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2013-03-26 09:35:17 PM  
Male genitalia thread!
 
2013-03-26 09:37:25 PM  
How is it that Arlnow.com has its own logo on Fark?
 
2013-03-26 09:37:29 PM  
Totally justified beating. Perfect case for jury nullification if it went that far.
 
2013-03-26 09:40:50 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-26 09:43:59 PM  
beergogglehell.com
swagct.com
 
2013-03-26 09:48:41 PM  

ReapTheChaos: So if I come up to you on the street and draw on your face it's cool with you? Just a harmless prank right?


Are you seriously comparing the two? By making the person drawn on a stranger it moves it from harmless prank to just crazy behavior, but you already knew that.

/I never even partook in the whole "draw dicks on friends when passed out" thing, but damn some of you guys are really against it.
//I just never passed out around my white friends.
 
2013-03-26 09:53:45 PM  

jaytkay: [beergogglehell.com image 600x427]
[swagct.com image 600x424]


ok.. that second one there got me.
 
2013-03-26 09:56:28 PM  
Arlington, Virginia? probably a rich, white, entitled, immature douchebag. I know. I live here.
 
2013-03-26 09:56:36 PM  

gunther_bumpass: jaytkay: [beergogglehell.com image 600x427]
[swagct.com image 600x424]

ok.. that second one there got me.


oh ya, frickin brilliant.
 
2013-03-26 10:01:18 PM  

TheJoe03: Are you seriously comparing the two? By making the person drawn on a stranger it moves it from harmless prank to just crazy behavior, but you already knew that.


No, it's crazy behavior either way.
 
2013-03-26 10:12:31 PM  
I call that evidence.
 
2013-03-26 10:12:33 PM  
Pass out around dicks, take chance you get drawn on

Draw on someone passed out, take ass beating w/o getting cops involved

These are fundamental rules of nature, not laws.
 
2013-03-26 10:14:42 PM  

TheJoe03: ReapTheChaos: So if I come up to you on the street and draw on your face it's cool with you? Just a harmless prank right?

Are you seriously comparing the two? By making the person drawn on a stranger it moves it from harmless prank to just crazy behavior, but you already knew that.

/I never even partook in the whole "draw dicks on friends when passed out" thing, but damn some of you guys are really against it.
//I just never passed out around my white friends.


Yes I'm seriously comparing the two, you're doing something to a person without their consent, taking advantage of them because they're passes out drunk only makes it worse.

Putting shaving cream in someones hand and tickling their nose is a prank, drawing on a person with permanent marker is assault.  All I can say is, I'm glad I'm old enough that when I was that age and drinking around friends, we weren't immature enough to pull an idiotic stunt like this.
 
2013-03-26 10:15:36 PM  
31-year-old

You have 2 roommates and get drunk and draw penises on each other's faces.
You're either gay or you're the biggest farking loser ever.
 
2013-03-26 10:24:04 PM  

Mug shot of roommate in question:
25.media.tumblr.com
Really, FARKers? I'm posting the Boobies to do this!? I am disappoint.



/How did I do that?
 
2013-03-26 10:25:04 PM  

Begoggle: 31-year-old

You have 2 roommates and get drunk and draw penises on each other's faces.
You're either gay or you're the biggest farking loser ever.


Why would sexual orientation matter? And, I'm pretty sure there are lots of us on here who are actually bigger losers.  In fact, I'm sure of it.
 
2013-03-26 10:28:09 PM  

MrHappyRotter: Why would sexual orientation matter?


The whole fascination with dicks? I always kind of saw stuff like that as homoerotic behavior, in the repressed frat boy kind of way.
 
2013-03-26 10:30:59 PM  
Why would a 31-year-old man even have roommates at all? By the time I was that age, even the idea of having a roommate gave me the heebee-jeebies, unless it was a girlfriend or a wife.
 
2013-03-26 10:31:47 PM  

TastyEloi: Why would a 31-year-old man even have roommates at all? By the time I was that age, even the idea of having a roommate gave me the heebee-jeebies, unless it was a girlfriend or a wife.


He's a Poor.
 
2013-03-26 10:31:52 PM  
Needs a jury of all men. They'll never convict him.
 
