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(The Consumerist)   Snack food world divides by zero as Doritos announces Doritos Locos Tacos Doritos   (consumerist.com) divider line 122
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2013-03-26 07:48:12 PM
Meh, you knew that was coming down the pipe.

/kind of like how Taco Hell does the next day
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2013-03-26 08:13:48 PM
Next it will be the burrito Dorito
 
2013-03-26 08:30:35 PM
Doritos Locos Tacos Doritos Pinche
 
2013-03-26 08:53:12 PM
The Doritos tacos are farking awesome.
 
2013-03-26 08:53:52 PM
I'm starting to get the feeling that Consumerist likes to be overly dramatic.
 
2013-03-26 09:08:10 PM
Divide by zero? More like divide by HERO! Am I right?
 
2013-03-26 09:15:38 PM
The division by zero comes when they make a Doritos Loco Taco with a Doritos Loco Taco Doritos Flavored shell -- the Doritos Loco Taco Doritos Doritos Loco Taco

Then of course, they make a chip inspired by such a thing
 
2013-03-26 09:16:29 PM
And 'Doritos' has ceased to look like a real word to me now
 
2013-03-26 10:45:41 PM
Dorlacos.
 
2013-03-26 10:57:32 PM
Taco Bell should cross-brand with Charmin for a new 20-ply toilet paper.
 
2013-03-26 11:00:24 PM
Double decker Dorito Locos tacos please.
 
2013-03-26 11:10:21 PM
They said "Doritos" twice.  They must really like Doritos.
 
2013-03-26 11:12:14 PM
Perfect for snakin' while playing this:

i291.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-26 11:12:38 PM

basemetal: /kind of like how Taco Hell does the next day


But did anyone call anyone wacky and it set that person off into a homicidal rage that included disemboweling someone with a spork?
 
2013-03-26 11:12:41 PM

Popcorn Johnny: The Doritos tacos are farking awesome.


You know how I know you smoke weed?

NTTAWWT.
 
2013-03-26 11:14:31 PM
Dear Mr. Lays and or Mr. Taco Bell or whoever is in charge of making the diarrhea, please stop dicking around and make a Funyun Taco immediately.
 
2013-03-26 11:14:32 PM
Doritos taste like they are chemically dusted in MSG.

Because they are.
 
2013-03-26 11:15:14 PM
Where's the bacon?
 
2013-03-26 11:15:32 PM

RoyHobbs22: Dear Mr. Lays and or Mr. Taco Bell or whoever is in charge of making the diarrhea, please stop dicking around and make a Funyun Taco immediately.


I love you.
 
2013-03-26 11:16:58 PM
 
2013-03-26 11:18:00 PM
image.gamespotcdn.net
 
2013-03-26 11:19:01 PM

Thanks for the Meme-ries: Perfect for snakin' while playing this:

[i291.photobucket.com image 600x406]


While watching this?

cdnvideo.dolimg.com

while a buddy plays this:

upload.wikimedia.org

??

A video game, based off a movie, based off a video game.
 
2013-03-26 11:20:59 PM
news.makemeheal.com
 
2013-03-26 11:25:08 PM
Y'know, as ridiculous as this is, it sounds good. Cool Ranch Doritos are delicious and so are Taco Doritos.
 
2013-03-26 11:29:48 PM

megarian: RoyHobbs22: Dear Mr. Lays and or Mr. Taco Bell or whoever is in charge of making the diarrhea, please stop dicking around and make a Funyun Taco immediately.

I love you.


Back off I saw him first.
 
2013-03-26 11:30:04 PM
man, I can't wait for Doritos Locos Tacos Doritos Locos Tacos
 
2013-03-26 11:30:53 PM
Hmmm how bold would I go to try them? I would dip them in guacamole that was smeared all over candy crowley's ass and eat them like a zombie eating brains at MIT.
 
2013-03-26 11:31:42 PM

reillan: man, I can't wait for Doritos Locos Tacos Doritos Locos Tacos


I wan a Doritos Locos Tacos Doritos Locos Burrito myself.
 
2013-03-26 11:32:35 PM
I just want the regular taco flavored Doritos. The old school flavor of my youth.
 
2013-03-26 11:32:50 PM
It could be so good, and sort of funny in a viral sort of way, if Taco Bell would then come out with the "Dorito Loco Taco Dorito Loco Taco".  Though at that point the universe would probably implode or something. Plus I wouldn't be able to say it at the drivethru.
 
