Cagey B: Put them together in the body of Andre the Giant, and you have the most powerful being to have ever lived.
Fano: Rasputin Rasputin sex machine
Sybarite: A few years ago this guy in St. Petersburg showed up and said, "I have Rasputin's penis." He put it on display in a proctology clinic, but I've seen pictures, it looks more like a horse penis.Rasputin: "Thanks!"
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