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(retroCrush)   Embarassing Peepshow Stories (not safe for work)   ( divider line
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2001-11-29 12:06:33 AM  

I don't even really like strip clubs. It's all an unfulfilled promise. These girls are never going to have sex with you, why would you sit there and watch them for that amount of money? If a girl gets naked in front of me, I'm not going to stop her, but if I have to pay like fifty bucks for it and then not get any sex out of the deal, no thank you.
2001-11-29 12:11:59 AM  
Comedy gold on this one.

"It was like my Mom walking in on me back in high school."
2001-11-29 12:15:57 AM  
"I went to a peepshow parlor once.The woman had a penis,and I was scared!"
2001-11-29 12:17:11 AM  
Ha! That was a pretty lame story...A friend of mine owns and operates the only peepshow place of its kind in good ole ames IA. He's told me some pretty funny shiat that has occured there.
2001-11-29 12:26:19 AM  
A friend of mine who is very germ phobic went into a peep booth at like 3 in the morning, a bit drunk, and he fell asleep. The stripper is getting done with her shift, puts her clothes on and is walking out. The guys friends are wondering where the hell he is, and finally like 10 minutes later he comes stumbling out. After he realizes he leaned against a wall that was probably covered in man goo he totally freaks out.
2001-11-29 12:26:33 AM  
You guys down in the States don't get full nudity, do you? If I'm not mistaken, only their tops can come off. I feel sorry for all of you. ;)
2001-11-29 12:37:07 AM  
Depending on what State you are in, you can have full nudity if they don't serve alcohol. I am pretty sure there are some places where you can BYOB and see the whole deal.
2001-11-29 12:39:21 AM  
nothing wrong with man butter........just as long as it aint in my cheek
2001-11-29 12:48:57 AM  

We sure do

Mitchell Brothers is one of the best around. Full nudity plus services (if you know how to ask)


Hope my HTML works. If not:
2001-11-29 01:01:02 AM  
I liked how he signed the article Louis Smith

Full circle comedy at its best.
2001-11-29 01:21:19 AM  
Texas is a BYOB state. Last time I was in a full nude place the guys at the next table brought a 55 gallon trash can with a nicely iced down keg. No shiating.

Totally naked girls all over, three stages for dollar dances, 20 bux for lap dances. then there are VIP rooms for private lap dances. Its fun to light up a big stogie so the dancers won't keep bugging you, kick back with a nice 12 pack of good beer you brought with you and watch the other fools pay for lap dances.

The best part is to get friendly with a girl and give her free beer and just be cool about it, no pressure to do free dances and shiat. After a while they figure out you aren't some weirdo looking for free dances and then the start giving you free dances (sometimes with friends). Very cool.

Just don't take them home. I remember driving a girl home one night at 5 am, wondering why people kept flashing their brights at me. After about the third one we drove into a section of the highway with steetlights and everybody realized at the same time that.. hey, the line in the high way is white, not yellow... hey, we're on the wrong farking side of a 4 lane divided highway!

Boy, I felt sheeeepish.
2001-11-29 01:21:48 AM  
odlid, so how do you ask?
2001-11-29 01:51:29 AM  
funny funny stuff.
2001-11-29 01:57:11 AM  
heheheh ... and did you notice the 'porn links' at the end link to Fark?
2001-11-29 02:03:47 AM  
2001-11-29 02:15:55 AM  
Odlid, Quadratron

Oregon has full nudity, full service bars... PDX has perhaps 50 all nude clubs with all alcohol (although some only have beer and wine). Almost all of them are no cover, unlike stupid Mitchell Bros.

More titty bars per capita here than anywhere else.

It's totally, totally ridiculous.

Christ I'm glad I'm Mormon.
2001-11-29 02:17:36 AM  
That's some of the funniest shiat I have ever read.
Is it just me or is retrocrush getting to be one bad ass website or what? Does seem to need better navigation. Still seems to be getting better daily.
2001-11-29 02:17:42 AM  
Actually that should read Nephi, I'm glad I'm Mormon.

Or Moroni, I'm glad I'm Mormon.
2001-11-29 02:19:17 AM  
I love the place in SE PDX where the waitresses are topless, bottles of Henry's are 2.25, no cover, two stripper stages, and get this- it's not a strip[ club. It's a sports bar. Yep, nothing like March MAdness at the Double Dribble...
2001-11-29 02:29:04 AM  
Jiggles in OR...for 18 and up, I hear both bad and good things. :)
2001-11-29 02:47:15 AM  
Hey i have been to such a nude bar in atlanta, they are full nude showing all tunnels.

