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(Sports Illustrated)   Mexico v USA CONCACAF World Cup Qualifier starts at 9:30pm CST from El Azteca in front of 100,000 people. Let's do this   (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) divider line 598
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2013-03-26 11:44:15 PM
Sure would be nice to have Bocanegra available to sub in for Beasley...
 
2013-03-26 11:44:17 PM
Sit down Beasley.
 
2013-03-26 11:44:24 PM

dietbubba: TAKE OFF BEASLEY FOR FARKS SAKE


Shoot him like a horse! Shoot him like a horse!
/window seat
 
2013-03-26 11:44:31 PM

RminusQ: "I'm uncomfortably defending him 1-on-1 and I'm in the booth."

Worthless commentary or most worthless commentary?


Too bad its not FOX with Gus Johnson!
 
2013-03-26 11:45:01 PM
DAFUQ
 
2013-03-26 11:45:02 PM
Costa Rica scores. 2-0 over Jamaica now.
 
2013-03-26 11:45:05 PM

ScouserDuck: Chupacabra Sandwich: eagles95: ScouserDuck: I LOVE how Guzman stayed on his feet after dropping the Mexican player. Bad...ass..

USA needs some quicker players like Mexico has. But our size we should be using to our advantage if we could get some corner kicks and a competent person delivering the ball into the box

IF ONLY THERE WAS AN AMERICAN WE COULD RELAY ON FOR CORNERS!?

Where could we find such a player!!!?

/sandyvaginacakes

He really is being a biatch...btw..you said you were coming ack west. Are you headed back to AZ?


For a hot second in may then Seattle. Sick of this east coast shiat. It's 1145 here. I should be in bed.
 
2013-03-26 11:45:22 PM

TheManofPA: neuroflare: TheManofPA: Is the US plan not to attack at all now?

That's very un-American

I'm waiting for Gomez to get an own goal and then rip off his shirt to reveal A GREEN JERSEY!


i0.kym-cdn.com

/WE'RE SUBBING OUT JOZY!?
//WHY IS BEASLEY STILL OUT THERE? HE IS WINDED AND INJURED AND BAD.
 
2013-03-26 11:45:28 PM
Altidore just disappears for entire games. He's a physical beast but the guy can't finish for shiat
 
2013-03-26 11:45:34 PM

TheManofPA: germ78: Can one of the soccer heads here answer a question for me? A few years ago, there was all this talk about how awesome a prospect Freddy Adu was, and how he was going to be the face of US Soccer in the future. Whatever happened to him? It's like he no longer exists over here. Did he run to the Euro leagues and become background noise, or is he teh awesome over there but we don't hear about it stateside?

Background noise. He was basically Reggie Bushesque


Showed promise at DC United, never lived up to it, went to Turkish 2nd division, made a little noise there but nothing serious, came back to the MLS and had a decent showing when he first came back, but soon after became a petulant child and locker room cancer. Now he's gone to Bahia in Brazil to try and re-find himself. He can go fark himself for all I care, until he gets his attitude in check, he'll be nothing to the team picture for the USMNT.
 
2013-03-26 11:45:50 PM

TheManofPA: Background noise. He was basically Reggie Bushesque

ScouserDuck: Just fled MLS...he's done.

desertgeek: A lot of hype amounting to little more than nothing. I think he's been injured a couple of times as well, which never helps.


Thanks. I had a feeling that he was a product of the Nike hype-machine. Too bad about the injury problems though.
 
2013-03-26 11:46:28 PM
With this substitution, it occurs to me that I recently had a dream in which I was a soccer referee again. I was bumped from CR on a U10 game to AR on a U8 game. I just quit instead.

/irrelevant post is irrelevant
 
2013-03-26 11:46:36 PM
Whoever this Jorje clown announcing is farking a farking retarded mexican dick rider. I hope he'e raped by a jaguar.
 
2013-03-26 11:46:59 PM
FARK OFF BEASLEY!!!
 
2013-03-26 11:47:12 PM
that looks like a bad christmas sweater
 
2013-03-26 11:47:14 PM
I'm kind of tired of hearing how much ass Jozy is kicking overseas when he always seems to "meh" it up for the US..
 
2013-03-26 11:47:36 PM

Swoop1809: Altidore just disappears for entire games. He's a physical beast but the guy can't finish for shiat


Except in Holland.
 
2013-03-26 11:47:51 PM

Swoop1809: Altidore just disappears for entire games. He's a physical beast but the guy can't finish for shiat  while wearing an American shirt


Let's see what the Grown-Ass Man can do.
 
2013-03-26 11:48:12 PM

TheManofPA: dietbubba: ScouserDuck: TheManofPA: Popcorn Johnny: TheManofPA: I didn't know this. Is there a date for it?

September 10th, 8pm

Tuesday night.....It's about a 2 1/2 hour trip but that is an interesting thing to debate.

Anybody else going? I was debating making the trip myself.

I'm going to try and be there.  Waiting for tickets to go on sale to the public

Any guess on when that is or how much based on previous years (for the cheap seats)


Here is an example of what the tickets will likely be cost and roughly how far in advance they will go on sale

http://www.ussoccer.com/Schedule-Tickets/2013/130618-US-Men-vs-Hondu ra s.aspx
 
2013-03-26 11:48:14 PM

Chupacabra Sandwich: Whoever this Jorje clown announcing is farking a farking retarded mexican dick rider. I hope he'e raped by a jaguar.


clearly I've drank too much sapporo and sake.
 
