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(Daily Kos)   Rush Limbaugh says lesbians are obese substance abusers. 'Ironic' tag doesn't even begin to cover this   (dailykos.com) divider line 232
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2013-03-26 01:34:50 PM
I expect this thread to be full of evidence to the contrary.
 
2013-03-26 01:35:47 PM
Rush Lesbaugh
 
2013-03-26 01:36:45 PM
Nice try Subby, but everyone knows that Rush isn't attracted to women.
 
2013-03-26 01:38:10 PM
What an odd position for a fat drug addict to take.

Next thing you know he will be advocating the imprisonment of substance abusers.  That would be super silly.
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2013-03-26 01:40:38 PM
www.reactiongifs.com

This is gonna' be good
 
2013-03-26 01:40:46 PM
Next he'll be accusing lesbians of having illicit sex with underaged boys in the Dominican Republic.
 
2013-03-26 01:42:09 PM
Rush picking to insult lesbians and not homosexuals, kind of interesting isn't it?
 
2013-03-26 01:42:20 PM
Subby a tarp would begin to cover Rush.
 
2013-03-26 01:44:13 PM
"And, of course, the answers to the first case is they don't have to deal with men, so they don't have to worry about their appearance. They're not trying to please men. So they can be obese."

That doesn't make any sense. All the lesbians I know still want their prospective mates to look good.  Is that why he looks like giant bag of crap? He doesn't think women care what their partners look like?
 
2013-03-26 01:44:21 PM

whither_apophis: Subby a tarp would begin to cover Rush.


wouldn't

/goldangfarkingautocorrect
 
2013-03-26 01:45:38 PM

Car_Ramrod: "And, of course, the answers to the first case is they don't have to deal with men, so they don't have to worry about their appearance. They're not trying to please men. So they can be obese."

That doesn't make any sense. All the lesbians I know still want their prospective mates to look good.  Is that why he looks like giant bag of crap? He doesn't think women care what their partners look like?


Underage male prostitutes may care what their partner looks like but they are on the clock so it doesn't make any difference.
 
2013-03-26 01:45:40 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the leader of the Republican Party:

"And, of course, the answers to the first case is they don't have to deal with men, so they don't have to worry about their appearance. They're not trying to please men. So they can be obese. It's no big deal. Alcohol, who knows? They're having to deal with women so they're drunk."

I can just see that gender gap narrowing, can't you?
 
2013-03-26 01:46:52 PM
"I can't ask whether chief justice's lesbian cousin is any of those things, because people would think I'm being mean."

"I can't even be a dick without people accusing me of being a dick. Goddamn feminazis.

spongeboob: Rush picking to insult lesbians and not homosexuals, kind of interesting isn't it?


Rush hates women. Women that won't sleep with him are especially useless. Lesbians are the purest form of that.
 
2013-03-26 01:49:05 PM
It is wiccan the realm of possibility that Mr. Limbaugh is correct....
 
2013-03-26 01:50:30 PM
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-03-26 01:56:40 PM
Yet he's still worth nearly a billion dollars. God Bless America.
 
2013-03-26 01:57:06 PM
i.imgflip.com
 
2013-03-26 01:58:01 PM
"ironic" subby??

Like raiiiiiinnnnn on your wedding day.
that type of irony?
 
2013-03-26 02:01:35 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: "ironic" subby??

Like raiiiiiinnnnn on your wedding day.
that type of irony?


You're an obtuse lesbian.
 
2013-03-26 02:03:49 PM
Is it safe to assume that this witty insight was a tangent off of a "discussion" of same-sex marriage?

What did Mr. Married-four-times-divorced-thrice have to say about the sanctity of marriage today?
 
2013-03-26 02:04:25 PM

vernonFL: [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 192x235]


John Ritter is looking terrible these days.
 
2013-03-26 02:05:37 PM
I don't know, subby, if there is an expert on being really fat and a junkie I'd have to say it is Rush Limbaugh.  Also, with decades of broad-brush-handling experience, who are we to question his masterful strokes?
 