Tell me can i photograph them?
2001-11-29 02:52:31 AM  
Dragoon They charge a cover because they lost their liquor license, so I don't go there.But yep, you only have to 18.

Dili Uhhh, no. Get an x-10.

2001-11-29 02:54:44 AM  
I was pretty sure last I heard "stories" is plural. Meaning more than one.

The mormon needs a moment with the bishop.
I'll be in the bathroom with the bishop's wife.
2001-11-29 03:02:41 AM  
=:( ???
2001-11-29 05:27:44 AM  
I went to the Vatican once and saw a popeshow.

2001-11-29 05:56:12 AM  
Or a plumbers' merchants for a pipeshow.

*tries to catch up with Goatman264*
2001-11-29 06:02:37 AM  
*Stops a moment*

Surely that's a peepshow for women?
2001-11-29 06:32:20 AM  
Everest. My main dealing with a vehicle going the wrong way on a 4-lane divided highway was with an 18-wheeler going southbound on I-81 North.

At 7 pm on a Saturday after a long day at a quizbowl tournament, it was somewhat scary for the five of us in the car.

2001-11-29 09:22:49 AM  
Goatman264 - Not an enjoyable one, based on most of the plumbers I've ever seen.
Could you see naked dogs at a pupshow ?
2001-11-29 09:56:12 AM  
Goatman264: What about all the gynecologists out there? They get a pap show every day!
2001-11-29 09:57:55 AM  
hows about letting us in on the kooky peepshow stories, might as well, I'm bored.
2001-11-29 11:00:07 AM  
Redbull_UK: Yep, you're right.

*starts running again*

*stops, thinks*

Except, "pipes", eh? Geddit? "Pipes"? Sounds a bit like...

2001-11-29 11:02:17 AM  
Illinois, just on the other side of St. Louis, serves alcohol and allows full nudity.
2001-11-29 11:27:49 AM  
My howse, down by the market, allows full nudity, most drugs and alcohol.
2001-11-29 11:49:34 AM  
2001-11-29 11:59:16 AM  
Oompaloompa: Here, take this.

*hands over fat spliff*

2001-11-29 12:03:34 PM  
How is theis shiat not safe for work?


2001-11-29 12:52:17 PM  
I thought he said his name wasn't Louis, but that's the name at the bottom of the article.

And what was he so upset about when the chick took his dollar and left. I'd say she farked just wasn't good for him, it was good for her.
2001-11-29 01:14:30 PM  
Yep, there's nothing like drinking a $2.00 cola (because they don't serve beer) while watching some completly bored topless chick dance slowly and asexually to a Lionel-farkin-Richie tune in a cage. Thank you for that good time, Gainesville.
(And they took my pocketknife at the door as if this display was going to drive me into a frenzy of harmful knifeplay.)

I got a bachelor party to go to in March in Orlando. Help us out O-town Farkers (isn't that a snack food?)-- where do we go? Is Club Juana still open?
2001-11-29 01:40:51 PM  
I put the NSFW dislcaimer on this cause I figured the text was certainly NSFW. I was going to put some pictures of peepshow girls in, but I fell in love with those neon signs and decided to go with that. I'm thinking of doing a retroCRUSH peepshow neon sign style t-shirt now.
2001-11-29 01:47:26 PM  

You folks need to move up here to Canada!

In Ontario, all peeler-bars are full nudity. (I honestly didn't know there was any other kind!) Right next door in Quebec is a whole 'nother world... The "Pigalle" in Gatineau has the standard peelers, then a special "headliner" act. Last time I went they were featuring some lovely lady dubbed "The Human Candelabra". I won't go into details, but suffice it to say what she did with three long white candles was.. um.. unique. (She lit a spectator's cigarette with one & whispered "Look ma! No Hands!")

On top of a great show, Friday afternoons is "2 large draft beer and a full roast beef dinner for $5.00" day! Food, booze and boobies! Who says there's no heaven?

2001-11-29 03:34:08 PM  
Yea but it's Quebec...isn't it ravaged by moose, endangered Expo fans, and polar bears this time of year?
2001-11-30 12:01:42 AM  
Wait a minute, 5 Canadian bucks for beer and roast beef?

Heck, that translates to like 74 cents! Hmmm, how far is this Ontario place from Minnesota?
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