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(Chron)   Today's smoking hot teacher having sex story...wait, the teacher actually reported the affair cause the student tried to blackmail her? Well, damn   (chron.com) divider line 118
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2013-03-26 11:56:32 PM
The David Letterman defense. Impressive.
 
2013-03-26 11:57:05 PM
ww3.hdnux.com
She's actually kinda cute, I'd hit it.
 
2013-03-27 01:05:17 AM
Someone should start an escort service where 18 year old men dress up as teenagers and service desperate middle aged teachers.
 
2013-03-27 01:12:45 AM

Mentat: Someone should start an escort service where 18 year old men dress up as teenagers and service desperate middle aged teachers.


18 year old men dress up "as teenagers" ?

Think about that for a minute.
 
2013-03-27 01:15:55 AM

doglover: Mentat: Someone should start an escort service where 18 year old men dress up as teenagers and service desperate middle aged teachers.

18 year old men dress up "as teenagers" ?

Think about that for a minute.


Yeah, legally they're adults, which was kind of the point.
 
2013-03-27 04:29:47 AM

Mentat: doglover: Mentat: Someone should start an escort service where 18 year old men dress up as teenagers and service desperate middle aged teachers.

18 year old men dress up "as teenagers" ?

Think about that for a minute.

Yeah, legally they're adults, which was kind of the point.


Reread what you wrote carefully
 
2013-03-27 06:08:52 AM
Apparently, Ms. Culp is culpable.
 
2013-03-27 06:10:21 AM

NickelP: Mentat: doglover: Mentat: Someone should start an escort service where 18 year old men dress up as teenagers and service desperate middle aged teachers.

18 year old men dress up "as teenagers" ?

Think about that for a minute.

Yeah, legally they're adults, which was kind of the point.

Reread what you wrote carefully


Anyone else imagining a tick-rock sound like in a game show?
 
2013-03-27 06:12:36 AM

Mentat: doglover: Mentat: Someone should start an escort service where 18 year old men dress up as teenagers and service desperate middle aged teachers.

18 year old men dress up "as teenagers" ?

Think about that for a minute.

Yeah, legally they're adults, which was kind of the point.


And literally they're already teenagers. Which kind of throws all your points out tha windaw!
 
2013-03-27 06:13:49 AM
Why stupid tag? Who was being stupid? If it's anyone, it's the kid for blackmailing.
 
2013-03-27 06:17:11 AM

Herr Morgenstern: Why stupid tag? Who was being stupid? If it's anyone, it's the kid for blackmailing.

 
2013-03-27 06:18:28 AM
So the kid is going to be charged with blackmail right?
 
2013-03-27 06:20:16 AM

hammettman: Apparently, Ms. Culp is culpable.


dammit
 
2013-03-27 06:22:48 AM

NickelP: Mentat: doglover: Mentat: Someone should start an escort service where 18 year old men dress up as teenagers and service desperate middle aged teachers.

18 year old men dress up "as teenagers" ?

Think about that for a minute.

Yeah, legally they're adults, which was kind of the point.

Reread what you wrote carefully


Can we dispense with the semantics get back to discussing the details of servicing the middle aged teachers?
 
2013-03-27 06:23:33 AM
its bad enough that it was a teacher/student relationship, but to have it be a white famale/black male relationship eally takes the cake.
 
2013-03-27 06:23:47 AM

Herr Morgenstern: Why stupid tag? Who was being stupid? If it's anyone, it's the kid for blackmailing.


It just her word against his that he tried to blackmail her..... however, she admitted to sleeping with him so she's kinda screwed. Should have just stayed with the kid until he was tried of using her.
 
2013-03-27 06:24:11 AM

hammettman: Apparently, Ms. Culp is culpable.


and it would seem hittable.

MagSeven: Mentat: doglover: Mentat: Someone should start an escort service where 18 year old men dress up as teenagers and service desperate middle aged teachers.

18 year old men dress up "as teenagers" ?

Think about that for a minute.

Yeah, legally they're adults, which was kind of the point.

And literally they're already teenagers. Which kind of throws all your points out tha windaw!


Thank you for ruining our game show tension. You`re the guy in the audience who shouts out the answer aren`t you...
 
2013-03-27 06:24:51 AM

JackalRabbit: its bad enough that it was a teacher/student relationship, but to have it be a white famale/black male relationship eally takes the cake.


why?
 
