rkiller1: Jerseysteve22: rickythepenguin: the parents made some kind of arrangment to send her back to Moscow or Kiev or what the fark.
TrollingForColumbine: want to get ahead in life. here's a tip. don't marry a gypsie.
fat boy: Cher the pictures
Jerseysteve22: rickythepenguin: CSB: my best girl friend who is not my wife, her brother is basically "special needs" due to a congential birth defect. which is really not i guess relevant but adds a layer to the story.so one day, "Svetlana" shows up at the family's home (due to his condition, he lives with parents). they have no idea who she is, but she's like, "hi, i'm olga/svetlana/natassja [insert stock eastern european name], i'm here to meet husband, i travel from mother russia to live america dream!"the family is like "UHHHHHHHHHHHHH.......yyyyyyyyyyyyyyeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh.......about thaaaaaaaaaat....."her parents call her, and tell her basically, "babysit svetlana for a few days while we talk some damn sense into your brother and whatever you do, don't let him see her or she him!" so my friend said she spent like, a week or whatever, dragging this european chick all over town while eventually, the parents made some kind of arrangment to send her back to Moscow or Kiev or what the fark.they still tease him about her. what are you gonna do.
MyKingdomForYourHorse: I farking hate pikies
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