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2013-03-26 01:03:46 PM
A few years ago this guy in St. Petersburg showed up and said, "I have Rasputin's penis." He put it on display in a proctology clinic, but I've seen pictures, it looks more like a horse penis.

Rasputin: "Thanks!"
 
2013-03-26 02:52:56 PM
I'm more interested in Shelley's brain.
 
2013-03-26 02:57:17 PM
what about abby normal's brain?
 
2013-03-26 03:07:42 PM
Put them together in the body of Andre the Giant, and you have the most powerful being to have ever lived.
 
2013-03-26 03:10:53 PM

Cagey B: Put them together in the body of Andre the Giant, and you have the most powerful being to have ever lived.


Arise, Andre, Arise
Sgt. Slaughter could handle him
 
2013-03-26 03:22:50 PM
FTFA:   "I have Rasputin's penis." He put it on display in a proctology clinic, but I've seen pictures, it looks more like a horse penis.

sure it wasn't schnitzengruben?

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2013-03-26 03:30:05 PM
Tell me more about Rasputin's penis, please?

images.sodahead.com
 
2013-03-26 03:31:45 PM
Legend has it that in his will John Holmes ordered that his penis be removed and burned to keep somebody from cutting it of and parading it around after he died.
 
2013-03-26 03:37:55 PM
www.dreamsmithkw.com
 
2013-03-26 03:41:04 PM

Cagey B: Put them together in the body of Andre the Giant, and you have the most powerful being to have ever lived.


I think that's how they built Serpentor.

media.comicvine.com
 
2013-03-26 03:41:47 PM
Ha! By sheer coincidence, that's the working title of my autobiography.
 
2013-03-26 03:42:23 PM
They walk into a bar...
 
2013-03-26 04:09:50 PM
Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
 
2013-03-26 04:14:42 PM
rasputin could make all the whorses cry
 
2013-03-26 04:16:05 PM
FTA: "And just last night I got an email from someone with a list of three facts I had missed. The first was that Sir Isaac Newton's penis was preserved."

Does it fall down faster when flaccid or when erect?
 
2013-03-26 04:23:59 PM
Rasputin Rasputin sex machine
 
2013-03-26 04:54:10 PM
FTA:
 
The story was, when Rasputin was murdered his penis was flung into the corner of the room, where the item was discovered by the maid. She gave it to one of her relatives, who smuggled it to France. In Paris, a group of women would gather to worship the penis, happy to be in the presence of his relic. Patte told all of this to Maria, who was then determined to get the thing back. She did, but tests later showed it was actually a sea cucumber, not a penis. A few years ago this guy in St. Petersburg showed up and said, "I have Rasputin's penis." He put it on display in a proctology clinic, but I've seen pictures, it looks more like a horse penis.

Am I evil for laughing at this, and for wondering why the daughter was so determined to get that penis back.  Of course getting it back implies that she had it at one point in her life considering his known children were teenagers when he died.
 
2013-03-26 05:10:36 PM
In the other corner we have Ron Jeremy's body hair, Paris Hilton's brain, and Ann Coulter's penis.

We'd include Dick Cheney's original heart but it escaped and went on a crime spree and was last seen in Brazil avoiding extradition.
 
2013-03-26 05:15:07 PM

Fano: Rasputin Rasputin sex machine


Rah Rah Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen
 
2013-03-26 05:19:26 PM
Nathan Caswell did a great song about Einsteins Brain.
 
2013-03-26 05:29:29 PM
Coming, this fall, three strangers meet, and their lives will be changed for ever. Find love, romance, and excitement in:  The Adventures of Rasputin's penis, Shelley's heart and Einstein's brain
 
2013-03-26 05:32:38 PM

Sybarite: A few years ago this guy in St. Petersburg showed up and said, "I have Rasputin's penis." He put it on display in a proctology clinic, but I've seen pictures, it looks more like a horse penis.

Rasputin: "Thanks!"


You need an image to go with that.

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(PS: that's Tom "Doctor #4" Baker in the role, BTW)
 
2013-03-26 10:16:44 PM
That would make an awesome Photoshop contest.
 
2013-03-26 10:55:42 PM
He never did marry, or see a B-grade movie.
 
2013-03-27 12:20:52 AM
Sound like a Quinn Martin Production to me.  Or, one hell of a sandwich.
 
2013-03-27 01:41:10 AM
Welcome to Celebrity Haggis.
 
2013-03-27 03:03:07 AM
Louis XIV's heart was also extracted and preserved after his death. Too bad William Buckland ate it.
 
2013-03-27 07:46:06 AM
I thought that Rasputin's wang was in the Hermitage.  I looked long and hard for it, but couldn't find it.
 
2013-03-27 07:53:53 PM
So, is this the sequel to "Five Fists of Science"?
 
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