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(ARL Now)   Not news: Roommate draws a penis on you while you're passed out News: You wake up and beat him and then get arrested for assault Fark: You forget to wash off the penis and it shows up in your mugshot   (arlnow.com) divider line 27
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2013-03-26 09:43:59 PM
8 votes:
beergogglehell.com
swagct.com
2013-03-26 09:11:16 PM
4 votes:
You know what happened to me?  My roommate didn't just draw a penis on my face.  He traced his own rock hard on my face!  Traced it!   I should've killed him.  But I ended blowing him instead.   Oddly, I still drink.
2013-03-26 09:17:16 PM
3 votes:
i21.photobucket.com

I have a dick on my face, don't I?
2013-03-26 11:39:51 PM
2 votes:
basemetal:   It's not me that keeps me off jury duty, it's my honest answers and ability to think for myself that scares em off.

You are a WINNER, don't forget it.
2013-03-26 09:28:48 PM
2 votes:
He's lucky this didn't go down in Steubenville.
2013-03-26 08:56:26 PM
2 votes:
a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
2013-03-27 01:41:53 AM
1 votes:
Maybe he drew that penis himself. it looks backwards.
2013-03-26 11:13:50 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com i.imgur.com i.imgur.com i.imgur.com
2013-03-26 10:35:31 PM
1 votes:
He's lucky the smart ass who drew the penis on his face didn't go for total realism and jizz on his face.
2013-03-26 10:24:04 PM
1 votes:
Mug shot of roommate in question:
25.media.tumblr.com
Really, FARKers? I'm posting the first post to do this!? I am disappoint.


/How did I do that?
2013-03-26 10:15:36 PM
1 votes:
31-year-old

You have 2 roommates and get drunk and draw penises on each other's faces.
You're either gay or you're the biggest farking loser ever.
2013-03-26 09:29:12 PM
1 votes:
i466.photobucket.com
2013-03-26 09:27:43 PM
1 votes:
It wasn't the drawing that set him off. It was the realization that there was a reason for that dream he was having about eating a salty popsicle.
2013-03-26 09:27:01 PM
1 votes:

Kanemano: white people problems


Yep.

i466.photobucket.com
2013-03-26 09:25:57 PM
1 votes:
i466.photobucket.com
2013-03-26 09:24:44 PM
1 votes:
i466.photobucket.com
2013-03-26 09:17:01 PM
1 votes:
This would never have happened if the victim had been armed with a penis.
2013-03-26 09:14:09 PM
1 votes:
It could have been worse:

yourtattoosucks.com
2013-03-26 09:12:00 PM
1 votes:

Kif_D: Um, yea subby, that's the downside of using a permanent marker on skin, it DOESN'T WASH OFF!  imo the roommate who did the drawing got exactly what he deserved.  Objection overruled.  Case dismissed.


Sharpie comes off with ethanol, which I'm sure they had plenty of.

GWSuperfan: Kif_D: that's the downside of using a permanent marker on skin, it DOESN'T WASH OFF!

Vaseline lotion will take that right off.


This too, and given he was a cawk on his face I'm sure he's got plenty of vaseline around.
2013-03-26 09:11:07 PM
1 votes:

IbiEvacua: talk about an overreaction. I wonder how this guy handles real world events.


True. Reacting to your roommate's passing out by drawing genitals on his face is a bit of an overreaction to the situation. Normal people would have left the roommate alone or checked that he wasn't going to choke on his vomit. The roommate really needs to learn how to conduct himself in the real world.
2013-03-26 09:08:23 PM
1 votes:
Aren't these guys a little old to be underage drinking?

Anyways, you can tell by this thread that many a dicks have been drawn on the posters in this thread.
2013-03-26 09:03:15 PM
1 votes:

DickDarlington: What a dick...


Umm..What a dickhead.

where is the mugshot?
2013-03-26 08:54:47 PM
1 votes:
Hazing is for fraternities.  Try that crap anywhere else gets you a punch in the face.
It's science.
2013-03-26 08:54:24 PM
1 votes:
What a dick...
2013-03-26 08:42:53 PM
1 votes:

wambu: No jury in the world should convict him.

They should convict the roommate, however. Why was he not arrested as well?


Arrested for what? Playing a harmless prank on a drunk roommate?
2013-03-26 08:01:33 PM
1 votes:
I am disappoint. Expected better graphics.
2013-03-26 08:01:16 PM
1 votes:
As a jurist, I would not convict him. The roommate put himself in that situation.

/another reason I'll never serve jury duty
 
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