2013-03-26 02:08:04 PM
He was quoting two studies that say that lesbians are obese and alcoholics.  both of these studies were past fark links.  he wasn't calling the lesbians that.  the scientific studies were.
 
2013-03-26 02:09:14 PM

hillbillypharmacist: vernonFL: [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 192x235]

John Ritter is looking terrible these days.


I expected him to be thinner.
 
2013-03-26 02:09:23 PM
They certainly don't keep themselves together like the succulent boy prostitutes of Santo Domingo, do they, El Rushbo? But, then again, those lesbians don't need to fear cigar burns if they can't convincingly purr "Muy grande, muy bueno, Senor 'Smith'."
 
2013-03-26 02:13:06 PM
Furthermore, Rush's criticism isn't on Lesbians, he is criticizing government waste:

"The National Institute of Child Health and Human Development (it's a subgroup of the National Institutes of Health) was studying the relationship between sexual orientation and obesity. This is a government bureaucracy.  What they did was they awarded one-and-a-half million dollars to study why it is that 75% of lesbians are obese and gay males are not.  So the Brigham & Women's Hospital "first received a $778,622 grant for the study in 2011 --" this is two years old "-- followed by a $741,378 grant in 2012."  That's the million-and-a-half dollars.  And it's a five-year study.  The end date, June 30, 2016.  What does lesbianism have to do with obesity -- that's what the study is -- when gay males are not obese.  It doesn't seem fair.  It doesn't seem right.  It doesn't seem just.  So in the days of a sequester we're spending a million-and-a-half bucks to try to figure out why."
 
2013-03-26 02:13:59 PM
Obese?  Hey, is all that lesbian porn lying to me?
 
2013-03-26 02:19:27 PM
He makes a valid point.  Here we are in sequester.  Obama is threatening cuts to air traffic controllers, first responders, TSA agents because we have no money.  Yet the IRS has enough money to make a $60,000 Star Trek parody training video.  And the NIH has $1.5 million to study the relationship between lesbians and obesity.  Our lawmakers can't find any waste to cut.  No waste at all.

Let's talk about priorities.  Our government has the money for the things we need.  Start by allocating that, prioritized.  If there is any left over after all that has been allocated for Star Trek training videos and fat lesbian studies, then i'm all for it.  But if we run out, then we run out and those lower priority items get nothing.  That's how it should work.  If it worked like that, we wouldn't be 16T in debt.  If it worked like that, we wouldn't be running $1T annual deficits and there wouldn't be a sequester.
 
2013-03-26 02:21:14 PM
Rush has been saying this kind of sh*t for decades, now. He used to call NOW 'NAG' and said women only became lesbians because they were unattractive. This was in 1994. I'm sure if I flipped on the radio to his crap, I'd hear similar.

What will be news is when he actually says something to the contrary.
 
2013-03-26 02:22:16 PM

SlothB77: He makes a valid point.  Here we are in sequester.  Obama is threatening cuts to air traffic controllers, first responders, TSA agents because we have no money.  Yet the IRS has enough money to make a $60,000 Star Trek parody training video.  And the NIH has $1.5 million to study the relationship between lesbians and obesity.  Our lawmakers can't find any waste to cut.  No waste at all.

Let's talk about priorities.  Our government has the money for the things we need.  Start by allocating that, prioritized.  If there is any left over after all that has been allocated for Star Trek training videos and fat lesbian studies, then i'm all for it.  But if we run out, then we run out and those lower priority items get nothing.  That's how it should work.  If it worked like that, we wouldn't be 16T in debt.  If it worked like that, we wouldn't be running $1T annual deficits and there wouldn't be a sequester.


Do you really think these guys will ever ensure that we are out of debt? Nope. Never.
 
2013-03-26 02:26:28 PM

Nadie_AZ: Do you really think these guys will ever ensure that we are out of debt? Nope. Never.


as long as we keep electing the guy who promises us the most free* stuff, nope.