2013-03-27 06:26:14 AM

quickdraw: NickelP: Mentat: doglover: Mentat: Someone should start an escort service where 18 year old men dress up as teenagers and service desperate middle aged teachers.

18 year old men dress up "as teenagers" ?

Think about that for a minute.

Yeah, legally they're adults, which was kind of the point.

Reread what you wrote carefully

Can we dispense with the semantics get back to discussing the details of servicing the middle aged teachers?


Kahtanna Culp, 29, is charged with improper relationship with a student, according to court records.

I really don't think 29 has been considered middle aged since the Middle Ages.
 
2013-03-27 06:29:24 AM
Kahtanna?
www.coldweapon.org
 
2013-03-27 06:30:22 AM

dready zim: hammettman: Apparently, Ms. Culp is culpable.

and it would seem hittable.MagSeven: Mentat: doglover: Mentat: Someone should start an escort service where 18 year old men dress up as teenagers and service desperate middle aged teachers.

18 year old men dress up "as teenagers" ?

Think about that for a minute.

Yeah, legally they're adults, which was kind of the point.

And literally they're already teenagers. Which kind of throws all your points out tha windaw!

Thank you for ruining our game show tension. You`re the guy in the audience who shouts out the answer aren`t you...


No. I keep a mouth full of gum when out in public, keeping my valuable knowledge in my own melon and not barking it at the world. I do apologize for ruining the fun too soon though!
/off to buy mittens to keep my wisdom off-line!
 
2013-03-27 06:31:50 AM

quickdraw: hammettman: Apparently, Ms. Culp is culpable.

dammit


Ms. Culp is able.

The kid is a POS and should be outed a publicly humiliated.
 
2013-03-27 06:32:58 AM
One south of I-10 sexscandal, one north of I-10 sex scandal.

Stay classy SBISD!
 
2013-03-27 06:33:26 AM
The penalty for teacher-student relationships has gotten a bit...stiff if you'll pardon the pun.

FTA: Culp was terminated Dec. 14.

I hope Skynet is happy!
 
2013-03-27 06:34:36 AM

Mentat: Someone should start an escort service where 18 year old men dress up as teenagers and service desperate middle aged teachers.

 
2013-03-27 06:36:26 AM
What kind of idiots want to be teachers nowadays?  They're all farked in the head.  Either that or public schools will hire anyone.
 
2013-03-27 06:39:46 AM

giftedmadness: What kind of idiots want to be teachers nowadays?  They're all farked in the head.   Either that or public schools will hire anyone.


I'm upper 20's.  I know exactly 1 person who went to college with the intention of teaching.  I know a lot who got tired of sending out a shiat ton of apps and decided teaching beat the fark out of starbucks.
 
2013-03-27 06:41:50 AM

Arthur Jumbles: quickdraw: NickelP: Mentat: doglover: Mentat: Someone should start an escort service where 18 year old men dress up as teenagers and service desperate middle aged teachers.

18 year old men dress up "as teenagers" ?

Think about that for a minute.

Yeah, legally they're adults, which was kind of the point.

Reread what you wrote carefully

Can we dispense with the semantics get back to discussing the details of servicing the middle aged teachers?

Kahtanna Culp, 29, is charged with improper relationship with a student, according to court records.

I really don't think 29 has been considered middle aged since the Middle Ages.


You are soooo missing the point here.
 
2013-03-27 06:42:14 AM

NickelP: I'm upper 20's. I know exactly 1 person who went to college with the intention of teaching. I know a lot who got tired of sending out a shiat ton of apps and decided teaching beat the fark out of starbucks


The fact that they liked to bang the high school townies should have been a clue though.
 
2013-03-27 06:43:02 AM

NickelP: giftedmadness: What kind of idiots want to be teachers nowadays?  They're all farked in the head.   Either that or public schools will hire anyone.

I'm upper 20's.  I know exactly 1 person who went to college with the intention of teaching.  I know a lot who got tired of sending out a shiat ton of apps and decided teaching beat the fark out of starbucks.


It would also be nice if we could finally articulate that a high school AP Physics teacher may deserve a bit more compensation, and be expected to have a bit more qualifications, than a 2nd grade art teacher......
 