2013-03-26 10:33:05 PM  

99.998er: It could have been worse:

[yourtattoosucks.com image 549x703]


Could have been much worse...

NSFW Link
 
2013-03-26 10:34:14 PM  

TheJoe03: MrHappyRotter: Why would sexual orientation matter?

The whole fascination with dicks? I always kind of saw stuff like that as homoerotic behavior, in the repressed frat boy kind of way.


I'm fairly sure it's more a function of ridicule (ha ha, being gay and liking penis is equated with femininity, the bane of strapping heterosexual men) than homoerotic behavior, repressed sexuality, et. al.
 
2013-03-26 10:35:31 PM  
He's lucky the smart ass who drew the penis on his face didn't go for total realism and jizz on his face.
 
2013-03-26 10:41:27 PM  
31...three roommates???? ROFL
 
2013-03-26 10:44:15 PM  

Begoggle: 31-year-old

You have 2 roommates and get drunk and draw penises on each other's faces.
You're either gay or you're the biggest farking loser ever.


When I was 30 I lived with my then finance things didn't work out and I moved in with a couple of firends for about 6 months. I had a good job and certainly not a loser. Sometimes it just makes sense.
 
2013-03-26 10:44:49 PM  
Level of reading comprehension = FAIL.  Welcome to Idiocracy.
 
2013-03-26 10:45:03 PM  

SteelCityKid: I would have insisted the cops arrest the room mate as well, for assault and battery, it absolutely is. If the little pussy can do the crime and can't take his beating afterwards, he deserves it.


Battery yes, assault no.

Assault is the fear of on wanted touching.

Battery is unwanted touching.
 
2013-03-26 10:46:20 PM  
Police should have questioned, found out what the roommate did to drunky, told roommate `that`s what you get`, and left.
 
2013-03-26 10:54:09 PM  
Cops say the roommates admitted they sometimes play pranks on each other while intoxicated.

youdontsay.jpg
 
2013-03-26 10:54:32 PM  
Page full of d*cks

s4.postimg.org
 
2013-03-26 10:59:07 PM  

basemetal: As a jurist, I would not convict him. The roommate put himself in that situation.

/another reason I'll never serve jury duty


The point of doing your job as a citizen is helping to make sure justice is served. By not participating you are just enabling the cycle of injustice to continue.
 
2013-03-26 11:03:07 PM  
Last guy we did this to, we gave him his Indian name of "Dinks on Face".

He hated us for awhile.
 
2013-03-26 11:04:04 PM  

99.998er: It could have been worse:

[yourtattoosucks.com image 549x703]


Holy sunnuva.....just wow. Her daddy must be so proud...
 
2013-03-26 11:10:47 PM  
If its a frat party, you draw a schwastika on the wall behind the guy. Then put the sharpie in his hand, and leave.

If it isn't a frat house, you're too old for this shiat.
 
2013-03-26 11:13:50 PM  
i.imgur.com i.imgur.com i.imgur.com i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-26 11:26:12 PM  

Hebalo: Police should have questioned, found out what the roommate did to drunky, told roommate `that`s what you get`, and left.


SO MUCH THIS.
 
2013-03-26 11:28:03 PM  

TheJoe03: ReapTheChaos: So if I come up to you on the street and draw on your face it's cool with you? Just a harmless prank right?

Are you seriously comparing the two? By making the person drawn on a stranger it moves it from harmless prank to just crazy behavior, but you already knew that.

/I never even partook in the whole "draw dicks on friends when passed out" thing, but damn some of you guys are really against it.
//I just never passed out around my white friends.


As far as I've seen, it was the belligerent drunks that got the treatment.  The real mean drunks that liked to fight, break your shiat, throw up in your laundry basket, the kind of sad farkers that will end up never being a good guy, just the farkwhit that treated everyone around him as objects to be used(bummer of cigs"I don't smoke if I don't buy them", wheedled people to fetch his drinks, ditch people at the bar, etc).

I think that's why these guys are against it so vehemently.  They're the same sort of pass out drunk after pissing in your buddie's shoes asshole that gets the same treatment, probably got a dick or three on their faces at one time.  That they're in here playing internet tough guy only backs up that guess.

