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(Telegram)   Man who drove wrong way for 11 miles on Massachusetts Turnpike released without charges after police learn he isn't drunk, only 87   (telegram.com) divider line 21
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2013-03-26 03:44:41 PM
6 votes:
www.examiner.com

/oblig
2013-03-26 03:52:37 PM
3 votes:

blatz514: [www.examiner.com image 430x286]

/oblig


How do they know where we're going?
2013-03-26 05:24:31 PM
2 votes:
Did he make it to the Farmers' Market, though?
2013-03-26 05:12:37 PM
2 votes:
Probably took him 4 hours and he went though 6 toll booths.
2013-03-26 05:12:25 PM
2 votes:
I thought the doors, wheels and other sheet metal were supposed to blow of an old person's car if they enter the exit ramp instead of the on ramp.
2013-03-26 09:11:15 PM
1 votes:
Point of order: I don't think there is a solid definition for "right way" in the whole state.  I think if its paved you're good
2013-03-26 07:57:31 PM
1 votes:
www.gonzotimes.com

Oh, Magoo, you've done it again.
2013-03-26 07:52:17 PM
1 votes:
You need to get yourself the new Rover James, the first car designed for old people. 

When driven the wrong way on an expressway it explodes.

www.gtspirit.com
2013-03-26 07:17:44 PM
1 votes:
The police gave him directions to the nearest Farmer's Market and sent him along his way...
2013-03-26 06:46:12 PM
1 votes:

leevis: My parents live in Arab


That's a place?
2013-03-26 05:57:03 PM
1 votes:
i1131.photobucket.com
2013-03-26 05:40:20 PM
1 votes:
Destination:
www.caradvice.com.au
2013-03-26 05:34:03 PM
1 votes:
it was the fastest route to Country Kitchen Buffet
2013-03-26 05:31:41 PM
1 votes:
A wife is watching the news when a report about a person driving the wrong way on a highway comes on. She decides to call her husband who is on the same road to warn him about it.  He picks up the phone and she says "Honey be careful there is a person driving the wrong way on the highway." He replies "Hell there's a lot more then 1"
2013-03-26 05:21:24 PM
1 votes:
www.hahahaimontheinternet.com
2013-03-26 05:20:53 PM
1 votes:
The passing lane(left lane) is for passing other cars and for wrong way drivers, so move the f*ck over.

/Have a nice day.

Yellow line on your left: You is going the right way.
Yellow line on your right: We are all gonna die!

//Also really hates it when a bad driver is automatically marked as being a drunk by the brain washed masses.
///32% of deaths on the road are from drunk drivers. The rest are sober. F*CK!!!!  Statistics: How is they manipulated by prohibitionists? Idiots!
2013-03-26 05:13:33 PM
1 votes:
FTA: An 87-year-old Connecticut man

Oh holy keerist.  For a second there I thought it was my uncle.

/he was heading away from Woostah, how wrong can that be?
2013-03-26 05:07:10 PM
1 votes:
But aging makes you wise and better and smarter.
2013-03-26 05:05:57 PM
1 votes:
If he's anything like my 80+ grandfather he was probably too busy yelling at all the people flashing their lights and honking their horns at him to even notice.
2013-03-26 05:01:37 PM
1 votes:
The Mass Pike is the most dangerous stretch of road in the country. I am surprised someone didn't smash into him on principle.
2013-03-26 03:23:10 PM
1 votes:
D.W.O.
 
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