2013-03-27 06:45:45 AM

quickdraw: Arthur Jumbles: quickdraw: NickelP: Mentat: doglover: Mentat: Someone should start an escort service where 18 year old men dress up as teenagers and service desperate middle aged teachers.

18 year old men dress up "as teenagers" ?

Think about that for a minute.

Yeah, legally they're adults, which was kind of the point.

Reread what you wrote carefully

Can we dispense with the semantics get back to discussing the details of servicing the middle aged teachers?

Kahtanna Culp, 29, is charged with improper relationship with a student, according to court records.

I really don't think 29 has been considered middle aged since the Middle Ages.

You are soooo missing the point here.


29 is the gateway to the dirty 30's when women go into their sexual peaks. IIRC the energy is similiar to a teenage boy. Middle aged is 40 or 50.
Good on the teacher for lawyering up.

*sighs wistfully
 
2013-03-27 06:51:56 AM

hammettman: Apparently, Ms. Culp is culpable.


I'd "culp" it.  Repeatedly.
 
2013-03-27 06:54:59 AM

AbbeySomeone: quickdraw: Arthur Jumbles: quickdraw: NickelP: Mentat: doglover: Mentat: Someone should start an escort service where 18 year old men dress up as teenagers and service desperate middle aged teachers.

18 year old men dress up "as teenagers" ?

Think about that for a minute.

Yeah, legally they're adults, which was kind of the point.

Reread what you wrote carefully

Can we dispense with the semantics get back to discussing the details of servicing the middle aged teachers?

Kahtanna Culp, 29, is charged with improper relationship with a student, according to court records.

I really don't think 29 has been considered middle aged since the Middle Ages.

You are soooo missing the point here.

29 is the gateway to the dirty 30's when women go into their sexual peaks. IIRC the energy is similiar to a teenage boy. Middle aged is 40 or 50.
Good on the teacher for lawyering up.

*sighs wistfully


I met my husband when I was 38 and he was 24. For 6 months we barely came up for air.
 
2013-03-27 06:56:32 AM
I may actually be softening on "the biatch abused her position and power to form an exploitative and criminal relationship with a vulnerable child" line because ive read so many of these stories and the teachers seem less than crafty. But Im going to stay the course and trot it out in n various permutations in every one of these threads.
 
2013-03-27 06:59:59 AM

quickdraw: I met my husband when I was 38 and he was 24. For 6 months we barely came up for air.


With a nose snorkel, he never has to!

/I assume it's been invented
//If not, I call dibs
///slashies!
 
2013-03-27 07:00:37 AM

NickelP: NickelP: giftedmadness: What kind of idiots want to be teachers nowadays?  They're all farked in the head.   Either that or public schools will hire anyone.

I'm upper 20's.  I know exactly 1 person who went to college with the intention of teaching.  I know a lot who got tired of sending out a shiat ton of apps and decided teaching beat the fark out of starbucks.

It would also be nice if we could finally articulate that a high school AP Physics teacher may deserve a bit more compensation, and be expected to have a bit more qualifications, than a 2nd grade art teacher......


As someone who will probably end up teaching AP Physics in a couple of years, I'm getting a kick out of this reply.

In all seriousness though, isn't salary generally determined by education level?  The highest paid teachers at every high school I went to (that's five, if you're counting) were all PhDs in various subjects.  My AP History teacher was addressed as "Doc", and made over $90K back in 1993.
 
2013-03-27 07:06:20 AM

CouldaWouldShoulda: /I assume it's been invented


Confirmed.  It's also "currently unavailable", just like I assume you would be if you owned one. ; )
 
2013-03-27 07:07:41 AM
Am I the first to admonish the Subby for using 'cause' instead of 'because'?   The grammar Nazis on fark are getting soft.
 
2013-03-27 07:14:45 AM

Z-clipped: In all seriousness though, isn't salary generally determined by education level?


Nope, AFAIK it's more closely correlated with property values and politics.  Wealthy liberal suburbs may be receptive to paying all teachers a living wage, but if you work in Fox Nutwork country you could be teaching trust fund babies for peanuts while half the district's payroll goes to the football coach.  With poverty-stricken areas you're screwed either way, as there's no money to pay you.
 
2013-03-27 07:15:58 AM

Warlordtrooper: So the kid is going to be charged with blackmail right?


No, he's a "victim of sexual abuse".
 
