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(Daily Mail)   Find crystal meth [✓]. Rob a drug dealer [✓]. Help a stranger [✓]   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 37
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2013-03-26 05:27:35 PM
From visiting his Facebook page I realized how close this guy is to me.
 
2013-03-26 05:33:43 PM
Working on his karma.
 
2013-03-26 05:34:37 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: From visiting his Facebook page I realized how close this guy is to me.


Son?
 
2013-03-26 05:35:56 PM
Pay it forward.
 
2013-03-26 05:36:09 PM
Indeed.
 
2013-03-26 05:37:02 PM
Omar's coming.
 
2013-03-26 05:39:23 PM
The Charlie Sheen Hat Trick?
 
2013-03-26 05:40:01 PM
He's trying to play Chaotic Neutral, but I'm pretty sure having a "To Do" list is a lawful act...
 
2013-03-26 05:40:41 PM

A Terrible Human: Omar comin'.


The Cheese stands alone.
 
2013-03-26 05:41:21 PM
Because People in power are Stupid
From visiting his Facebook page I realized how close this guy is to me.

BFF's?
 
2013-03-26 05:45:35 PM

Robo Beat: A Terrible Human: Omar comin'.

The Cheese stands alone.


How you gonna run with the wolves at night, if you spend all day playing with the puppies?
 
2013-03-26 05:46:36 PM
He's never going to get into the Thieves' Guild if he keeps helping all those strangers!
 
2013-03-26 05:48:26 PM
When Im high on meth and robbing drug dealers I prefer to lay low after the fact. But thats just me
 
2013-03-26 05:49:10 PM

StRalphTheLiar: The Charlie Sheen Hat Trick?


Damn you!  Beat me to it!
 
2013-03-26 05:54:43 PM
Even a junkie can accomplish goals, and I'm sitting here with half-filled out spreadsheets loafing on Fark.
 
2013-03-26 05:55:02 PM

andychrist420: Robo Beat: A Terrible Human: Omar comin'.

The Cheese stands alone.

How you gonna run with the wolves at night, if you spend all day playing with the puppies?


He keeps one in the chamber, in case you ponderin'.
 
2013-03-26 05:59:03 PM

andychrist420: Robo Beat: A Terrible Human: Omar comin'.

The Cheese stands alone.

How you gonna run with the wolves at night, if you spend all day playing with the puppies?


You come at the king, you best not miss.
 
2013-03-26 06:00:40 PM
That's as robin hood as the post-1990s gets..
 
2013-03-26 06:04:56 PM
Find crystal meth

i.imgur.com

Rob a drug dealer

i.imgur.com

Help a stranger

i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-26 06:07:16 PM

The_Gallant_Gallstone: He's trying to play Chaotic Neutral, but I'm pretty sure having a "To Do" list is a lawful act...


So you're saying he's in fiend territory, just doing what he kahn for the almighty cap?
 
2013-03-26 06:08:47 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: Find crystal meth

[i.imgur.com image 485x156]

Rob a drug dealer

[i.imgur.com image 513x146]

Help a stranger

[i.imgur.com image 513x146]


Where on the Scale does that put him?
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-03-26 06:26:31 PM
Why the fark is a rich kid from Weymouth acting like a criminal from Randolph, MA.?
 
2013-03-26 06:51:20 PM

skinink: Why the fark is a rich kid from Weymouth acting like a criminal from Randolph, MA.?


Hey, rich kids have a right to be stupid too.
 
2013-03-26 07:00:49 PM
4.  Locate lost eyebrows.
 
2013-03-26 07:02:07 PM
Look the part, be the part, MF!
 
2013-03-26 07:14:12 PM
Gotta keep them scales balanced.

"Sure I'm a punk ass thieving tweaker, but I helped an old lady across the street today. Didn't rob or rape her or nuttin!"
 
2013-03-26 07:15:38 PM

LockeOak: andychrist420: Robo Beat: A Terrible Human: Omar comin'.

The Cheese stands alone.

How you gonna run with the wolves at night, if you spend all day playing with the puppies?

He keeps one in the chamber, in case you ponderin'.


It's all in the game.
 
2013-03-26 07:21:17 PM
beotch      titties
 
2013-03-26 07:33:33 PM

teenage mutant ninja rapist: When Im high on meth and robbing drug dealers I prefer to lay low after the fact. But thats just me


I don't think you can "lay low" on meth.

You might be able to get down, though.
 
2013-03-26 07:50:22 PM
Is Goldman Sachs hiring?
 
2013-03-26 08:58:02 PM

Mog32Kupo: Sock Ruh Tease: Find crystal meth

[i.imgur.com image 485x156]

Rob a drug dealer

[i.imgur.com image 513x146]

Help a stranger

[i.imgur.com image 513x146]

Where on the Scale does that put him?
[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 850x294]


i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-26 09:16:38 PM
smash.Smash.SMASH!
 
2013-03-26 10:47:31 PM
FTA:
At the time of his arrest, Dorsey was carrying about two dozen pieces of jewelry that police presume were stolen, several tools used to pry open doors and a baton-like weapon known as a black jack.

He was robbing dealers with a freaking blackjack? I acknowledge his balls of steel, but isn't bringing a melee weapon to a firefight kind of a dumb thing to do?
 
2013-03-27 03:12:16 AM
I before the Breaking Bad pics.
 
2013-03-27 06:36:44 AM
          May I help you?
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-03-27 06:45:16 AM

StRalphTheLiar: The Charlie Sheen Hat Trick?


This is how you win.
 
2013-03-27 07:40:51 AM

andychrist420: LockeOak: andychrist420: Robo Beat: A Terrible Human: Omar comin'.

The Cheese stands alone.

How you gonna run with the wolves at night, if you spend all day playing with the puppies?

He keeps one in the chamber, in case you ponderin'.

It's all in the game.


Oh inDEED.
 
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