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(103.5 KISS FM)   Woman detained at airport because she refused to swallow a mouthful of swimmers. Plans to fight using legal precedent of TSA v. Your Mom   (1035kissfm.com) divider line 71
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2013-03-26 03:01:41 PM  
I definitely thought 'swimmers' meant something else...
 
2013-03-26 03:02:38 PM  
Were the tadpoles made of wax?
 
2013-03-26 03:03:45 PM  
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2013-03-26 03:04:35 PM  
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2013-03-26 03:05:57 PM  
What a biatch. That kind of attitude about importing animals is why we have invasive species from Asia in America.

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2013-03-26 03:08:16 PM  

Mike Chewbacca: What a biatch. That kind of attitude about importing animals is why we have invasive species from Asia in America.

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And Asians with smelly tadpole breath.
 
2013-03-26 03:08:26 PM  
You don't know my mom at all, subby. She likes boats, but not the ocean. She goes to a lake in summer with her family up in the mountains. There's a long wooden dock and a boathouse with boards missing from the roof, and a place she used to crawl underneath to be alone. She's a sucker for French poetry and rhinestones. She's very generous. She's kind to strangers and children, and when she stands in the snow she looks like an angel.
 
2013-03-26 03:09:15 PM  
This is why we can't have nice things
 
2013-03-26 03:13:24 PM  
Not what I expected.

/I work with exotic pest detection, so I'm getting a kick...
 
2013-03-26 03:13:31 PM  
A frog he would a-wooing go, mm mm, mm mm...
 
2013-03-26 03:13:43 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-26 03:14:23 PM  
Some info on the Asian carp invasion.
 
2013-03-26 03:15:20 PM  
They should have tazed her in the mouth. That would have taken care of two problems.
 
2013-03-26 03:15:31 PM  
Just so you know, Subby, if my mom would have at least swallowed I would not be on this miserable rock we call earth right now.
 
2013-03-26 03:17:17 PM  
seattletimes.com
 
2013-03-26 03:17:34 PM  

Mike Chewbacca: What a biatch. That kind of attitude about importing animals is why we have invasive species from Asia in America.

/that's wasis.jpg


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2013-03-26 03:19:38 PM  

99.998er: Just so you know, Subby, if my mom would have at least swallowed I would not be on this miserable rock we call earth right now.


So she spat the sperm into her own vagina? No WONDER she's the talk of the thread.

/talented
 
2013-03-26 03:20:58 PM  
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Otto a-a-a-approves.

/ticket please
 
2013-03-26 03:22:05 PM  
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2013-03-26 03:22:37 PM  

Mike Chewbacca: What a biatch. That kind of attitude about importing animals is why we have invasive species from Asia in America.

/that's wasis.jpg


Didn't fark cover margaret cho in another thread today?
 
2013-03-26 03:25:03 PM  

Somaticasual: Didn't fark cover margaret cho in another thread today?


Yeah, but for some reason it was in the "Entertainment" tab.
 
2013-03-26 03:25:15 PM  

FARK rebel soldier: Mike Chewbacca: What a biatch. That kind of attitude about importing animals is why we have invasive species from Asia in America.


gallery.fishbc.com
That really needs the "Hi Guys!  What's going on in this thread?" caption.
 
2013-03-26 03:33:01 PM  
Monica Lewinsky knows about the problems that can occur when you don't swallow the swimmers. Isn't that right Bill?
 
2013-03-26 03:33:15 PM  
The article was more disgusting than what I was thinking.

/eewww
 
2013-03-26 03:40:31 PM  
Pollywogs
 
2013-03-26 03:42:35 PM  
Not what I was expecting.

I expected to read a story about how some woman gave a TSA 'officer' a BJ, didn't swallow and got arrested that...

Why not? The TSA seems to do a lot of stupid shiat anyway.

Was also expecting some snowballing...

Maybe I've been on Fark too long.
 
2013-03-26 03:44:28 PM  

Badafuco: Pollywogs


"That'sracist.jpeg"

Oh wait. Sorry I thought you said gollywogs...

Carry on.
 
2013-03-26 03:45:28 PM  
Fano, nice and subtle. Congrats.
 
2013-03-26 03:45:35 PM  

Mike Chewbacca: Some info on the Asian carp invasion.


one of many. Longhorn beetle, gypsy months, mitten crab, tallow, tiger mosquito, etc, etc, etc

not to mention the wonderful contributions of SARS, Bird Flu, Swine Flu, etc, etc
 
2013-03-26 03:50:04 PM  
"My boys can swim" !
 
2013-03-26 03:52:49 PM  
New sex act: Chinese Hold 'um!
 
2013-03-26 03:53:50 PM  
Cane Toads?  The Aussie's surely have a few words on invasive species.
 
2013-03-26 03:58:08 PM  

Brick-House: Monica Lewinsky knows about the problems that can occur when you don't swallow the swimmers. Isn't that right Bill?


Give that man a cigar.
 
2013-03-26 04:04:29 PM  
Tadpoles!! Tadpoles is the winner!!
 
2013-03-26 04:08:51 PM  
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2013-03-26 04:14:26 PM  
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2013-03-26 04:15:13 PM  
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So, Butthead, so, if I place like all these, hehe, hehe, these, hehe, hehe, little frogs in my mouth, I'm gonna get, hehe, hehe, super higher than just putting one frog in my mouth?  Hehe, hehe...
 
2013-03-26 04:20:46 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: 99.998er: Just so you know, Subby, if my mom would have at least swallowed I would not be on this miserable rock we call earth right now.

So she spat the sperm into her own vagina? No WONDER she's the talk of the thread.

/talented


She has a pouch she keeps it in for later
 
2013-03-26 04:45:56 PM  

ladyfortuna: I definitely thought 'swimmers' meant something else...


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2013-03-26 04:47:33 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: ladyfortuna: I definitely thought 'swimmers' meant something else...

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Did my glaucoma go into plaid?
 
2013-03-26 04:48:15 PM  
Spitting is a crime against nature and an insult.
 
2013-03-26 04:49:24 PM  
Subby wins a free internet.
 
2013-03-26 05:03:04 PM  
I prefer  The Doughnut In Granny's Greenhouse.As my Fark name would suggest.
 
2013-03-26 05:03:06 PM  
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2013-03-26 05:15:20 PM  
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2013-03-26 05:23:27 PM  

Fano: You don't know my mom at all, subby. She likes boats, but not the ocean. She goes to a lake in summer with her family up in the mountains. There's a long wooden dock and a boathouse with boards missing from the roof, and a place she used to crawl underneath to be alone. She's a sucker for French poetry and rhinestones. She's very generous. She's kind to strangers and children, and when she stands in the snow she looks like an angel. And if you take the time to ask, she sucks like an industrial Hoover, and never, ever refuses to swallow.


FTFY.
 
2013-03-26 05:25:39 PM  
Are we sure they were tadpoles? There's been some sick shiat coming out of China ...
 
2013-03-26 05:26:16 PM  
I wonder if they checked her for crabs too.
 
2013-03-26 05:35:01 PM  

ristst: Cane Toads?  The Aussie's surely have a few words on invasive species.


Technically, the Aussies themselves are an invasive species.
 
2013-03-26 05:53:22 PM  
It seems to me like a deeply assholish act to try and smuggle foreign animals. "It could cause serious problems for our native species for years to come, maybe forever changing our ecosystems, but fark it those frogs look so cute so I'm going to sneak them in anyway!"
 
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