2013-03-26 11:48:17 PM

DevilsHorns J: I'm kind of tired of hearing how much ass Jozy is kicking overseas when he always seems to "meh" it up for the US..


That's true of a lot of players. Don't ask an Englishman about Frank Lampard.
 
2013-03-26 11:48:25 PM
Mexico Goal at 68 minutes. Just give me my wizard hat now.
 
2013-03-26 11:48:32 PM

RminusQ: "I'm uncomfortably defending him 1-on-1 and I'm in the booth."

Worthless commentary or most worthless commentary?


That's why I'm watching the Spanish Language feed. The English commentary was painful to listen to.

/doesn't speak Spanish so it's basically background noise
 
2013-03-26 11:48:37 PM

Chupacabra Sandwich: Whoever this Jorje clown announcing is farking a farking retarded mexican dick rider. I hope he'e raped by a jaguar.


Pretty sure he's only there because ESPN has the rights to Mexico's WCQ games as well.
 
2013-03-26 11:48:41 PM
I kind of want Klinsmann's sweater.
 
2013-03-26 11:48:59 PM

PredDawg8: With this substitution, it occurs to me that I recently had a dream in which I was a soccer referee again. I was bumped from CR on a U10 game to AR on a U8 game. I just quit instead.

/irrelevant post is irrelevant


I remember reffing. Being yelled at for giving a yellow to a 6 yr old who just kicked someone is usually what I remember.
 
2013-03-26 11:49:30 PM
Bradley looks bored out there.
 
2013-03-26 11:50:41 PM
u.s. can't get a quality touch when they need it
 
2013-03-26 11:50:52 PM

Chupacabra Sandwich: Chupacabra Sandwich: Whoever this Jorje clown announcing is farking a farking retarded mexican dick rider. I hope he'e raped by a jaguar.

clearly I've drank too much sapporo and sake.


One can never have too many sake bombs!
 
2013-03-26 11:51:09 PM

cameroncrazy1984: I kind of want Klinsmann's sweater.


I said the same thing to my wife.
 
2013-03-26 11:51:17 PM
So they play in Colorado for over a week to get used to altitude, but then the weather messes up any prep they may have gotten. These balls are sailing on us (and on Mexico, too).
 
2013-03-26 11:51:59 PM

VvonderJesus: u.s. can't get a quality touch when they need it


Penn State joke?
 
2013-03-26 11:53:19 PM

TheManofPA: VvonderJesus: u.s. can't get a quality touch when they need it

Penn State joke?


He said quality, not quantity.
 
2013-03-26 11:53:23 PM
Wait a second.. did the US actually find a new defender in Omar?!
 
2013-03-26 11:53:24 PM
Can we hold Mexico off the scoresheet for another 30 minutes? That'd be an amazing feat, if so.
 
2013-03-26 11:53:42 PM
Besler put on his big boy pants tonight.
 
2013-03-26 11:54:05 PM

DevilsHorns J: Wait a second.. did the US actually find a new defender in Omar?!


Gotta say, I've been impressed.
 
2013-03-26 11:54:19 PM
Bend the runs? Is Randy Orton out there?
 
2013-03-26 11:54:21 PM

PredDawg8: Can we hold Mexico off the scoresheet for another 30 minutes? That'd be an amazing feat, if so.


And every American in that building may need to run for their lives.

/And if we win, change "may" to "will"
 
2013-03-26 11:54:21 PM

TheManofPA: Mexico Goal at 68 minutes. Just give me my wizard hat now.


Already giving you the smart button... I'm goin with 76th minute though. Obviously, not a big enough leap to deserve a wizard hat.
 
2013-03-26 11:54:57 PM
That wasn't offside.
 
2013-03-26 11:55:05 PM
As a long time Galaxy fan, I'm proud and scared that some Euro club team is going to poach him any day now. He was MVP of the final, on a team w/ Beckham, Donovan, and Keane.
 
2013-03-26 11:55:32 PM

DevilsHorns J: Wait a second.. did the US actually find a new defender in Omar?!


dietbubba: DevilsHorns J: Wait a second.. did the US actually find a new defender in Omar?!

Gotta say, I've been impressed.


You realize now he'll probably fall down, poop his pants and give up a goal at 68 minutes
 
2013-03-26 11:55:34 PM
Someone call Jim Craig, he's good at holding better teams scoreless during crunch time.
 
2013-03-26 11:55:35 PM
It would be nice if we could just have some decent, sustained possession.
 
2013-03-26 11:55:47 PM

Koman Coulibaly: That wasn't offside.


You're supposed to defend officials. Stop breaking character.
 
2013-03-26 11:55:59 PM

dietbubba: DevilsHorns J: Wait a second.. did the US actually find a new defender in Omar?!

Gotta say, I've been impressed.


yup....but its still early
 
2013-03-26 11:56:16 PM
Wait, New Zealand, I thought the playoff was against South America. What changed?
 
2013-03-26 11:56:19 PM

Koman Coulibaly: That wasn't offside.


images.encyclopediadramatica.se
 
2013-03-26 11:56:20 PM

neuroflare: I remember reffing. Being yelled at for giving a yellow to a 6 yr old who just kicked someone is usually what I remember.


Football (er... handegg) is so much more fun to officiate. I think I get yelled at even more, but I feel more confident in my calls. Soccer was tough because you are out there on an island, and so many times I didn't even have ARs to help!
 
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