I drew on people, sure, just not on faces.  We'd pull down their socks and write vile things, and then pull their socks back on.  Those guys either learned their lesson and started to behave, or they never talked to us again.  Why the passive aggressiveness?  Because no matter how bad these dildos get, they deny it up and down when you tell them, and do it again the next weekend.  Give them some sort of physical proof, it's suddenly a lot more believable.
/this was also before everyone had phones capable of video.
//even at that, I suppose the horrid drunks don't exactly notify you so you get the chance to catch it on video
 
2013-03-26 11:28:05 PM  

tbhouston: 31...three roommates???? ROFL


He's in Arlington, living there can be pricy.
 
2013-03-26 11:33:11 PM  

duffblue: basemetal: As a jurist, I would not convict him. The roommate put himself in that situation.

/another reason I'll never serve jury duty

The point of doing your job as a citizen is helping to make sure justice is served. By not participating you are just enabling the cycle of injustice to continue.


It's not me that keeps me off jury duty, it's my honest answers and ability to think for myself that scares em off.
 
2013-03-26 11:39:51 PM  
basemetal:   It's not me that keeps me off jury duty, it's my honest answers and ability to think for myself that scares em off.

You are a WINNER, don't forget it.
 
2013-03-26 11:41:11 PM  
I'm sorry, but if you draw on someone while they're asleep or passed out, you reserved to get your balls kicked out of your ears.

What the fark happened to "don't be a complete asshole"?
 
2013-03-26 11:41:20 PM  
"And that's the story of the dick face fairy."

"I'll never sleep again!"
 
2013-03-26 11:47:41 PM  

Kif_D: Um, yea subby, that's the downside of using a permanent marker on skin, it DOESN'T WASH OFF!  imo the roommate who did the drawing got exactly what he deserved.  Objection overruled.  Case dismissed.


bleach.   Assault not necessary and results in your own jailtime.
 
2013-03-26 11:53:50 PM  
Bah amateur hour. When I was but a lad in the army there had been 4 of us piled in a car to go home for a weekend.

so the fat guy passes out. And i whip out my sharpie. He got both the uni brow and the hitler stache. He never noticed. We never said anything. We dropped him off to his waiting girlfriend and parents. At the keg no less.

yeah he never did forgive me.
 
2013-03-27 12:06:47 AM  

teenage mutant ninja rapist: Bah amateur hour. When I was but a lad in the army there had been 4 of us piled in a car to go home for a weekend.

so the fat guy passes out. And i whip out my sharpie. He got both the uni brow and the hitler stache. He never noticed. We never said anything. We dropped him off to his waiting girlfriend and parents. At the keg no less.

yeah he never did forgive me.


www.wearysloth.com

I wanna party with you, cowboy.
 
2013-03-27 12:11:14 AM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: teenage mutant ninja rapist: Bah amateur hour. When I was but a lad in the army there had been 4 of us piled in a car to go home for a weekend.

so the fat guy passes out. And i whip out my sharpie. He got both the uni brow and the hitler stache. He never noticed. We never said anything. We dropped him off to his waiting girlfriend and parents. At the keg no less.

yeah he never did forgive me.

I wanna party with you, cowboy.


Lol. Cmon now its not like I drew a big wang on him or anything. Cause that would just be immature
 
2013-03-27 12:16:41 AM  

SlothB77: Arlington, Virginia? probably a rich, white, entitled, immature douchebag. I know. I live here.


I work there, and i agree.
 
2013-03-27 12:32:01 AM  

rka: Draw a dick on someone's face and you better be prepared for any attempted beatings that come your way.

If you win, fine.
If you lose, no acting like a biatch and calling the cops. Take your beating and STFU.

It's just one of the rules.


I agree.
 
2013-03-27 12:41:29 AM  
Damn.  I was hoping it was going to be that Farker from a week or so back whose abusive girlfriend chased him to the corner store looking for sexy time, until he called the cops and she was arrested.

Do we have a tally of how many Farkers have made Fark headlines?  Because that guy seems like someone who would keep score and try for more.
 
2013-03-27 12:57:05 AM  

omeganuepsilon: As far as I've seen, it was the belligerent drunks that got gave the treatment.



Fixed.
 
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