* free stuff not actually free
 
2013-03-26 02:28:49 PM

SlothB77: Nadie_AZ: Do you really think these guys will ever ensure that we are out of debt? Nope. Never.

as long as we keep electing the guy who promises us the most free* stuff, nope.

* free stuff not actually free


They are going to give to someone whether it be poor people, bankers, defense contractors- it won't matter. They will spend the money. That's how the world is, that is how government is. Always has been, always will be.
 
2013-03-26 02:33:33 PM

SlothB77: Nadie_AZ: Do you really think these guys will ever ensure that we are out of debt? Nope. Never.

as long as we keep electing the guy who promises us the most free* stuff, nope.

* free stuff not actually free


i159.photobucket.com

...keep regurgitating those failed talking points. Maybe next time they'll work!
 
2013-03-26 02:34:13 PM

SlothB77: He makes a valid point.  Here we are in sequester.  Obama is threatening cuts to air traffic controllers, first responders, TSA agents because we have no money.  Yet the IRS has enough money to make a $60,000 Star Trek parody training video.  And the NIH has $1.5 million to study the relationship between lesbians and obesity.  Our lawmakers can't find any waste to cut.  No waste at all.

Let's talk about priorities.  Our government has the money for the things we need.  Start by allocating that, prioritized.  If there is any left over after all that has been allocated for Star Trek training videos and fat lesbian studies, then i'm all for it.  But if we run out, then we run out and those lower priority items get nothing.  That's how it should work.  If it worked like that, we wouldn't be 16T in debt.  If it worked like that, we wouldn't be running $1T annual deficits and there wouldn't be a sequester.


Because most people don't care about Star Trek themed IRS training videos or NIH studies about links between lesbianism and obesity, but if you want people to get outraged and think this is just the worst thing ever, then make some high profile targets bear the brunt of it.  That's the whole point.
 
2013-03-26 02:35:33 PM

vernonFL: [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 192x235]


Leave Valerie Kilmer alone
 
2013-03-26 02:37:20 PM
Rush Limbaugh says lesbians are obese substance abusers. 'Ironic' tag doesn't even begin to cover this

Hold on a minute, Subby.  Based on the well-known principle of "It takes one to know one", maybe he's on to something here.
 
2013-03-26 02:40:57 PM

Nabb1: Because most people don't care about Star Trek themed IRS training videos or NIH studies about links between lesbianism and obesity, but if you want people to get outraged and think this is just the worst thing ever, then make some high profile targets bear the brunt of it. That's the whole point.


that makes no sense.  so instead of cutting the actual waste, like star trek training videos and obese lesbo studies, we are going to cut first responders so people get outraged and then when the people are outraged, we can funnel that momentum to cut the actual waste?
 
2013-03-26 02:43:25 PM

I_C_Weener: vernonFL: [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 192x235]

Leave Valerie Kilmer alone


jpegy.com
 
2013-03-26 02:46:49 PM

James!: I_C_Weener: vernonFL: [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 192x235]

Leave Valerie Kilmer alone

[jpegy.com image 610x479]


F Batman. I remember when he was Doc Holiday. And Madmartigan. And Iceman.
 
2013-03-26 02:46:52 PM

Nabb1: Obese?  Hey, is all that lesbian porn lying to me?


No, of course not.  All lesbians are super-hot rather than dumpy and plain, wear super-slutty clothes, fancy lingerie and fark-me stilletto heels rather than t-shirts and comfortable shoes, and have long, long hair rather than short cuts or mullets.  They also regularly use strap-ons with each other and are really into penetratation by a variety of penis-substitutes, and of course are happy to take in a real penis whenever some guy happens to stop in right in the middle of one of their sexual encounters with another incredibly hot lesbian.

All those plain-looking, pudgy, short-haired, androgynous-looking female couples you see out in public in real life?  They aren't real lesbians, they're just "tomboys" who haven't found the right guy yet.

How dare you think that porn would lie!
 
