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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)   If you're running for Sheriff you should avoid calling a campaign volunteer a profane name and then threaten to cut off his hands and eat them   (post-gazette.com) divider line 38
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2013-03-26 11:11:36 PM
Unless it's your opponent's campaign volunteer and you're running in Maricopa County,  AZ.  Then you'll win.
 
2013-03-27 12:00:45 AM
But what if you're Governor? Does that at least allow you to bite off fingers?
 
2013-03-27 01:09:59 AM
You'd have to make soup or stew out of them. They're way too bony otherwise.
Smoked, maybe.
 
2013-03-27 01:33:07 AM
why?
 
2013-03-27 01:33:13 AM
Mr. Sainovich said his client was referring to himself.
"I think that's what he meant -- that he would cut off his hand and eat his own hand before he [would shake] hands" with Mr. Fleishman, Mr. Sainovich said.


Right, counselor, that makes him sound so much saner and more reasonable.
 
2013-03-27 01:33:15 AM
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Approves.
 
2013-03-27 01:35:14 AM
He must have a brother named Carl. They get cravings for hands now and again.
 
2013-03-27 01:35:26 AM

Seriously, this guy looks crazy and it looks like they pulled this picture out of a dumpster.

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2013-03-27 01:35:57 AM

CaptSacto: You'd have to make soup or stew out of them. They're way too bony otherwise.
Smoked, maybe.


Pickled.

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2013-03-27 01:43:36 AM
What if the volunteer had a rumbling in his belly?  One that only hands can cure?
 
2013-03-27 01:48:38 AM

Despair of the Cheese: He must have a brother named Carl. They get cravings for hands now and again.



Finger sammiches.
 
2013-03-27 01:49:29 AM

Gyrfalcon: Mr. Sainovich said his client was referring to himself.
"I think that's what he meant -- that he would cut off his hand and eat his own hand before he [would shake] hands" with Mr. Fleishman, Mr. Sainovich said.

Right, counselor, that makes him sound so much saner and more reasonable.



Oyster on the halfshell, m'dear.
 
2013-03-27 01:52:27 AM

Dr.Zom: Seriously, this guy looks crazy and it looks like they pulled this picture out of a dumpster.

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2013-03-27 01:52:35 AM
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2013-03-27 01:53:45 AM

wildcardjack: CaptSacto: You'd have to make soup or stew out of them. They're way too bony otherwise.
Smoked, maybe.

Pickled.

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Point taken. I'd forgotten that little delicacy from my youth.
Gawd those things are nasty.
 
2013-03-27 02:00:52 AM
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guy's a psycho. no vote from me, man
 
2013-03-27 02:02:48 AM
Seriously, this guy looks crazy and it looks like they pulled this picture out of a dumpster.

It's not his fault they don't have a Wendy's in his town.
 
2013-03-27 02:03:29 AM

Amos Quito: Despair of the Cheese: He must have a brother named Carl. They get cravings for hands now and again.


Finger sammiches.


A handwich, if you will.
 
2013-03-27 02:04:15 AM

wildcardjack: Pickled.


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2013-03-27 02:05:35 AM
The comments on that site contain some of the usual weapons-grade derp.
 
2013-03-27 02:12:57 AM

wildcardjack: CaptSacto: You'd have to make soup or stew out of them. They're way too bony otherwise.
Smoked, maybe.

Pickled.

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Due to age, the flesh would be gamy and tough, unless slow cooked.  Possibly acceptable if boiled or simmered slowly for the gelatin, to make a good, rich stock for soups or stews.

I'm sure the pig's feet would be good for something, too.
 
2013-03-27 02:17:51 AM

What_Would_Jimi_Do: wildcardjack: Pickled.

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You better put some water on that shiat!
 
2013-03-27 02:37:50 AM

Dr.Zom: Seriously, this guy looks crazy and it looks like they pulled this picture out of a dumpster.

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Mole-y mole-y mole-y mole-y mole-y mooooooooooole
 
2013-03-27 02:39:08 AM

Great Janitor: What if the volunteer had a rumbling in his belly?  One that only hands can cure?


Cured hands... mmmmmm...
 
2013-03-27 03:39:10 AM
Recipe thread?
 
2013-03-27 03:40:04 AM

Dr.Zom: Seriously, this guy looks crazy and it looks like they pulled this picture out of a dumpster.


Seriously crazy...  Wonder if he'll still have that silly smile on his face when a few good ol` boys, or better yet.. 600# BUBBA, gives him a welcoming PITA when he visits the lock up (Also lovingly referred to as the 'pokey')...
 
2013-03-27 04:03:51 AM
I can vouch for this guys nuttiness.
 
2013-03-27 04:35:25 AM
It's not enough for law enforcement officers to simply abide by the law," Pennsylvania attorney general Kathleen Kane said in a prepared statement. "They must also set a good example for others. "

They what now?

LOL!
 
2013-03-27 05:01:18 AM
for a beaver county sheriff, he looks like a big pussy.

/the beaver countian made my head spin for a moment, not really sure why.
 
2013-03-27 05:58:58 AM
According to the Pennsylvania attorney general's office, Sheriff David told the volunteer he would "cut [the man's] hands off and eat them" and, months later, said he would "blow [a reporter's] brains out."


Hold your head up high and blow your brains out!
 
2013-03-27 06:15:25 AM
That depends on the county and whether or not the campaign volunteer is a minority.
 
2013-03-27 06:27:34 AM
Y'mean threating to kill and eat someone is against the law? If only there was someone nearby to advise him of this....oh wait.
 
2013-03-27 07:00:42 AM
Lady fingers they taste just like lady fingers...
 
2013-03-27 08:07:29 AM

Gyrfalcon: Mr. Sainovich said his client was referring to himself.
"I think that's what he meant -- that he would cut off his hand and eat his own hand before he [would shake] hands" with Mr. Fleishman, Mr. Sainovich said.

Right, counselor, that makes him sound so much saner and more reasonable.


Came to say this.
 
2013-03-27 09:10:09 AM

Dr.Zom: Seriously, this guy looks crazy and it looks like they pulled this picture out of a dumpster.

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They probably couldn't find a reporter willing to get close to him again.

I would vote for this guy for two reasons:
First, he sounds really tough on crime.
Second, if he is going to arrest you for any drug related charge, you can rest assured that he personally knows the dangers of the drugs he is busting you for, for it appears he has tested the affects of bathsalts.  You know for research.
 
2013-03-27 09:28:11 AM
Joe Arpaio is up for election again?
 
2013-03-27 09:45:45 AM

Abacus9: Amos Quito: Despair of the Cheese: He must have a brother named Carl. They get cravings for hands now and again.


Finger sammiches.

A handwich, if you will.


A sandwich is a sandwich, but a handwich is a meal!
 
2013-03-27 01:25:32 PM
Is this the same area where they incarcerated kids for private prison profit, or  is that another part of PA?
 
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