2013-03-26 11:32:59 PM

Dahnkster: Doritos taste like they are chemically dusted in MSG.

Because they are.


And powdered donuts taste like they are chemically dusted in powdered sugar. Because they are. Your point?

MSG is great.

/chemically dusted? wtf is that even supposed to mean?
 
2013-03-26 11:33:20 PM

Dahnkster: Doritos taste like they are chemically dusted in MSG.

Because they are.


farm7.staticflickr.com
 
2013-03-26 11:33:26 PM

chance4510: Hmmm how bold would I go to try them? I would dip them in guacamole that was smeared all over candy crowley's ass and eat them like a zombie eating brains at MIT.


Favorited, red1, "Candy Crowley's Assman"
 
2013-03-26 11:34:36 PM

NobleHam: Dahnkster: Doritos taste like they are chemically dusted in MSG.

Because they are.

And powdered donuts taste like they are chemically dusted in powdered sugar. Because they are. Your point?

MSG is great.

/chemically dusted? wtf is that even supposed to mean?


MSG rules.  Why do you think people like Chick-Fil-A so much?
 
2013-03-26 11:36:35 PM
This is why the rests of the world makes fun of us. While they are making cuisine, we are finding a way to make a chip taste better. This is why the water level on the shorelines are rising. It has nothing to do with the icecaps. America is sinking.
 
2013-03-26 11:37:10 PM
Yo dawg...
 
2013-03-26 11:37:19 PM
The problem with these chip companies constantly coming out with new crap like this is people like me who like plain old chips can't find any. Try finding a bag of Lays sour cream and onion chips at a 7-11 or Subway.
 
2013-03-26 11:38:20 PM
I'm going to buy a bag then smash them up and sprinkle them on a Doritos locos taco hoping that it will cause the universe to implode
 
2013-03-26 11:39:02 PM
Doritos used to come in a "Taco Bell" flavor, different from the "Taco" flavor they make now.  They were awesome.

I've been hoping they would bring that recipe back as Tacos Locos or whatever.  Maybe I'll get my wish.

/fat
 
2013-03-26 11:39:59 PM
Yodawg.jpg
 
2013-03-26 11:42:55 PM
Meh... I'm waiting for the caramel apple empanada made with a Marie Callender's Dutch apple pie crust.
 
2013-03-26 11:48:33 PM
Eat what you like. I'm just saying that they are highly processed snack bites that are slathered with salt, MSG, yellow dye, and artificial 'cheese-flavored' (cheesy poof-like) chemical shiat-storm.

www.madisonavenuejournal.com www.freewebs.com
 
2013-03-26 11:49:12 PM
Idea!

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-26 11:49:33 PM

What gets me is that in coming up with the Locos Tacos in the first place, and again with the new flavor, they went with (first) Nacho Cheese and then Cool Ranch, instead of what should've been bleedin' img388.imageshack.us, namely:

yesteryearremembered.com
The first-ever non-plain flavor of Doritos® (introduced simultaneously with the plain ones way back when, years before anyone ever heard of Nacho Cheese Doritos, let alone Cool Ranch, let alone the plethora of flavors that followed), brought back briefly in recent years, in this original-style bag design and all.
 
2013-03-26 11:51:19 PM

tgambitg: Thanks for the Meme-ries: Perfect for snakin' while playing this:

[i291.photobucket.com image 600x406]

While watching this?

[cdnvideo.dolimg.com image 500x705]

while a buddy plays this:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 256x329]

??

A video game, based off a movie, based off a video game.


But.....wait..what? No.

Movie based on a video game that was based off a video game. That's the order.
 
2013-03-26 11:52:34 PM
It's as if Yum! never spun off from Pepsico.

Ya know, if you combine Yum! and Pepsico you'd have a company with a market cap only 30 billion less than Coca Cola.
 
2013-03-26 11:55:04 PM
STF@Coleslaw

The Yattering, I never heard of a Taco Bell flavor of Doritos, but could you perhaps have been referring to this?
www.productwiki.com
(Tried both, prefer the original Taco.)
 
2013-03-26 11:55:34 PM
Meh. I'm waiting on a Netflix channel on Comcast
 
2013-03-26 11:56:03 PM

Rapmaster2000: Why do you think people like Chick-Fil-A so much?


media.10news.com

Eating fried chicken sammiches kills gays. Cheesus saves.
 
2013-03-26 11:57:23 PM
Yawn. Wake me when they have ketchup flavour.
 
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