If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Click Orlando)   If downing two bottles of vodak is what you need to deal with a bus load of screaming kids, perhaps you shouldn't have volunteered   (clickorlando.com) divider line 54
    More: Florida, bus, screaming, water bottles, elementary school field trip, grandmother  
•       •       •

5292 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Mar 2013 at 2:34 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



54 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
 
2013-03-26 12:56:10 PM  
I understand. I don't approve...but I understand.
 
2013-03-26 01:05:25 PM  
The last field trip I was on, we drank.  Granted, it was a college field trip, but still.
 
2013-03-26 01:27:40 PM  
Look... do you want volunteers or not?
 
2013-03-26 01:59:42 PM  
Vodak? Doesn't subby even know how to spell?


i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-26 02:07:22 PM  
Meh...would have been better if the story revolved around the bus driver instead.
 
2013-03-26 02:22:30 PM  
I wonder if she was able to follow those kids to One Eyed Willy.
 
2013-03-26 02:27:39 PM  
Back when I was a TV reporter in Northeastern PA there was a story about the beloved kids' show host getting nailed for DUI. When the cops busted her she was asked "But you were 'Miss Judy' of 'Hatchy Milatchy!' Every kid in a hundred-mile radius adores you! How could you do such a thing?"

Supposedly she answered "You talk to farking puppets for three hours every morning and see how long YOU stay sober."

It's almost certainly not true, but, dammit, her response oughta be.
 
2013-03-26 02:36:20 PM  
Alcohol was invented by a parent.
 
2013-03-26 02:36:42 PM  
www.topofarmer.com
 
2013-03-26 02:40:16 PM  
All my Elementary school teaching friends clean their heads out with vodak, but only at night. Every night.

/atleast that's what they say
 
2013-03-26 02:41:16 PM  
Vodka is spelled wrong.
 
2013-03-26 02:42:24 PM  
Say an elementary school in Palm Bay, remembered how many field trips we had this last week, and somehow thought I'd been left out of the loop. Nope... Lockmar which is real close.
 
2013-03-26 02:43:55 PM  

FARK rebel soldier: All my Elementary school teaching friends clean their heads out with vodak, but only at night. Every night.

/atleast that's what they say


Yup. Now that I'm of teacher age and have my own teacher friends it turns out every instance where I thought, "Damn, that teacher smells like booze and/or pot" or "Is that a little rock of coke in Miss _____'s nose?" or "Damn, Mr ______ seems strung the fark out!" I was way more than likely right.
 
2013-03-26 02:45:47 PM  
Only 2? And  diluted at that? Deserves hero tag.
 
2013-03-26 02:46:12 PM  
Only two bottles?
 
2013-03-26 02:47:15 PM  
Make it a Vodak moment!
 
2013-03-26 02:47:44 PM  

shanrick: Vodak? Doesn't subby even know how to spell?

and

doubled99: Vodka is spelled wrong.


Is this a reverse troll to see who bites first? (sigh) Go google farkisms and then get your shinebox.
 
2013-03-26 02:48:54 PM  
You try sitting on a bus load of screaming children all day!
 
2013-03-26 02:54:08 PM  

FARK rebel soldier: All my Elementary school teaching friends clean their heads out with vodak, but only at night. Every night.

/atleast that's what they say


As an elementary school teacher, the day is spent without vulgarity, without mention of alcohol or cigars, and otherwise devoid of much adult conversation. Thus, when teacher friends and I are away from the school, we want to indulge in adult activities.

Is truly a strange environment because my students want to know what I do on weekends and breaks, but I cannot utter a word about homebrewing, heading to a bar, attending a wine tasting, trying a new cigar or Scotch, being at a concert (insofar as lyrical content and pre/postgaming), or any parties especially involving other teachers. My students think me to have a rather boring life.
 
2013-03-26 02:54:44 PM  
She should have given the kids the vodak, that would of shut the little
devils up.

Kill it with fire.jpg
 
2013-03-26 02:56:06 PM  
She's old enough to know her limits.  Should have only downed one and a half bottles apparently.
 
2013-03-26 02:57:14 PM  
FARK rebel soldier:

All my Elementary school teaching friends clean their heads out with vodak, but only at night. Every night.

In one ear and out the other?
 
2013-03-26 02:57:19 PM  

UberDave: I wonder if she was able to follow those kids to One Eyed Willy.


I had the same thought.
 
2013-03-26 03:02:38 PM  
mom?
 
2013-03-26 03:06:39 PM  
 
2013-03-26 03:11:09 PM  

Rhames: Vodak is a Fark thing.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=vodak


I thought that meme went back to the usenet days.

I know noottthhiinngg...
 
2013-03-26 03:13:52 PM  

shanrick: Vodak? Doesn't subby even know how to spell?

