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(ARL Now)   Not news: Roommate draws a penis on you while you're passed out News: You wake up and beat him and then get arrested for assault Fark: You forget to wash off the penis and it shows up in your mugshot   (arlnow.com) divider line 143
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2013-03-26 08:01:16 PM
As a jurist, I would not convict him. The roommate put himself in that situation.

/another reason I'll never serve jury duty
 
2013-03-26 08:01:33 PM
I am disappoint. Expected better graphics.
 
2013-03-26 08:35:36 PM
No jury in the world should convict him.

They should convict the roommate, however. Why was he not arrested as well?
 
2013-03-26 08:42:53 PM

wambu: No jury in the world should convict him.

They should convict the roommate, however. Why was he not arrested as well?


Arrested for what? Playing a harmless prank on a drunk roommate?
 
2013-03-26 08:53:26 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Arrested for what? Playing a harmless prank on a drunk roommate?


Payback is a mofo.
 
2013-03-26 08:53:30 PM

Bathia_Mapes: wambu: No jury in the world should convict him.

They should convict the roommate, however. Why was he not arrested as well?

Arrested for what? Playing a harmless prank on a drunk roommate?


Wouldn't it technically be battery as well?
 
2013-03-26 08:54:24 PM
What a dick...
 
2013-03-26 08:54:47 PM
Hazing is for fraternities.  Try that crap anywhere else gets you a punch in the face.
It's science.
 
2013-03-26 08:56:16 PM
It's even better if you use fluorescent markers. It's harder to notice in the morning when you're in a drunken fog. The best part is it shows up real well under florescent lights the next day at work.
 
2013-03-26 08:56:26 PM
a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2013-03-26 08:57:29 PM
cawkface
 
2013-03-26 09:00:51 PM
Guy forgot kind of like how subby forgot to add the extra 'f' in 'off'?
 
2013-03-26 09:00:59 PM
Um, yea subby, that's the downside of using a permanent marker on skin, it DOESN'T WASH OFF!  imo the roommate who did the drawing got exactly what he deserved.  Objection overruled.  Case dismissed.
 
2013-03-26 09:01:27 PM
talk about an overreaction. I wonder how this guy handles real world events.
 
rka
2013-03-26 09:02:49 PM
Draw a dick on someone's face and you better be prepared for any attempted beatings that come your way.

If you win, fine.
If you lose, no acting like a biatch and calling the cops. Take your beating and STFU.

It's just one of the rules.
 
2013-03-26 09:03:03 PM

gregory311: Guy forgot kind of like how subby forgot to add the extra 'f' in 'off'?


Maybe he was busy with the washing of penis and forgot to f?
 
2013-03-26 09:03:15 PM

DickDarlington: What a dick...


Umm..What a dickhead.

where is the mugshot?
 
2013-03-26 09:05:59 PM
Did he have his shoes on or off when he passed out?   This makes all of the difference in the world!
 
2013-03-26 09:07:32 PM

Kif_D: that's the downside of using a permanent marker on skin, it DOESN'T WASH OFF!


Vaseline lotion will take that right off.
 
2013-03-26 09:08:23 PM
Aren't these guys a little old to be underage drinking?

Anyways, you can tell by this thread that many a dicks have been drawn on the posters in this thread.
 
2013-03-26 09:08:33 PM
Would've charged the dick drawer with battery if that was his approach.
 
2013-03-26 09:10:01 PM

TheJoe03: Aren't these guys a little old to be underage drinking?


Apparently 31 is the new 18.
 
2013-03-26 09:10:25 PM

GWSuperfan: Kif_D: that's the downside of using a permanent marker on skin, it DOESN'T WASH OFF!

Vaseline lotion will take that right off.


But all I have is Astroglide!
 
2013-03-26 09:11:07 PM

IbiEvacua: talk about an overreaction. I wonder how this guy handles real world events.


True. Reacting to your roommate's passing out by drawing genitals on his face is a bit of an overreaction to the situation. Normal people would have left the roommate alone or checked that he wasn't going to choke on his vomit. The roommate really needs to learn how to conduct himself in the real world.
 
2013-03-26 09:11:16 PM
You know what happened to me?  My roommate didn't just draw a penis on my face.  He traced his own rock hard on my face!  Traced it!   I should've killed him.  But I ended blowing him instead.   Oddly, I still drink.
 
