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(Sports Illustrated)   Mexico v USA CONCACAF World Cup Qualifier starts at 9:30pm CST from El Azteca in front of 100,000 people. Let's do this   (sportsillustrated.cnn.com ) divider line
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2013-03-26 10:40:21 PM  
BEASLEY YOU SUCK YOU OLD ASS FARKER
 
2013-03-26 10:40:26 PM  
Anyone else watching the Spanish language version of the coverage (Unimas) over the English coverage on ESPN?
 
2013-03-26 10:40:47 PM  
I could see something really controversial happening on the field and 10,000 Mexicans rushing the field and going after team USA.
 
2013-03-26 10:40:58 PM  

star_topology: On the subject of UEFA qualifiers... Anyone want to put down a few bucks on Belgium as a nice long shot to win the World Cup?


MONTENEGRO PLEASE

/go England
 
2013-03-26 10:41:33 PM  

mitchcumstein1: What_Would_Jimi_Do: anyone? over/under before a card is thrown?

less than 15 minutes

Nice call.


it was inevitable
 
2013-03-26 10:41:45 PM  
Some sloppy play in the back end for the US so far
 
2013-03-26 10:41:53 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: I could see something really controversial happening on the field and 10,000 Mexicans rushing the field and going after team USA.


Only 10,000?
 
2013-03-26 10:42:25 PM  
Knew we should've gone with Solo and Wambach.
 
2013-03-26 10:42:39 PM  

VvonderJesus: Some sloppy play in the back end for the US so far


It would be a good time for a blizzard right now.
 
2013-03-26 10:42:53 PM  

TheManofPA: star_topology: On the subject of UEFA qualifiers... Anyone want to put down a few bucks on Belgium as a nice long shot to win the World Cup?

MONTENEGRO PLEASE

/go England


For some reason, I can totally see them (MNE) getting drawn into a group of death and not advancing to the KO stage.
 
2013-03-26 10:43:23 PM  

VvonderJesus: Some sloppy play in the back end for the US so far


I would call it awesome compared to Honduras
 
2013-03-26 10:43:29 PM  

robsul82: Knew we should've gone with Solo and Wambach.


How about alex morgan in a bikini. Distract the messicans.
 
2013-03-26 10:44:26 PM  
The one time every four years when I have absolutely no qualms about yelling FARK ALL YOU FARKING MEXICANS.
 
2013-03-26 10:44:35 PM  

Chupacabra Sandwich: robsul82: Knew we should've gone with Solo and Wambach.

How about alex morgan in a bikini. Distract the messicans.


That'd be a good strategy.
 
2013-03-26 10:44:38 PM  

What_Would_Jimi_Do: anyone? over/under before a card is thrown?

less than 15 minutes


Bet the under.  In games between a quality side such as Mexico and a bunch of talentless hacks, the talentless hacks are going to resort to cheap shots and dirty fouls early and often.
 
2013-03-26 10:44:46 PM  
Their ass cheeks are just hovering over the bed waiting to shiat it
 
2013-03-26 10:44:46 PM  

Mrtraveler01: VvonderJesus: Some sloppy play in the back end for the US so far

It would be a good time for a blizzard right now.


Yes! COME ON BLIZZARD!!


/I'd say a blizzard is, at best, unlikely.
 
2013-03-26 10:44:54 PM  

RminusQ: The one time every four years when I have absolutely no qualms about yelling FARK ALL YOU FARKING MEXICANS.


Save some for next year too in the WC
 
2013-03-26 10:45:09 PM  
time to play on their half now Team USA
 
2013-03-26 10:45:56 PM  

RminusQ: The one time every four years when I have absolutely no qualms about yelling FARK ALL YOU FARKING MEXICANS.


It's strange. Feels so much worse than say, FARK ALL YOU FARKING BELGIANS!
 
2013-03-26 10:46:13 PM  

TheManofPA: More likely for the US:

Draw
or
Red Card


Red card, easily. Like 75% chance of that happening some time in this game.
 
2013-03-26 10:46:20 PM  
"That's 15 scoreless minutes here at Azteca and they are literally hanging from the rafters - "

"15 minutes without giving up a goal to Mexico!  Just give the win to us Monsoon, that's good enough for me!"
 
2013-03-26 10:46:40 PM  

Koman Coulibaly: What_Would_Jimi_Do: anyone? over/under before a card is thrown?

less than 15 minutes

Bet the under.  In games between a quality side such as Mexico and a bunch of talentless hacks, the talentless hacks are going to resort to cheap shots and dirty fouls early and often.


you move to the head of the table
 
2013-03-26 10:46:41 PM  
ohmigosh that was close!