2013-03-26 02:47:47 PM

Nadie_AZ: James!: I_C_Weener: vernonFL: [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 192x235]

Leave Valerie Kilmer alone

[jpegy.com image 610x479]

F Batman. I remember when he was Doc Holiday. And Madmartigan. And Iceman.


I remember when he was a drug addicted trumpet player.  Nyeh, who's winning the Kilmer-off now?
 
2013-03-26 02:49:06 PM

SlothB77: Nabb1: Because most people don't care about Star Trek themed IRS training videos or NIH studies about links between lesbianism and obesity, but if you want people to get outraged and think this is just the worst thing ever, then make some high profile targets bear the brunt of it. That's the whole point.

that makes no sense.  so instead of cutting the actual waste, like star trek training videos and obese lesbo studies, we are going to cut first responders so people get outraged and then when the people are outraged, we can funnel that momentum to cut the actual waste?


No, to get people outraged at the idea of slashing spending.  "We can't cut spending or planes will fall out of the sky and no one will be able to put out the fires!" gets more press than "Cut spending and we really won't understand why lesbians have higher obesity rates!"
 
2013-03-26 02:49:57 PM
Rush Limbaugh is a lesbian?
 
2013-03-26 02:53:12 PM

James!: Nadie_AZ: James!: I_C_Weener: vernonFL: [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 192x235]

Leave Valerie Kilmer alone

[jpegy.com image 610x479]

F Batman. I remember when he was Doc Holiday. And Madmartigan. And Iceman.

I remember when he was a drug addicted trumpet player.  Nyeh, who's winning the Kilmer-off now?


Yeah, but do you remember him being a master of disguise. Recognize him?

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-26 02:53:35 PM
Can we just talk about how fat Val Kilner has gotten?

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-26 02:53:51 PM

NewportBarGuy: tenpoundsofcheese: "ironic" subby??

Like raiiiiiinnnnn on your wedding day.
that type of irony?

You're an obtuse lesbian.


I am SO stealing that for our next staff meeting!
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-03-26 02:55:22 PM
Subby, young Dominican boys aren't a "substance".  Have a little respect.
 
2013-03-26 02:55:36 PM

Nadie_AZ: James!: Nadie_AZ: James!: I_C_Weener: vernonFL: [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 192x235]

Leave Valerie Kilmer alone

[jpegy.com image 610x479]

F Batman. I remember when he was Doc Holiday. And Madmartigan. And Iceman.

I remember when he was a drug addicted trumpet player.  Nyeh, who's winning the Kilmer-off now?

Yeah, but do you remember him being a master of disguise. Recognize him?

[25.media.tumblr.com image 278x353]


Sure, but did you know that he was the original Spanky in the Little Rascals?

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-26 02:59:23 PM

James!: Nadie_AZ: James!: Nadie_AZ: James!: I_C_Weener: vernonFL: [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 192x235]

Leave Valerie Kilmer alone

[jpegy.com image 610x479]

F Batman. I remember when he was Doc Holiday. And Madmartigan. And Iceman.

I remember when he was a drug addicted trumpet player.  Nyeh, who's winning the Kilmer-off now?

Yeah, but do you remember him being a master of disguise. Recognize him?

[25.media.tumblr.com image 278x353]

Sure, but did you know that he was the original Spanky in the Little Rascals?

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 547x500]


I knew that. How bout Island of Dr Moreau?

www.fanboy.com
 
2013-03-26 02:59:36 PM

James!: Nadie_AZ: James!: Nadie_AZ: James!: I_C_Weener: vernonFL: [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 192x235]

Leave Valerie Kilmer alone

[jpegy.com image 610x479]

F Batman. I remember when he was Doc Holiday. And Madmartigan. And Iceman.

I remember when he was a drug addicted trumpet player.  Nyeh, who's winning the Kilmer-off now?

Yeah, but do you remember him being a master of disguise. Recognize him?

[25.media.tumblr.com image 278x353]

Sure, but did you know that he was the original Spanky in the Little Rascals?

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 547x500]


That guy next to him is a murderer
 
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