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(Sports Illustrated)   Mexico v USA CONCACAF World Cup Qualifier starts at 9:30pm CST from El Azteca in front of 100,000 people. Let's do this   (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) divider line 598
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2013-03-26 11:56:26 PM  

desertgeek: PredDawg8: Can we hold Mexico off the scoresheet for another 30 minutes? That'd be an amazing feat, if so.

And every American in that building may need to run for their lives.

/And if we win, change "may" to "will"


Every American in attendance was given a cyanide capsule to spare themselves the agony in the unlikely event of a victory.
 
2013-03-26 11:57:00 PM  

desertgeek: Koman Coulibaly: That wasn't offside.

You're supposed to defend officials. Stop breaking character.


This made me laugh more than it should have.
 
2013-03-26 11:57:10 PM  
Carlos Vela, there's a name I haven't thought about in a couple years.
 
2013-03-26 11:57:33 PM  

Koman Coulibaly: That wasn't offside.


C'mon man... You're whole character is to support officials no matter what. I don't know if you are pushing anti us calls but it seems to me you're slipping.
 
2013-03-26 11:57:56 PM  

TheManofPA: Wait, New Zealand, I thought the playoff was against South America. What changed?


I think they randomely drew a good while ago and Concacaf drew OFC with Conmebol getting AFC
 
2013-03-26 11:57:58 PM  

Trocadero: As a long time Galaxy fan, I'm proud and scared that some Euro club team is going to poach him any day now. He was MVP of the final, on a team w/ Beckham, Donovan, and Keane.


If it wasn't for the freak injury he sustained on trial last year, he'd be in Europe right now. Ya'll got lucky.
 
2013-03-26 11:58:01 PM  
Full Time in the games that started at 10pm ET:
Costa Rica 2-0 Jamaica
Panama 2-0 Honduras
 
2013-03-26 11:58:15 PM  

desertgeek: Koman Coulibaly: That wasn't offside.

You're supposed to defend officials. Stop breaking character.


send for the man!
 
2013-03-26 11:58:27 PM  

desertgeek: PredDawg8: Can we hold Mexico off the scoresheet for another 30 minutes? That'd be an amazing feat, if so.

And every American in that building may need to run for their lives.

/And if we win, change "may" to "will"


God save their souls if US pull a goal out of their asses like in the friendly, because their bodies will not survive.
 
2013-03-26 11:58:53 PM  
WIZARD DENIED!
 
2013-03-26 11:58:53 PM  

Chupacabra Sandwich: clearly I've drank too much sapporo and sake.


Needs moar tantakatan.
 
2013-03-26 11:58:54 PM  

PredDawg8: neuroflare: I remember reffing. Being yelled at for giving a yellow to a 6 yr old who just kicked someone is usually what I remember.

Football (er... handegg) is so much more fun to officiate. I think I get yelled at even more, but I feel more confident in my calls. Soccer was tough because you are out there on an island, and so many times I didn't even have ARs to help!


Handegg? lol! Is that really a thing?

Holy shiat, that seemed close.
 
2013-03-26 11:58:57 PM  
How did that not go in?
 
2013-03-26 11:59:01 PM  
Pants Threat Level: Brown
 
2013-03-26 11:59:02 PM  
Damn! Dodged a bullet there.
 
2013-03-26 11:59:06 PM  
Really looked like the wizard hat was about to get handed out there, lol.
 
2013-03-26 11:59:06 PM  
Ok, heart kinda stopped for a sec there.
 
2013-03-26 11:59:22 PM  
wow. seriosuly how have they not scored yet?
 
2013-03-26 11:59:55 PM  
I see a lot more Mexican jerseys when they go on offense than US ones when they do
 
2013-03-27 12:00:03 AM  

robsul82: Really looked like the wizard hat was about to get handed out there, lol.


I thought it was in and for a second felt like an asshole for calling it.
 
2013-03-27 12:00:13 AM  
I'm not even hoping for a goal. At this point I'd like to see the US just kick the ball around for a while.
 
2013-03-27 12:00:27 AM  
Hehe, "fark all y'all, imma get a drink."
 
2013-03-27 12:00:34 AM  

mitchcumstein1: Carlos Vela, there's a name I haven't thought about in a couple years.


