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2013-03-26 08:01:16 PM
9 votes:
As a jurist, I would not convict him. The roommate put himself in that situation.

/another reason I'll never serve jury duty
2013-03-26 09:11:07 PM
3 votes:

IbiEvacua: talk about an overreaction. I wonder how this guy handles real world events.


True. Reacting to your roommate's passing out by drawing genitals on his face is a bit of an overreaction to the situation. Normal people would have left the roommate alone or checked that he wasn't going to choke on his vomit. The roommate really needs to learn how to conduct himself in the real world.
rka
2013-03-26 09:02:49 PM
3 votes:
Draw a dick on someone's face and you better be prepared for any attempted beatings that come your way.

If you win, fine.
If you lose, no acting like a biatch and calling the cops. Take your beating and STFU.

It's just one of the rules.
2013-03-26 09:00:59 PM
3 votes:
Um, yea subby, that's the downside of using a permanent marker on skin, it DOESN'T WASH OFF!  imo the roommate who did the drawing got exactly what he deserved.  Objection overruled.  Case dismissed.
2013-03-26 11:33:11 PM
2 votes:

duffblue: basemetal: As a jurist, I would not convict him. The roommate put himself in that situation.

/another reason I'll never serve jury duty

The point of doing your job as a citizen is helping to make sure justice is served. By not participating you are just enabling the cycle of injustice to continue.


It's not me that keeps me off jury duty, it's my honest answers and ability to think for myself that scares em off.
2013-03-26 10:30:59 PM
2 votes:
Why would a 31-year-old man even have roommates at all? By the time I was that age, even the idea of having a roommate gave me the heebee-jeebies, unless it was a girlfriend or a wife.
2013-03-26 10:15:36 PM
2 votes:
31-year-old

You have 2 roommates and get drunk and draw penises on each other's faces.
You're either gay or you're the biggest farking loser ever.
2013-03-26 09:19:39 PM
2 votes:

Summoner101: Bathia_Mapes: wambu: No jury in the world should convict him.

They should convict the roommate, however. Why was he not arrested as well?

Arrested for what? Playing a harmless prank on a drunk roommate?

Wouldn't it technically be battery as well?


Probably, if battery's interpreted loosely. As for those saying penisface was justified, the law allows for self-defense but not retaliation.
2013-03-26 09:05:59 PM
2 votes:
Did he have his shoes on or off when he passed out?   This makes all of the difference in the world!
2013-03-26 08:54:47 PM
2 votes:
Hazing is for fraternities.  Try that crap anywhere else gets you a punch in the face.
It's science.
2013-03-26 08:53:30 PM
2 votes:

Bathia_Mapes: wambu: No jury in the world should convict him.

They should convict the roommate, however. Why was he not arrested as well?

Arrested for what? Playing a harmless prank on a drunk roommate?


Wouldn't it technically be battery as well?
2013-03-26 08:35:36 PM
2 votes:
No jury in the world should convict him.

They should convict the roommate, however. Why was he not arrested as well?
2013-03-26 08:01:33 PM
2 votes:
I am disappoint. Expected better graphics.
2013-03-27 09:41:01 PM
1 votes:

TastyEloi: Why would a 31-year-old man even have roommates at all? By the time I was that age, even the idea of having a roommate gave me the heebee-jeebies, unless it was a girlfriend or a wife.


You obviously don't like in a major city.  It's common.
2013-03-27 02:28:39 AM
1 votes:

The Southern Dandy: If you rape my face with a marker when I'm passed out, you deserve a beating.


Fair enough, but if you don't wake the guy up before you beat his ass, you're a biatch and probably deserve more than a dick on your face.
2013-03-26 11:28:05 PM
1 votes:

tbhouston: 31...three roommates???? ROFL


He's in Arlington, living there can be pricy.
2013-03-26 11:28:03 PM
1 votes:

TheJoe03: ReapTheChaos: So if I come up to you on the street and draw on your face it's cool with you? Just a harmless prank right?