/what foul?
 
2013-03-26 10:46:45 PM  
DAMN!
 
2013-03-26 10:46:47 PM  
That's garbage.
 
2013-03-26 10:47:07 PM  
hey let's maybe play some defense ok thanks

/nice effort on that corner
 
2013-03-26 10:47:19 PM  

eagles95: RminusQ: The one time every four years when I have absolutely no qualms about yelling FARK ALL YOU FARKING MEXICANS.

Save some for next year too in the WC


I don't think the world cup is anywhere closed to assured for the the us. We can still curse the mexicans, but I'd like too be there as well.
 
2013-03-26 10:47:21 PM  
I haven't watched soccer since the summer.  It's been American football and basketball since.  Man, I forgot how much soccer players dive.  And this game hasn't been bad.  But it takes getting used to, as an Ameican bred on other sports, who often enjoys this sport.  It comes off as horribly insportsmanlike.
 
2013-03-26 10:47:32 PM  
That may have been our only chance . . . .damn!
 
2013-03-26 10:48:07 PM  
Stepbrother joke!
 
2013-03-26 10:48:09 PM  
F*ck off, Alejandro.
 
2013-03-26 10:48:10 PM  
This sideline reporter is in the bag for Mexico
 
2013-03-26 10:48:17 PM  

robsul82: "That's 15 scoreless minutes here at Azteca and they are literally hanging from the rafters - "

"15 minutes without giving up a goal to Mexico!  Just give the win to us Monsoon, that's good enough for me!"


Sadly it's not blizzard or monsoon weather in Mexico City right now.

 http://www.weather.com/weather/today/Mexico+City+MXDF0132:1:MX
 
2013-03-26 10:48:55 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: I haven't watched soccer since the summer.  It's been American football and basketball since.  Man, I forgot how much soccer players dive.  And this game hasn't been bad.  But it takes getting used to, as an Ameican bred on other sports, who often enjoys this sport.  It comes off as horribly insportsmanlike.


Any given basketball game has more diving thn this game has had.
 
2013-03-26 10:49:10 PM  
Interesting, that really shouldn't have been a penalty, let alone a yellow.
 
2013-03-26 10:49:56 PM  
stop farking around and clear the ball god dammit
 
2013-03-26 10:50:16 PM  
Mexican sideline guy "Mexico should get a penalty kick"
American booth guy "fark off"
 
2013-03-26 10:50:18 PM  
Bradley is poor tonight. Not going after loose balls, letting himself get caught by 2 players slowly instead of passing. Take him off. He isn't into it tonight.
 
2013-03-26 10:50:23 PM  
Beasley will give up at least 2 goals at this farking rate!!!
 
2013-03-26 10:50:40 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Interesting, that really shouldn't have been a penalty, let alone a yellow.


The yellow was from earlier, this one didn't get a card. The yellow I could see, it was a dumb play by the US.
 
2013-03-26 10:50:44 PM  
If this is our A team I'm dreading the ragtag squad we bust out for the gold cup this summer.
 
2013-03-26 10:50:44 PM  

ScouserDuck: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: I haven't watched soccer since the summer.  It's been American football and basketball since.  Man, I forgot how much soccer players dive.  And this game hasn't been bad.  But it takes getting used to, as an Ameican bred on other sports, who often enjoys this sport.  It comes off as horribly insportsmanlike.

Any given basketball game has more diving thn this game has had.


QFT.

Meanwhile, at halftime- Costa Rica 1, Jamaica 0

/Costa Rica looking to go 1-1 on the day after their protest failed
 
2013-03-26 10:51:18 PM  
I saw Beas....and went DAMMIT A RED ALREADY!
 
2013-03-26 10:51:27 PM  
USA can't stop them, so they need to foul.
 
2013-03-26 10:51:31 PM  

Ring of Fire: Mexican sideline guy "Mexico should get a penalty kick"
American booth guy "fark off"


Twellman is awesome.
 
2013-03-26 10:51:51 PM  
Hi guys. Yeah seriously, ESPN commentary getting a bit fiery. US has to find a way to slow MExico down, otherwise this might get ugly.
 
2013-03-26 10:52:02 PM  
Its going to be a LONG night if they keep carding the US, though I think that one was deserved
 
2013-03-26 10:52:15 PM  
Fortunately, we have a man in goal who has seen a lot of shots come his way in domestic league play... Can't say he's not ready.
 
2013-03-26 10:52:32 PM  
El tri is going to score. It's inevitable. We need to somehow come up with a garbage goal. Is rob green available for El Tri?
 
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