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Penn State to honor Dick Lippin--again, Triumph out of service after being pooped on, and a new Chinese keylogger called Wa Ching Yu: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 3/17 - 3/23
Posted by Unfreakable at 2013-03-26 5:39:24 PM (2 comments) | Permalink

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Nothing new to report this week, enjoy the headlines.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2013-03-17 to Sat 2013-03-23:

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  Man born without a penis getting one made from his arm - he should have asked for a foot at least    
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  Child trapped in pizza machine suffers broken knuckles, hopefully does not have to have his hand tossed    
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  England slated to get six inches, encouraged to lie back and think of itself    
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  EA CEO steps down, will drive home to the first available unoccupied house    
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  Half of all Americans have more credit card debt than savings. The other half are childless    
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  Penn State to honor Dick Lippin. Again?    
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  Carnival cancels cruises after taking Triumph out of service for being pooped on    
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  Jane Goodall tramps all over the rights of other authors, plagiarizes bits of their work for her own book    
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  Woman gives birth to baby on highway during rush hour, marking the first time a project on the PA Turnpike was completed in nine months    
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  Voice coach says that using a sex toy gives singers an extra octave. Possibly two, depending on where they use it    
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  Fetus found in hospital trash bin, officially kicking off prom season    
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Sports:

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  Miami Heat makes it 23 in a row, send Kevin Garnett a case of Honey Nut Cheerios to get well soon    
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  Paternity suit dropped against Michael Jordan. It looks like there will be no heir Jordan    
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  Getting hit with a track and field projectile can be fatal. Discus    
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Geek:

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  Apple applies to patent phones that know they're falling and turn in mid-air to avoid breaking their screens. Subby can't decide whether to fasten one to a cat, or to a piece of buttered toast    
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  Chinese to use computer operating system with pre-installed keylogger to be named Wa Ching Yu    
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  Pentium turns 20.006086033530565    
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Entertainment:

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  Lindsay Lohan sees rehab as the answer. But not very clearly    
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  Hacker with exquisite taste deletes all of Soulja Boy's videos off YouTube    
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  Kiefer Sutherland to play the villain in "Pompeii," so add Volcano to his impressive list of roles    
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Politics:

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  Bill Clinton urges another Democrat to challenge McConnell. Clearly, he wants Judd all to himself    
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  Mexican politician sues her opponents for claiming she likes to be polled by the electorate    
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  March Madness continues: St. Ronnie's Budget Hawks upset by Washington RINOs 59-40    
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Business:

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  New 787 Dreamliner batteries will totally not catch fire says Boeing Engineering Vice President Hindenberg    
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  Carnival Cruise Lines says it will spend double on repairs in 2013. Of course, anyone doing the math knows that two times nothing is still nothing    
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  Nike 3Q profits top estimates, despite paying out $23 for total labor costs    
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2 Comments     (+0 »)
 
 
2013-03-26 05:53:59 PM  
The first 2 are HOTY material. Good stuff
 
2013-03-27 05:30:35 AM  
Loved the Penn State one, but the Triumph one was one of the best of all time...

/for me to poop on!
 
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