Are you seriously comparing the two? By making the person drawn on a stranger it moves it from harmless prank to just crazy behavior, but you already knew that.

/I never even partook in the whole "draw dicks on friends when passed out" thing, but damn some of you guys are really against it.
//I just never passed out around my white friends.


As far as I've seen, it was the belligerent drunks that got the treatment.  The real mean drunks that liked to fight, break your shiat, throw up in your laundry basket, the kind of sad farkers that will end up never being a good guy, just the farkwhit that treated everyone around him as objects to be used(bummer of cigs"I don't smoke if I don't buy them", wheedled people to fetch his drinks, ditch people at the bar, etc).

I think that's why these guys are against it so vehemently.  They're the same sort of pass out drunk after pissing in your buddie's shoes asshole that gets the same treatment, probably got a dick or three on their faces at one time.  That they're in here playing internet tough guy only backs up that guess.

I drew on people, sure, just not on faces.  We'd pull down their socks and write vile things, and then pull their socks back on.  Those guys either learned their lesson and started to behave, or they never talked to us again.  Why the passive aggressiveness?  Because no matter how bad these dildos get, they deny it up and down when you tell them, and do it again the next weekend.  Give them some sort of physical proof, it's suddenly a lot more believable.
/this was also before everyone had phones capable of video.
//even at that, I suppose the horrid drunks don't exactly notify you so you get the chance to catch it on video
2013-03-26 11:26:12 PM
1 votes:

Hebalo: Police should have questioned, found out what the roommate did to drunky, told roommate `that`s what you get`, and left.


SO MUCH THIS.
2013-03-26 10:46:20 PM
1 votes:
Police should have questioned, found out what the roommate did to drunky, told roommate `that`s what you get`, and left.
2013-03-26 10:28:09 PM
1 votes:

MrHappyRotter: Why would sexual orientation matter?


The whole fascination with dicks? I always kind of saw stuff like that as homoerotic behavior, in the repressed frat boy kind of way.
2013-03-26 10:25:04 PM
1 votes:

Begoggle: 31-year-old

You have 2 roommates and get drunk and draw penises on each other's faces.
You're either gay or you're the biggest farking loser ever.


Why would sexual orientation matter? And, I'm pretty sure there are lots of us on here who are actually bigger losers.  In fact, I'm sure of it.
2013-03-26 09:48:41 PM
1 votes:

ReapTheChaos: So if I come up to you on the street and draw on your face it's cool with you? Just a harmless prank right?


Are you seriously comparing the two? By making the person drawn on a stranger it moves it from harmless prank to just crazy behavior, but you already knew that.

/I never even partook in the whole "draw dicks on friends when passed out" thing, but damn some of you guys are really against it.
//I just never passed out around my white friends.
2013-03-26 09:18:59 PM
1 votes:

Bathia_Mapes: Arrested for what? Playing a harmless prank on a drunk roommate?


So if I come up to you on the street and draw on your face it's cool with you? Just a harmless prank right?
2013-03-26 09:11:16 PM
1 votes:
You know what happened to me?  My roommate didn't just draw a penis on my face.  He traced his own rock hard on my face!  Traced it!   I should've killed him.  But I ended blowing him instead.   Oddly, I still drink.
2013-03-26 09:10:01 PM
1 votes:

TheJoe03: Aren't these guys a little old to be underage drinking?


Apparently 31 is the new 18.
2013-03-26 09:08:33 PM
1 votes:
Would've charged the dick drawer with battery if that was his approach.
2013-03-26 09:08:23 PM
1 votes:
Aren't these guys a little old to be underage drinking?

Anyways, you can tell by this thread that many a dicks have been drawn on the posters in this thread.
2013-03-26 09:01:27 PM
1 votes:
talk about an overreaction. I wonder how this guy handles real world events.
2013-03-26 08:42:53 PM
1 votes:

wambu: No jury in the world should convict him.

They should convict the roommate, however. Why was he not arrested as well?


Arrested for what? Playing a harmless prank on a drunk roommate?
 
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