Mike Chewbacca: What a biatch. That kind of attitude about importing animals is why we have invasive species from Asia in America./that's wasis.jpg
99.998er: Just so you know, Subby, if my mom would have at least swallowed I would not be on this miserable rock we call earth right now.
Somaticasual: Didn't fark cover margaret cho in another thread today?
FARK rebel soldier: Mike Chewbacca: What a biatch. That kind of attitude about importing animals is why we have invasive species from Asia in America.
Mike Chewbacca: Some info on the Asian carp invasion.
Brick-House: Monica Lewinsky knows about the problems that can occur when you don't swallow the swimmers. Isn't that right Bill?
DROxINxTHExWIND: 99.998er: Just so you know, Subby, if my mom would have at least swallowed I would not be on this miserable rock we call earth right now.So she spat the sperm into her own vagina? No WONDER she's the talk of the thread./talented
ladyfortuna: I definitely thought 'swimmers' meant something else...
Day_Old_Dutchie: ladyfortuna: I definitely thought 'swimmers' meant something else...[s16.postimg.org image 582x800]
Fano: You don't know my mom at all, subby. She likes boats, but not the ocean. She goes to a lake in summer with her family up in the mountains. There's a long wooden dock and a boathouse with boards missing from the roof, and a place she used to crawl underneath to be alone. She's a sucker for French poetry and rhinestones. She's very generous. She's kind to strangers and children, and when she stands in the snow she looks like an angel. And if you take the time to ask, she sucks like an industrial Hoover, and never, ever refuses to swallow.
ristst: Cane Toads? The Aussie's surely have a few words on invasive species.
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