level algebra class was required, about 90% of them would be weeded out.
 
2013-03-27 02:35:43 PM

bearcats1983: I hate these stories where the idiot kid, allegedly here, farks up a good thing by doing something stupid. Just keep your farking mouth shut and enjoy it. If she wants to end it, chalk it up to "well, I got laid", and move on.


That doesn't make any farking sense. She wanted to leave him anyway, so how did he "fark up a good thing?"
 
2013-03-27 02:54:12 PM

Just another Heartland Weirdass: I may actually be softening on "the biatch abused her position and power to form an exploitative and criminal relationship with a vulnerable child" line because ive read so many of these stories and the teachers seem less than crafty. But Im going to stay the course and trot it out in n various permutations in every one of these threads.


Absolutely right.

And because 13-17 year olds don`t read fark, they won`t get the idea that because there is a knee jerk reaction that automatically blames the teacher they could instigate a relationship then blackmail a teacher...
 
2013-03-27 03:01:48 PM
Dumbass: Your getting sex, don't push it.
 
2013-03-27 03:32:10 PM
umad: ...walk around the Education department on any campus and take a good look at the drooling retards that are choosing that for their major.

Yup. I saw the official campus stats for one state school with a big Ed school (whoops, sorry--"College of Education and Professional Studies"): Ed-school majors had, collectively, both the highest campus GPA of any major & the lowest incoming SAT average.

/This, of course, has little to do with TFA
 
2013-03-27 03:36:12 PM
Ungrateful little bastard....
 
2013-03-27 03:50:49 PM
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2013-03-28 05:44:39 PM

Barnstormer: Wouldn't a simple mea Culpa suffice?


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