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(Idaho Statesman)   "So, Bob. Didya getcha a bear?" "Nope, but we got two deputies, one sheriff, a highway patrolman and one ATF agent"   (blogs.idahostatesman.com) divider line 36
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2013-03-26 06:31:13 PM
Two game wardens, seven hunters and a pure bred gurnsey cow.
 
2013-03-26 07:31:16 PM

simplicimus: Two game wardens, seven hunters and a pure bred gurnsey cow.


The law was very firm it, took away my permit, the worst punishment I ever endured
 
2013-03-26 07:40:53 PM
FTA:
"Ask any guy: do you prefer the smell of perfume or donuts? Free tip for you there, gals."

Really? I... wait... are there guys out there- alright, farkers, fess up. Who among you... Crap. Nevermind.

/backs out of thread slowly, hands in pockets, whistling quietly to himself
 
2013-03-26 07:51:40 PM

TinyFist: FTA:
"Ask any guy: do you prefer the smell of perfume or donuts? Free tip for you there, gals."

Really? I... wait... are there guys out there- alright, farkers, fess up. Who among you... Crap. Nevermind.

/backs out of thread slowly, hands in pockets, whistling quietly to himself


Hoppe's #9
 
2013-03-26 07:54:36 PM

Tom_Slick: simplicimus: Two game wardens, seven hunters and a pure bred gurnsey cow.

The law was very firm it, took away my permit, the worst punishment I ever endured


So, at first I was all like "My people!" and then I was like, "Aw crap, my people are Farkers."
 
2013-03-26 07:56:07 PM

weasil: So, at first I was all like "My people!" and then I was like, "Aw crap, my people are Farkers."


You're just upset you didn't get it from Agnes.
 
2013-03-26 08:00:15 PM
Link farked.
 
2013-03-26 08:04:12 PM

Tom_Slick: simplicimus: Two game wardens, seven hunters and a pure bred gurnsey cow.

The law was very firm it, took away my permit, the worst punishment I ever endured


Both of you -- +1 for Lehrer.
 
2013-03-26 08:04:18 PM

potterydove: Link farked.


Yep.  Your blog's webhosting sucks.
 
2013-03-26 08:06:47 PM

Satanic_Hamster: potterydove: Link farked.

Yep.  Your blog's webhosting sucks.


What's the point of a funny link if it doesn't work?
 
2013-03-26 08:15:38 PM
I didn't get nothing, I had to pay $50 and pick up the garbage.
 
2013-03-26 08:26:08 PM

Satanic_Hamster: potterydove: Link farked.

Yep.  Your blog's webhosting sucks.


What do you expect out of a left wing rag in the middle of Idaho?
 
2013-03-26 08:29:04 PM

simplicimus: Two game wardens, seven hunters and a pure bred gurnsey cow.


Pretty close.
 
2013-03-26 08:33:43 PM

gerbilpox: I didn't get nothing, I had to pay $50 and pick up the garbage.


Oh, sure, you father-raper you.
 
2013-03-26 08:34:08 PM
Ed, last line of the song.
 
2013-03-26 08:40:03 PM

simplicimus: Two game wardens, seven hunters and a pure bred gurnsey cow.


I'm so glad that this thread was Clintoned in the Boobies.
 
2013-03-26 08:41:22 PM
battlefieldo.com

Web site is farked, but how can this not be relevant?
 
2013-03-26 08:42:38 PM

The Martian Manhandler: simplicimus: Two game wardens, seven hunters and a pure bred gurnsey cow.

I'm so glad that this thread was  Clintoned Lehrered in the Boobies.


FTFM
 
2013-03-26 08:55:22 PM
Your Blog SUCKS
 
2013-03-26 09:22:44 PM
Damn you all.

/references, found them all. Satisfied.
 
2013-03-26 09:29:55 PM
You don't come here for the hunting, do you?
 
2013-03-26 09:39:34 PM

simplicimus: Two game wardens, seven hunters and a pure bred gurnsey cow.


...and the bartender said, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
 
2013-03-26 09:39:46 PM

theorellior: You don't come here for the hunting, do you?


pure win
 
2013-03-26 09:42:11 PM

simplicimus: Two game wardens, seven hunters and a pure bred gurnsey cow.


And the Wisconsin bartender says "Take your gangbang down to the whorehouse next door!".
 
2013-03-26 09:54:16 PM
A picture of the Idaho Statesmen's servers.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-26 09:55:45 PM

wildlifer: TinyFist: FTA:
"Ask any guy: do you prefer the smell of perfume or donuts? Free tip for you there, gals."

Really? I... wait... are there guys out there- alright, farkers, fess up. Who among you... Crap. Nevermind.

/backs out of thread slowly, hands in pockets, whistling quietly to himself

Hoppe's #9


This, definitely.  Now with car freshener version! http://www.amazon.com/Hoppes-H9AF-Air-Freshener-Pack/dp/B007ED76P8
 
2013-03-26 10:07:56 PM

Kalashinator: wildlifer: TinyFist: FTA:
"Ask any guy: do you prefer the smell of perfume or donuts? Free tip for you there, gals."

Really? I... wait... are there guys out there- alright, farkers, fess up. Who among you... Crap. Nevermind.

/backs out of thread slowly, hands in pockets, whistling quietly to himself

Hoppe's #9

This, definitely.  Now with car freshener version! http://www.amazon.com/Hoppes-H9AF-Air-Freshener-Pack/dp/B007ED76P8


Ha, I had one just like that.  They do work and they are just like the real thing.  The bad part is they don't last very long.  Need to keep a big bottle handy to keep them charged.

Oh, and since I fried the Idaho Statesman servers, here is a link to the product they were plugging
 
2013-03-26 10:22:47 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-26 10:26:46 PM
Really disappointed that this didn't turn out to be a bear thread.
 
2013-03-26 10:27:57 PM

Kif_D: Web site is farked, but how can this not be relevant?


Bear farker, do you need assisstance?
 
2013-03-26 10:38:46 PM
Came for Tom Lehrer references.

Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-03-26 10:43:17 PM
Cause we're goin' huntin'
We're gonna kill somethin'
I don't care what it is
Maybe a raccoon, maybe a gopher,
Maybe the neighbour's kids!
 
2013-03-26 10:50:36 PM

simplicimus: Two game wardens, seven hunters and a pure bred gurnsey cow.


Had my fingers crossed for this as I clicked. Awesome!
 
2013-03-26 10:53:04 PM

MrHappyRotter: Really disappointed that this didn't turn out to be a bear thread.


Bear thread?
 
2013-03-27 02:14:06 AM
i849.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-27 02:17:58 AM

Day_Old_Dutchie: Cause we're goin' huntin'
We're gonna kill somethin'
I don't care what it is
Maybe a raccoon, maybe a gopher,
Maybe the neighbour's kids!


qph.is.quoracdn.net
 
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