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(Sun Sentinel)   If you're going to rack up a $35 tab at Denny's, make sure you have more than $8 on you, and most certainly don't threaten other customers for refusing to pay for you   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 48
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2013-03-26 09:42:09 PM
I will admit to being a big fan of "Moons Over My Hammy" - but how the fark do you rack up a $35 tab at Denny's for two people?  I've never eaten there for dinner, but if my wife and I clear $20 for breakfast that usually means we're napping the rest of the day because we're food sick.

Is there a Gold Plate special I've never heard of?
 
2013-03-26 10:18:43 PM
I can't tell whether they're liberals or conservatives.
 
2013-03-26 10:49:11 PM

BarkingUnicorn: I can't tell whether they're liberals or conservatives.


www.trbimg.com

She can.
 
2013-03-26 11:38:03 PM

Godscrack: She can.


MY EYES! MY EYES! DEAR GOD MAKE IT STOP!
 
2013-03-26 11:49:09 PM
GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY WHAT THE F*CK IS TH....
www.trbimg.com
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO HO
 
2013-03-26 11:57:31 PM
This might be the most mind-meltingly stupid thing I've read in a long time, from the comments to TFA:


Client_Finders at 5:45 PM March 26, 2013At least the money went for FOOD instead of weed, liquor, crack, etc. Y'all Democrats can't have it both ways.  You want my damn money for BS, but when two Americans who don't qualify for anything are hungry and show up to eat, then you want to be...all of sudden...conservative?  Y'all tripping...even after election day.

Seriously, what the hell is this.  If it's a trolling attempt, I'd give it a 0/10.  If the person who wrote this is serious, I can't imagine that they're intelligent enough to know how to wipe their own ass after they take a dump.
 
2013-03-27 12:02:30 AM

Godscrack: BarkingUnicorn: I can't tell whether they're liberals or conservatives.

[www.trbimg.com image 393x525]


Godscrack: BarkingUnicorn: I can't tell whether they're liberals or conservatives.

[www.trbimg.com image 393x525]


   Michael Corleone says hello...

 
2013-03-27 12:16:31 AM
i46.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-27 02:13:58 AM
And they stole the flatware on the way out too.
 
2013-03-27 03:55:30 AM

jake_lex: This might be the most mind-meltingly stupid thing I've read in a long time, from the comments to TFA:


Client_Finders at 5:45 PM March 26, 2013At least the money went for FOOD instead of weed, liquor, crack, etc. Y'all Democrats can't have it both ways.  You want my damn money for BS, but when two Americans who don't qualify for anything are hungry and show up to eat, then you want to be...all of sudden...conservative?  Y'all tripping...even after election day.

Seriously, what the hell is this.  If it's a trolling attempt, I'd give it a 0/10.  If the person who wrote this is serious, I can't imagine that they're intelligent enough to know how to wipe their own ass after they take a dump.


Clearly this fella is a fark politics tab regular.
 
2013-03-27 05:38:18 AM
Heh. My wife would cheerfully pay their tab, which is why we agree that she doesn't control our finances.
 
2013-03-27 05:42:37 AM
Don't they just let you go into the back and wash dishes to work off the cost of the meal anymore?
 
2013-03-27 05:44:25 AM
www.trbimg.com

Meanwhile, behind the camera...

b.vimeocdn.com
 
2013-03-27 05:45:08 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Don't they just let you go into the back and wash dishes to work off the cost of the meal anymore?


www.iamnotastalker.com
 
2013-03-27 06:03:29 AM
Thity five dollars?!? That's an OUTRAGE! If I were you, I wouldn't pay it.
 
2013-03-27 06:41:46 AM

Godscrack: BarkingUnicorn: I can't tell whether they're liberals or conservatives.

[www.trbimg.com image 393x525]

She can.


She looks libertarian.

/kidding
 
2013-03-27 06:42:20 AM
today is crazy day on Fark. just came from a thread where someone suggested dressing 18 year olds as teenagers.

BarkingUnicorn: I can't tell whether they're liberals or conservatives.

 
2013-03-27 06:50:11 AM
She looks like my old boss... and sounds about as smart.
 
2013-03-27 06:54:32 AM
So what are you suppose to do if when the check comes you find you've left your money at home?

I mean, other than skip out on the bill, but I assume you're trying to be honest here.
 
2013-03-27 07:12:56 AM

Raw_fishFood: So what are you suppose to do if when the check comes you find you've left your money at home?

I mean, other than skip out on the bill, but I assume you're trying to be honest here.


Use a credit or debit card. Most people don't even carry cash anymore.
 
2013-03-27 07:24:31 AM

Godscrack: BarkingUnicorn: I can't tell whether they're liberals or conservatives.

[www.trbimg.com image 393x525]

She can.


But can she see why kids love Cinamon Toast Crunch?
 
