rkiller1: Done in one.
Bf+: Wouldn't that be wooden?
Fizpez: Just make sure to let the insurance company know that you are doing everything in your power to insure your house goes up in flames the next time there's a wild fire anywhere nearby. Perhaps a reflecting pool filled with diesel in the back yard as well....
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