Bitter, Party of One in the announcer's booth certainly hadn't forgotten him.
 
2013-03-27 12:00:40 AM  

robsul82: Really looked like the wizard hat was about to get handed out there, lol.


It was at 68:01. I think we would've had to award a new category of Wizard.
 
2013-03-27 12:00:43 AM  
Mexico is just not making good decisions in the box.
 
2013-03-27 12:01:02 AM  
Gomez off? Ok
 
2013-03-27 12:01:07 AM  

yookaloco: Handegg? lol! Is that really a thing?


Nah, just a joke to differentiate which brand of football I was talking about. This is an association football thread, after all!
 
2013-03-27 12:01:10 AM  

Trocadero: Pants Threat Level: Brown


Lots of squeaky bum time in this match
 
2013-03-27 12:01:16 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: Mexico is just not making good decisions in the box.


That's what she said.
/I'll let myself out
 
2013-03-27 12:01:38 AM  
You know what. Somebody had to do it.. I'm yellow carding Koman with the authority given to me by Saint Bernardus and his abt 12 Belgian ale.
 
2013-03-27 12:02:06 AM  
Beasley SUCKSSSSSSSS
 
2013-03-27 12:02:10 AM  
ZUSI!
 
2013-03-27 12:02:21 AM  
OH LOOK AN ALMOST GOAL THAT STARTED WHEN BEASLEY HAD THE BALL STOLEN FROM RIGHT BETWEEN HIS FEET
 
2013-03-27 12:02:22 AM  

yookaloco: Handegg? lol! Is that really a thing?


Of course, soccer is a perfectly fine word and avoids confusion.
www.voodoohash.com
 
2013-03-27 12:02:23 AM  
Zusi!1!!!!
 
2013-03-27 12:02:29 AM  
true story, our goalie had a full head of hair at the beginning of this match
 
2013-03-27 12:02:47 AM  

desertgeek: Koman Coulibaly: That wasn't offside.

You're supposed to defend officials. Stop breaking character.


World class officials call it like they see it.  And if you were too drunk to remember your middle name you might recall I've disagreed with numerous calls in the past,
 
2013-03-27 12:02:50 AM  
Was that Beasley? He's hurt! Yay!

/sad to say it
 
2013-03-27 12:03:08 AM  

Chupacabra Sandwich: LET'S farkING GO AMERICA!!!!


That's the extent of my.cheering, other than that ehhhhh nobody is watching, even where I'm at downtown quite a few didn't even know it was on.
 
2013-03-27 12:03:19 AM  
And you used two subs so if you need to do something else, you can't, b/c you need one to take out broken down Beasley.
 
2013-03-27 12:03:28 AM  
flop
 
2013-03-27 12:03:29 AM  
Put a bullet in Beasley!! JESUS HE'S DONE!!!
 
2013-03-27 12:03:35 AM  
"Beasley's been struggling this second half." HE STRUGGLED IN THE FIRST HALF TOO.
 
2013-03-27 12:04:44 AM  

VvonderJesus: true story, our goalie had a full head of hair at the beginning of this match


I don't think you're allowed to wear the US goalie's jersey if you have any hair at all. It's why Hartman never got a call up, and Rimando probably won't.
 
2013-03-27 12:04:46 AM  
Pressure's on, Mexicants
 
2013-03-27 12:05:17 AM  

RminusQ: robsul82: Really looked like the wizard hat was about to get handed out there, lol.

It was at 68:01. I think we would've had to award a new category of Wizard.


I'm willing to let it go. I'll just claim a made up TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS to give myself an internet thing from this thread.
 
2013-03-27 12:05:25 AM  
What's the USA team doing on that side of the pitch?
 
2013-03-27 12:05:26 AM  
The ricans and panama winning throws the group into kind of a tizzy. If results hold US and Mexico would remain in 3rd and 5th respectively with the US edging honduras on goal difference. Whatever happens tonight the forthcoming Panama/Jamaica games in june are HUGE.
 
2013-03-27 12:05:52 AM  
Even I think that was questionable.
 
2013-03-27 12:05:54 AM  
lol. I hope handegg catches on. hell, im hispanic, and I still have to differentiate football from futbol

oooh, that one was close.
 
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