2013-03-27 07:18:59 AM

Z-clipped: Confirmed. It's also "currently unavailable", just like I assume you would be if you owned one. ; )


Well it's probably not appropriate for a first date...no.
 
2013-03-27 07:21:21 AM

Muta: Am I the first to admonish the Subby for using 'cause' instead of 'because'?   The grammar Nazis on fark are getting soft.


Good catch. It's still o dark thirty here on the West Coast. Subby should have used 'cuz.

dragonchild: Warlordtrooper: So the kid is going to be charged with blackmail right?

No, he's a "victim of sexual abuse".


That is such bullsh*t; I don't care what the law says, he is no victim. Such a victim that he attempted to blackmail to get some more victimizing.
 
2013-03-27 07:21:33 AM
See if the kid has done anything else like this.  Maybe they can get a RICO indictment and give her immunity to testify against him.

That's how I like my justice.
 
2013-03-27 07:22:36 AM

Z-clipped: CouldaWouldShoulda: /I assume it's been invented

Confirmed.  It's also "currently unavailable", just like I assume you would be if you owned one. ; )


I enjoy how the model has her tongue out because man, I just am not sure I would know what "Pussy Snorkel" would be for without her tongue out.
 
2013-03-27 07:24:15 AM

dragonchild: Z-clipped: In all seriousness though, isn't salary generally determined by education level?

Nope, AFAIK it's more closely correlated with property values and politics.  Wealthy liberal suburbs may be receptive to paying all teachers a living wage, but if you work in Fox Nutwork country you could be teaching trust fund babies for peanuts while half the district's payroll goes to the football coach.  With poverty-stricken areas you're screwed either way, as there's no money to pay you.


education level is tied to it a lot but that doesn't always make sense.  Maybe the ap physics teacher we mentioned could benefit from a masters or phd.  The wage scales are set by tenure and education though.  So for example if you are a teaching music to first second and third graders you get the same compensation bump for getting your phd as a teacher that teaches AP Calculus, Physics, and Statistics.  That is why you see so many teachers with masters degrees, it is an instant raise and its not even that hard to get.
 
2013-03-27 07:24:18 AM
She said she wanted to end it, but the boy did not want to

Well, duh, he's getting laid.

Obviously this poor boy has been damaged by all the sex he was getting and will need years of counsling. This teacher needs to be put to death for all the mental anguish she caused him.


He also said he had lived at her apartment intermittently from the middle of April until the end of November.

dafuc?
The parents were cool with this, or did they not notice their teenage son had moved out?
 
2013-03-27 07:27:36 AM
It's an abuse of authority, not sexual abuse. Fired, yes. Jailed, no.
 
2013-03-27 07:30:08 AM
"This kind of outrageous, illegal conduct will never be tolerated in this school district," SBISD Superintendent of Schools Duncan Klussmann said.

He sounds concerned..
 
2013-03-27 07:30:39 AM

NickelP: dragonchild: Z-clipped: In all seriousness though, isn't salary generally determined by education level?

Nope, AFAIK it's more closely correlated with property values and politics.  Wealthy liberal suburbs may be receptive to paying all teachers a living wage, but if you work in Fox Nutwork country you could be teaching trust fund babies for peanuts while half the district's payroll goes to the football coach.  With poverty-stricken areas you're screwed either way, as there's no money to pay you.

education level is tied to it a lot but that doesn't always make sense.  Maybe the ap physics teacher we mentioned could benefit from a masters or phd.  The wage scales are set by tenure and education though.  So for example if you are a teaching music to first second and third graders you get the same compensation bump for getting your phd as a teacher that teaches AP Calculus, Physics, and Statistics.  That is why you see so many teachers with masters degrees, it is an instant raise and its not even that hard to get.


The wages also completely ignore the private sector compensation.  The market value for someone with a PHD in math for example is incredibly higher than someone with one in say philosophy.  Without even considering the subjects they teach, this creates an enormous problem because the highly skilled teacher with the better degree would opt for the private sector because he will be paid on the same level as the less in demand degree.

We also have been tied to the thought that a degree is an accurate measure of teaching ability and proficiency at your subject.  Maybe someone with a bach degree and 20 years experience as a structural engineer makes a better physics teacher than a 25 year old with a fresh physics PHD?  The compensation difference in huge between them though.
 
2013-03-27 07:31:06 AM
Is a teaching position the new go to for crazy white chicks?
 
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