2013-03-27 07:29:37 AM

Abacus9: Raw_fishFood: So what are you suppose to do if when the check comes you find you've left your money at home?

I mean, other than skip out on the bill, but I assume you're trying to be honest here.

Use a credit or debit card. Most people don't even carry cash anymore.


your SUPPOSED to go to that Panera Bread (in Detroit) where you don't have to pay
 
2013-03-27 07:31:10 AM
Couple with only $8 racks up Denny's bill .

A $35 bill is 'racking up'? When I think 'racking up' I think in the hundreds.
But then again, I'm just a middle class white guy. I guess it depends on your position in society. If you make good money, 'racking up' charges could be well into the thousands. If you're part of the social elite 'racking up' could be 2 Goddamn yatchs. If you voted for Obama, 'racking up' could be a pack of Newports and a 40.

/notice I said 'could be' not 'is' :P
 
2013-03-27 07:34:54 AM

Raw_fishFood: So what are you suppose to do if when the check comes you find you've left your money at home?

I mean, other than skip out on the bill, but I assume you're trying to be honest here.


Back in the day the standard was to leave your wallet/driver's license/spouse at the restaurant and haul ass to find some money to come back and pay your bill, apologizing profusely at every stage.

Nowadays, most people would probably just use a cell phone to call someone to come help.
 
2013-03-27 07:37:01 AM
"...most certainly don't threaten other customers for refusing to pay for you ."

B-b-but I'm entitled! YOU owe me!

/expect more of this
 
2013-03-27 07:57:40 AM
Glad I wasn't the only one who noticed the woman with the really crazy bug eyes in the left bar. I actually laughed when I saw it.
 
2013-03-27 08:15:17 AM

ProdigalSigh: Raw_fishFood: So what are you suppose to do if when the check comes you find you've left your money at home?

I mean, other than skip out on the bill, but I assume you're trying to be honest here.

Back in the day the standard was to leave your wallet/driver's license/spouse at the restaurant and haul ass to find some money to come back and pay your bill, apologizing profusely at every stage.

Nowadays, most people would probably just use a cell phone to call someone to come help.


I wonder how often people left their wives as collateral, and just never came back. Seems a lot less trouble than a divorce.
 
2013-03-27 08:16:44 AM

MythDragon: A $35 bill is 'racking up'? When I think 'racking up' I think in the hundreds.


Hey man, thats at least 7 grand slams
 
2013-03-27 08:25:12 AM
Yea, but did they leave a good tip?
 
2013-03-27 08:36:56 AM
Mmmmmm - the Grand Slam
a.espncdn.com
Better catch that butter before it slids off.....
 
2013-03-27 08:57:25 AM

MythDragon: Couple with only $8 racks up Denny's bill .

A $35 bill is 'racking up'? When I think 'racking up' I think in the hundreds.
But then again, I'm just a middle class white guy. I guess it depends on your position in society. If you make good money, 'racking up' charges could be well into the thousands. If you're part of the social elite 'racking up' could be 2 Goddamn yatchs. If you voted for Obama, 'racking up' could be a pack of Newports and a 40.

/notice I said 'could be' not 'is' :P


Dude it's Denny's. You'd be hard pressed to find something on the menu that costs over $12, and they don't serve liquor. It takes effort, hence "racking up".

Not that I would know. I'm mid-to-upper middle class and I only dine at a local mom and pop place you've probably never heard of.
 
2013-03-27 09:31:12 AM
"[Deputies] found two sets of Denny's utensils in Baker's right front pocket. "

That's a nice touch.
 
2013-03-27 09:35:45 AM
Hey, you celebrate passover your way I'll celebrate it my way.

It's not like there's some rule book that says one way is correct and the other isn't.

/Jeez!
 
2013-03-27 10:02:03 AM

Onkel Buck: "...most certainly don't threaten other customers for refusing to pay for you ."

B-b-but I'm entitled! YOU owe me!

/expect more of this


This would have been all over The Blaze, Breitbart, and Fox News by now if these folks were black
 
2013-03-27 10:34:48 AM
This thread has racked up 35 comments.
 
2013-03-27 11:17:46 AM

karmaceutical: Onkel Buck: "...most certainly don't threaten other customers for refusing to pay for you ."

B-b-but I'm entitled! YOU owe me!

/expect more of this

This would have been all over The Blaze, Breitbart, and Fox News by now if these folks were black


Seeing as NBC doctored Zimmermans 911 call to make it a race issue, you might be right
 
2013-03-27 12:04:50 PM

fo_sho!: MythDragon: Couple with only $8 racks up Denny's bill .

A $35 bill is 'racking up'? When I think 'racking up' I think in the hundreds.
But then again, I'm just a middle class white guy. I guess it depends on your position in society. If you make good money, 'racking up' charges could be well into the thousands. If you're part of the social elite 'racking up' could be 2 Goddamn yatchs. If you voted for Obama, 'racking up' could be a pack of Newports and a 40.

