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(Sports Illustrated)   Mexico v USA CONCACAF World Cup Qualifier starts at 9:30pm CST from El Azteca in front of 100,000 people. Let's do this   (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) divider line 30
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627 clicks; posted to Sports » on 26 Mar 2013 at 10:16 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-03-26 11:06:24 PM
3 votes:
We've secretly replaced this Mexico team with the Italians. Let's see if anyone notices.
2013-03-26 11:55:47 PM
2 votes:

Koman Coulibaly: That wasn't offside.


You're supposed to defend officials. Stop breaking character.
2013-03-27 12:33:33 AM
1 votes:

Raging Whore Moans: This is the best I've felt about a 0-0 final probably ever.

Holy balls, was that 15 corners for Mexico?


To be fair, the '97 was more impressive, down to 10 men. (Of course, taking Jeff Agoos off the field, even if it's a red card, dramatically improves your team).
2013-03-27 12:27:24 AM
1 votes:
They say a tie is like kissing your sister.

This is more like kissing your insanely hot step-sister.
2013-03-27 12:22:56 AM
1 votes:
Where's a Swansea ball boy when you need him?
2013-03-27 12:19:02 AM
1 votes:
If they get a goal, we should leave Beasley and Klinsman tied to the goalposts.
2013-03-27 12:17:42 AM
1 votes:
"When it's your day, those balls will hit you right smack in the face"~Alexi Lalas
2013-03-27 12:11:02 AM
1 votes:

ScouserDuck: You know what. Somebody had to do it.. I'm yellow carding Koman with the authority given to me by Saint Bernardus and his abt 12 Belgian ale.


api.ning.com

/Also, alcohol may have been a factor...it's boring in Mali.
2013-03-27 12:08:22 AM
1 votes:

Koman Coulibaly: Fantastic non-penalty call there!


Yep....still funny
2013-03-27 12:07:27 AM
1 votes:
Fantastic non-penalty call there!
2013-03-27 12:07:21 AM
1 votes:

Trocadero: VvonderJesus: true story, our goalie had a full head of hair at the beginning of this match

I don't think you're allowed to wear the US goalie's jersey if you have any hair at all. It's why Hartman never got a call up, and Rimando probably won't.


Tony Meola's hair was gorgeous!
2013-03-27 12:06:16 AM
1 votes:

Trocadero: VvonderJesus: true story, our goalie had a full head of hair at the beginning of this match

I don't think you're allowed to wear the US goalie's jersey if you have any hair at all. It's why Hartman never got a call up, and Rimando probably won't.


After Miola's greasy mop, they had to institute new rules.
2013-03-27 12:06:14 AM
1 votes:
Hope that ref parked far away from Azteca, haha.
2013-03-27 12:04:44 AM
1 votes:

VvonderJesus: true story, our goalie had a full head of hair at the beginning of this match


I don't think you're allowed to wear the US goalie's jersey if you have any hair at all. It's why Hartman never got a call up, and Rimando probably won't.
2013-03-27 12:02:29 AM
1 votes:
true story, our goalie had a full head of hair at the beginning of this match
2013-03-26 11:56:26 PM
1 votes:

desertgeek: PredDawg8: Can we hold Mexico off the scoresheet for another 30 minutes? That'd be an amazing feat, if so.

And every American in that building may need to run for their lives.

/And if we win, change "may" to "will"


Every American in attendance was given a cyanide capsule to spare themselves the agony in the unlikely event of a victory.
2013-03-26 11:55:34 PM
1 votes:
Someone call Jim Craig, he's good at holding better teams scoreless during crunch time.
2013-03-26 11:51:59 PM
1 votes:

VvonderJesus: u.s. can't get a quality touch when they need it


Penn State joke?
2013-03-26 11:48:59 PM
1 votes:

PredDawg8: With this substitution, it occurs to me that I recently had a dream in which I was a soccer referee again. I was bumped from CR on a U10 game to AR on a U8 game. I just quit instead.

/irrelevant post is irrelevant


I remember reffing. Being yelled at for giving a yellow to a 6 yr old who just kicked someone is usually what I remember.
2013-03-26 11:43:28 PM
1 votes:
And there it is! The Clint Dempsey off-balance shot from thirty yards away that has no chance of going in unless rob green is the keeper!
2013-03-26 11:22:23 PM
1 votes:
How do we get the United States to scrap the NFL and divert all resources to MLS? It needs to be done. It's for the greater good.
2013-03-26 11:20:14 PM
1 votes:
Referee often tells his wife that was three minutes
2013-03-26 11:14:52 PM
1 votes:
I don't know that I've ever been this excited about a 0-0 tie.

SUCK IT, DOUCHEBAG.
2013-03-26 11:10:06 PM
1 votes:

ScouserDuck: Seriously..take Bradley off.


Don't worry, the official will do that shortly.
2013-03-26 11:05:08 PM
1 votes:
OH MY GOD WE'RE ACROSS MIDFIELD
2013-03-26 11:04:25 PM
1 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: Watching this at a sports bar with a grand total of five people in. The atmosphere is palpable.


I'll just pretend you're the lone American in a bar in Mexico City.
2013-03-26 11:02:05 PM
1 votes:
I'd say the longer this stays 0-0 favors the US, but they look so lifeless that it really doesn't matter
2013-03-26 10:59:42 PM
1 votes:

robsul82: Rapinoe could do better than that blindfolded.


rapinoe blindfolded?  sounds hot...
2013-03-26 10:58:37 PM
1 votes:
You know, considering we're playing at Azteca, these Mexican players sure seem to get shot a lot.
2013-03-26 10:53:47 PM
1 votes:
Halftime: Panama 1-0 Honduras
 
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