[i.imgur.com image 50x37]


doubled99: Vodka is spelled wrong.


The children are dismissed from the thread.  Now.
 
2013-03-26 03:28:55 PM  

GoldSpider: shanrick: Vodak? Doesn't subby even know how to spell?

[i.imgur.com image 50x37]

doubled99: Vodka is spelled wrong.

The children are dismissed from the thread.  Now.


I don't know why subby chose the "vodak" meme (which isn't even funny) over the time-tested "you'd hit it pic" meme.
She looks like she's allergic to said vodka and swelled up like a grapefruit.
 
2013-03-26 03:29:46 PM  
img10.imageshack.us
 
2013-03-26 03:37:17 PM  
"vodak..."

The problem with Fark memes is, without reminders of their origin, people just look confused every time they're used.

And I hate for people to look like morans.
 
2013-03-26 03:38:17 PM  
am I the only one who sees Vodak as Vodka, so the joke is not a joke anymore?

I hate when funnies shed their funny skin and become normals
 
2013-03-26 03:46:42 PM  

Master Sphincter: am I the only one who sees Vodak as Vodka, so the joke is not a joke anymore?

I hate when funnies shed their funny skin and become normals


Liters....

Oh wait.
 
2013-03-26 03:52:30 PM  

doubled99: Vodka is spelled wrong.


You spelled vodak wrong.
 
2013-03-26 03:56:56 PM  
img189.imageshack.us

"I'm not drivin' a bus, motherfarker..."
 
2013-03-26 04:22:51 PM  
As long as you keep your shiat tight, is it wrong to be drunk as a chaperone on school trips?
 
2013-03-26 04:40:02 PM  

JohnnyApocalypse: shanrick: Vodak? Doesn't subby even know how to spell?
and
doubled99: Vodka is spelled wrong.

Is this a reverse troll to see who bites first? (sigh) Go google farkisms and then get your shinebox.


Yes, and damn you for encouraging them.
 
2013-03-26 04:45:43 PM  
I've never understood why they don't staff the buses with more than the diver to ride herd on the unruly kids.
 
2013-03-26 04:52:45 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-26 06:10:20 PM  
she drank two bottles of diluted vodka

Rather vague way to calculate the actual vodak involved... Water bottles come in different sizes/amount added with the vagaries of the amount of 'tater squeezings' involved in said dilution makes it hard to calculate. Judging by the description of her physical abilities and behavior, I'd guess she was pretty blitzed - but given her scenario for the day, I'd say she had just gotten off to a good start and should've had spares on hand.

Chee-runs will do that to a person....
 
2013-03-26 06:38:38 PM  
I'm pleasantly surprised that the vodak meme has survived. I was there for the original thread. I seem to recall that the originator took a good beating that day. Those were some craaazy days...
 
2013-03-26 07:19:51 PM  
Before you judge, have you ever chaperoned a bus full of elementary students?

/didn't drink during
//definitely tied one on after, though
 
2013-03-26 07:24:25 PM  
Vodak? As unruely as kids are these days id need the entire contents of Hunter S Thompsons drug collection from Fear and Loathing.
 
2013-03-26 08:11:25 PM  
Spelling errors aside subby, this made me laugh a lot harder then the subject matter should allow.

/now I feel bad
//but only because I think I should feel bad
///but I don't
////and that makes me feel bad
//yea slashes!
 
2013-03-26 08:12:59 PM  

JohnnyApocalypse: shanrick: Vodak? Doesn't subby even know how to spell?
and
doubled99: Vodka is spelled wrong.

Is this a reverse troll to see who bites first? (sigh) Go google farkisms and then get your shinebox.


No, this isn't a goddamn farkism. It's farking retarded.
 
2013-03-26 08:13:31 PM  
The thought of vodka diluted with water more than it already is makes me want to vomti.
 
2013-03-26 09:28:35 PM  
I'm betting she didn't dilute the vodka. At least I wouldn't have.
 
2013-03-26 10:04:25 PM  

shanrick: Vodak? Doesn't subby even know how to spell?


Moran
 
2013-03-26 10:29:09 PM  

namegoeshere: Before you judge, have you ever chaperoned a bus full of elementary students?

/didn't drink during
//definitely tied one on after, though


What amazes me is that apparently there exist people who WOULDN'T do exactly that after such an activity. Yeesh.
 
2013-03-26 11:35:29 PM  
Man it isnt even cool anymore to rag on dumbassmitters who still use "vodak"? Youve changed Fark.
 
2013-03-27 01:41:04 AM  

wambu: I've never understood why they don't staff the buses with more than the diver to ride herd on the unruly kids.


Why, that would cost twice as much!
 
Displayed 50 of 54 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report