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(BBC)   Welsh farmers search for lambs trapped by heavy blizzard. Unfortunately, their fleece is white as snow   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 31
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2013-03-26 01:42:48 PM  
Said Gareth Jones of Cmydlymdlydgyffdgyffg, "I haven't been laid in a week since the sheep have gone missing"
 
2013-03-26 01:52:02 PM  
Tiffany probably shouldn't have danced with the Wintersmith.
 
2013-03-26 02:29:47 PM  
Have they checked at the bottom of a cliff?

Perhaps they decided they were tired of pushing back.
 
2013-03-26 02:32:51 PM  
And on PROM night!
 
2013-03-26 02:35:59 PM  
Alex Jones warned you all!
 
2013-03-26 02:37:19 PM  
FTA: "his sheepdog had helped him find and rescue 70 ewes"
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUU
 
2013-03-26 02:38:57 PM  
Baaaaaa, subby.  Baaaaaaa!
 
2013-03-26 02:42:30 PM  
White, except for the paint branding.

farm7.staticflickr.com

/THIS SHEEP BELONGS TO FARMER LLANFAIRPWLLGWYNGYLL SO HANDS OFF
 
2013-03-26 02:43:30 PM  
If I know Welsh farmers, they will keep searching.  They would never leave a sheep behind.
 
2013-03-26 02:43:56 PM  
I wonder if the lambs have stopped screaming yet.
 
2013-03-26 02:44:25 PM  
What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Stones sing "Hey you, get off of my cloud!"
A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"
 
2013-03-26 02:45:39 PM  
Aw, I feel like we've already saturated the thread in sheep farking jokes.

Whatever...

FOLLOW YOUR ERECTIONS BOYS! WE'LL FIND THOSE LADIES YET!
 
2013-03-26 02:59:16 PM  
It shouldn't be too difficult to find white sheep in snow. If they really can't see any, they can just put on their velcro gloves and feel around.
 
2013-03-26 02:59:20 PM  
they are hiding from you
 
2013-03-26 03:02:24 PM  
They should be able to locate the lambs by the screaming. Of course, it will be so cold, and the lambs so heavy, that the rescuers won't get very far. Also, the welsh rescuers will stink of the lamp.

/fully committing to the reference
//c'mon, subby
 
2013-03-26 03:09:57 PM  
Why do Scotsmen where kilts?
A sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
 
2013-03-26 03:10:08 PM  
A kiwi vacationing in Australia is walking down a country lane, and sees a farmer screwing the hell out of a sheep. He says, You know, where I come from, we shear those.

Farmer says, Well I'm not shearing it with anyone!
 
2013-03-26 03:15:32 PM  
Find Mary.

Wherever she went, the lambs are sure to go.
 
b3x
2013-03-26 03:44:38 PM  
Have they checked the Goldshire Inn yet?
 
2013-03-26 04:25:41 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-26 04:29:53 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-26 04:55:31 PM  
Really, Morgan, how hard can it pe to find a white lamb in a black pit?
i.ytimg.com
 
2013-03-26 05:26:43 PM  
Sometimes, it really is beneficial to be the black sheep...
 
2013-03-26 06:20:13 PM  
www.nytmare.org
 
2013-03-26 07:36:53 PM  

The Muthaship: If I know Welsh farmers, they will keep searching.  They would never leave a sheep behind.


If it was Scotish farmers they would never have been away long enough to have gotten lost.
 
2013-03-26 07:40:39 PM  
Meanwhile the black sheep of the herd is laughing and warm.
 
2013-03-26 09:13:41 PM  
this kind won't poo on your rug during inopportune times. seriously, people

t3.gstatic.com
 
2013-03-26 09:21:34 PM  
How does a Welshman find his sheep in a heavy blizzard?

Delightful.
 
2013-03-27 07:04:15 AM  

The Muthaship: If I know Welsh farmers, they will keep searching.  They would never leave a sheep behind.


Joke grammar nazi moment:  This would work best if you say "he never leaves his lamb's behind" (especially in spoken form).
 
2013-03-27 07:26:20 AM  

TreeHugger: The Muthaship: If I know Welsh farmers, they will keep searching.  They would never leave a sheep behind.

Joke grammar nazi moment:  This would work best if you say "he never leaves his lamb's behind" (especially in spoken form).


I agree, in spoken form that would be better!
 
2013-03-27 07:38:50 PM  

Fano: They should be able to locate the lambs by the screaming.


And then it puts the lotion on its skin...
 
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