/notice I said 'could be' not 'is' :P

Dude it's Denny's. You'd be hard pressed to find something on the menu that costs over $12, and they don't serve liquor. It takes effort, hence "racking up".

Not that I would know. I'm mid-to-upper middle class and I only dine at a local mom and pop place you've probably never heard of.


Effort? Two $9 plates, one $7 app, and two $3 shakes/sodas. Thats $31 +tax.
 
2013-03-27 01:06:21 PM

BarkingUnicorn: I can't tell whether they're liberals or conservatives.


How does that even matter? Judging by that statement I can guess that you are liberal.
 
2013-03-27 01:36:28 PM
Behold the power of FARK! No more paywall at this shaitty site!
/Googly eyed chick wasn't at Dennys
 
2013-03-27 02:39:51 PM

Raw_fishFood: So what are you suppose to do if when the check comes you find you've left your money at home?

I mean, other than skip out on the bill, but I assume you're trying to be honest here.


That's easy. You call your buddy, Mike Damone, and ask him to bring you your wallet. While waiting for him to show up you stall the waitress by ordering another round of Cokes for you and your date.
 
2013-03-27 03:05:21 PM

Bathia_Mapes: jake_lex: This might be the most mind-meltingly stupid thing I've read in a long time, from the comments to TFA:


Client_Finders at 5:45 PM March 26, 2013At least the money went for FOOD instead of weed, liquor, crack, etc. Y'all Democrats can't have it both ways.  You want my damn money for BS, but when two Americans who don't qualify for anything are hungry and show up to eat, then you want to be...all of sudden...conservative?  Y'all tripping...even after election day.

Seriously, what the hell is this.  If it's a trolling attempt, I'd give it a 0/10.  If the person who wrote this is serious, I can't imagine that they're intelligent enough to know how to wipe their own ass after they take a dump.

Clearly this fella is a fark politics tab regular.


Eerily similar to the work done by a Farker whose handle rhymes with "Trike Slowell"
 
2013-03-27 04:21:02 PM
These deadbeat republicans and their threatening others to pay for their shiat or else.

/Watch check out lines in the market or occasionally Wallyworld and see them mooch 5 bucks from the others in line or have to choose between beer or diapers.
//Beer wins out and the kid can get diapers from the t-shirt rack at Goodwill.
 
2013-03-27 06:31:12 PM

EvilEgg: And they stole the flatware on the way out too.



  fork it....
 
2013-03-27 07:15:01 PM
at least they weren't black
 
2013-03-28 01:59:08 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Raw_fishFood: So what are you suppose to do if when the check comes you find you've left your money at home?

I mean, other than skip out on the bill, but I assume you're trying to be honest here.

That's easy. You call your buddy, Mike Damone, and ask him to bring you your wallet. While waiting for him to show up you stall the waitress by ordering another round of Cokes for you and your date.


This. And while we're at it, Kashmir is NOT on Led Zeppelin IV!
 
2013-03-28 02:00:57 AM

Onkel Buck: karmaceutical: Onkel Buck: "...most certainly don't threaten other customers for refusing to pay for you ."

B-b-but I'm entitled! YOU owe me!

/expect more of this

This would have been all over The Blaze, Breitbart, and Fox News by now if these folks were black

Seeing as NBC doctored Zimmermans 911 call to make it a race issue, you might be right


Not playing an entire taped conversation =/= doctoring. It was edited for length, the full version's content is pretty much the same.
 
2013-03-28 03:34:58 AM

Abacus9: Bathia_Mapes: Raw_fishFood: So what are you suppose to do if when the check comes you find you've left your money at home?

I mean, other than skip out on the bill, but I assume you're trying to be honest here.

That's easy. You call your buddy, Mike Damone, and ask him to bring you your wallet. While waiting for him to show up you stall the waitress by ordering another round of Cokes for you and your date.

This. And while we're at it, Kashmir is NOT on Led Zeppelin IV!


Correct. It's from their from their sixth album, Physical Graffiti,
 
2013-03-28 04:08:50 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Abacus9: Bathia_Mapes: Raw_fishFood: So what are you suppose to do if when the check comes you find you've left your money at home?

I mean, other than skip out on the bill, but I assume you're trying to be honest here.

That's easy. You call your buddy, Mike Damone, and ask him to bring you your wallet. While waiting for him to show up you stall the waitress by ordering another round of Cokes for you and your date.

This. And while we're at it, Kashmir is NOT on Led Zeppelin IV!

Correct. It's from their from their sixth album, Physical Graffiti,


I know, that just always bugged me. I'm not sure if it was an editing problem or to make Ratner look like he got it wrong.
 
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