2013-03-26 09:11:21 PM
Penis goes there.
 
2013-03-26 09:12:00 PM

Kif_D: Um, yea subby, that's the downside of using a permanent marker on skin, it DOESN'T WASH OFF!  imo the roommate who did the drawing got exactly what he deserved.  Objection overruled.  Case dismissed.


Sharpie comes off with ethanol, which I'm sure they had plenty of.

GWSuperfan: Kif_D: that's the downside of using a permanent marker on skin, it DOESN'T WASH OFF!

Vaseline lotion will take that right off.


This too, and given he was a cawk on his face I'm sure he's got plenty of vaseline around.
 
2013-03-26 09:12:36 PM
Apparently, penis-face just assumed which room mate did him.  Maybe the third roomie is snickering because he got off scot-free.
 
2013-03-26 09:12:48 PM

BarkingUnicorn: GWSuperfan: Kif_D: that's the downside of using a permanent marker on skin, it DOESN'T WASH OFF!

Vaseline lotion will take that right off.

But all I have is Astroglide!


Astroglide won't work in this situation.

/TMYK
 
2013-03-26 09:12:55 PM

Tyrosine: Kif_D: Um, yea subby, that's the downside of using a permanent marker on skin, it DOESN'T WASH OFF!  imo the roommate who did the drawing got exactly what he deserved.  Objection overruled.  Case dismissed.

Sharpie comes off with ethanol, which I'm sure they had plenty of.

GWSuperfan: Kif_D: that's the downside of using a permanent marker on skin, it DOESN'T WASH OFF!

Vaseline lotion will take that right off.

This too, and given he was a cawk on his face I'm sure he's got plenty of vaseline around.


has, not was.....
 
2013-03-26 09:14:09 PM
It could have been worse:

yourtattoosucks.com
 
2013-03-26 09:14:25 PM
Jeebus, it's not like he drew a vagina on his face.

/Draw the vagina around the mouth
 
2013-03-26 09:17:01 PM
This would never have happened if the victim had been armed with a penis.
 
2013-03-26 09:17:16 PM
i21.photobucket.com

I have a dick on my face, don't I?
 
2013-03-26 09:17:29 PM

GWSuperfan: Kif_D: that's the downside of using a permanent marker on skin, it DOESN'T WASH OFF!

Vaseline lotion will take that right off.


Huh, really? That's way better than scraping the skin off.
 
2013-03-26 09:18:59 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Arrested for what? Playing a harmless prank on a drunk roommate?


So if I come up to you on the street and draw on your face it's cool with you? Just a harmless prank right?
 
2013-03-26 09:19:39 PM

Summoner101: Bathia_Mapes: wambu: No jury in the world should convict him.

They should convict the roommate, however. Why was he not arrested as well?

Arrested for what? Playing a harmless prank on a drunk roommate?

Wouldn't it technically be battery as well?


Probably, if battery's interpreted loosely. As for those saying penisface was justified, the law allows for self-defense but not retaliation.
 
2013-03-26 09:21:48 PM

Joxette: Did he have his shoes on or off when he passed out?   This makes all of the difference in the world!


QFT.
 
2013-03-26 09:23:09 PM
img718.imageshack.us

Roommate was trying to make an album cover and got bored. No biggie.
 
2013-03-26 09:24:15 PM
I would have insisted the cops arrest the room mate as well, for assault and battery, it absolutely is. If the little pussy can do the crime and can't take his beating afterwards, he deserves it.
 
2013-03-26 09:24:44 PM
i466.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-26 09:25:02 PM
white people problems
 
2013-03-26 09:25:57 PM
i466.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-26 09:27:01 PM

Kanemano: white people problems


Yep.

i466.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-26 09:27:43 PM
It wasn't the drawing that set him off. It was the realization that there was a reason for that dream he was having about eating a salty popsicle.
 
2013-03-26 09:28:10 PM
i466.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-26 09:28:48 PM
He's lucky this didn't go down in Steubenville.
 
2013-03-26 09:29:12 PM
i466.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-26 09:31:44 PM
Kanemano:     stupid white people problems

ftfy
 
2013-03-26 09:34:48 PM
img31.imageshack.us
 
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