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2013-03-26 10:10:21 AM
I was promised a Venn diagram in thread.
 
2013-03-26 10:13:00 AM
So THATS why Scientology manages to stomp on my nerves every time it's mentioned. It's the culmination of all aspects of bollocks!

Thank's OP, today I have learned something :D
 
2013-03-26 10:14:14 AM
Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

[pauses then winks and walks away]
 
2013-03-26 10:34:49 AM
It's like a regular day at Fark.
 
2013-03-26 10:37:32 AM

Earguy: Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

[pauses then winks and walks away]


*shakes tiny fist*

Thanks for posting that though, exactly what I came here for.
 
2013-03-26 10:38:01 AM
God is a concept, by which we measure our pain.
 
2013-03-26 10:52:02 AM
I believe that prior to our birth we are not alive.

I believe that after our death we are also not alive.

I do not believe that these two instances (of being not alive) are any different. Both are the same... that is nothingness.
 
2013-03-26 10:54:24 AM
I like turtles
 
2013-03-26 11:01:12 AM
ROLFing?  is that like ROTFLMAO?
 
2013-03-26 11:18:12 AM
shiatsu massage feels awesome. Why isn't swedish massage on there too?
 
2013-03-26 11:42:02 AM
I believe in grammar.
 
2013-03-26 11:45:13 AM

Nogrhi: I believe in grammar.


wat does you mean?
 
2013-03-26 11:56:53 AM

Because People in power are Stupid: Nogrhi: I believe in grammar.

wat does you mean?


caught sayof the whole thing.

/memeblender!
 
2013-03-26 11:58:04 AM

Because People in power are Stupid: shiatsu massage feels awesome. Why isn't swedish massage on there too?


With happy ending?
 
2013-03-26 12:07:24 PM

kvinesknows: I was promised a Venn diagram in thread.


s24.postimg.org
 
2013-03-26 12:32:40 PM
i1057.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-26 12:41:08 PM
Bollocks is a fun word.
 
2013-03-26 12:41:21 PM
i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-26 02:23:04 PM

UberDave: kvinesknows: I was promised a Venn diagram in thread.

[s24.postimg.org image 400x300]


ahhhhh... that hits the spot
 
2013-03-26 03:05:14 PM
I believe subby needs to go back and learn proper grammar.
 
2013-03-26 03:09:32 PM
I believe in miracles.  Where you from?
 
2013-03-26 03:12:55 PM

SlothB77: ROLFing?  is that like ROTFLMAO?


Does this turn you on? If so, you might be a ROWLFer.

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-26 03:13:52 PM
I don't believe in Venn diagrams!


Where's your god now?
 
2013-03-26 03:14:16 PM
There's at least eight things on that diagram that I've never even heard of before. Rolfing? I'm really hoping that's not what I think it is.
 
2013-03-26 03:16:45 PM

Earguy: Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

[pauses then winks and walks away]


Damnit, I was going to post this other quote from that fine movie:

Skip: Eight... and sixteen. How'd we ever win eight?
Larry: It's a miracle.
Skip: It's a miracle.
 
2013-03-26 03:18:58 PM
Psychic Surgery sounds totally legit and I'm looking forward to getting my appendicitis fixed that way.
 
2013-03-26 03:23:36 PM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-03-26 03:29:07 PM

hinten: Psychic Surgery sounds totally legit and I'm looking forward to getting my appendicitis fixed that way.


What psychic surgery might look like:
gatherer.wizards.com
 
2013-03-26 03:29:41 PM
Fark, where everyone biatches about bad grammar but nobody can state what is actually wrong.
 
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2013-03-26 03:31:17 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: shiatsu massage feels awesome. Why isn't swedish massage on there too?


What about Fipina massage?  That feels REALLY awesome!
 
2013-03-26 03:35:27 PM
Why is detox in quackery/psuedoscience? Doesn't drug rehab show a lot of real efficacy?
 
2013-03-26 03:35:30 PM
Well, after a quick detour over to Youtube, I now know what ear candling is.  Looks like the most useless practice ever invented.
 
2013-03-26 03:39:47 PM

Jubeebee: Why is detox in quackery/psuedoscience? Doesn't drug rehab show a lot of real efficacy?


Nevermind; apparently the weird diet bullshiat my mom does all of the time is called detox also.
 
2013-03-26 03:42:26 PM

hinten: Fark, where everyone biatches about bad grammar but nobody can state what is actually wrong.

Defend what you believe in and call everyone else's believes bollocks.


".., defend your beliefs and call everyone else's beliefs bollocks."
 
2013-03-26 03:43:33 PM
Nick Saban is loyal to Alabama and would NEVER leave for more money.
 
2013-03-26 03:43:34 PM

Jubeebee: Why is detox in quackery/psuedoscience? Doesn't drug rehab show a lot of real efficacy?


The detox that this diagram includes is not the drug rehab kind (which does show a lot of real efficacy). It's the kind of detox in which people try to rid their bodies of mysterious unnamed "toxins" by dubious methods, usually by buying a blatantly bullshiat product. The product I've heard the most about is a type of pad that you stick on your feet. After you've left the pad on for a while, it turns brown and smelly, and when you remove it the damn thing looks just awful because it "sucked the toxins of of your body" through your feet. Chemical analysis of these pads shows that they are actually simple adhesive pads laced with chemicals that react with oils and bacteria commonly found on feet to cause the brown color and bad smell, which is just for show.
 
2013-03-26 03:44:19 PM

Speaker2Animals: hinten: Fark, where everyone biatches about bad grammar but nobody can state what is actually wrong.

Defend what you believe in and call everyone else's believes bollocks.

".., defend your beliefs and call everyone else's beliefs bollocks."


Those are spelling errors not grammar mistakes but I see what you mean.
 
2013-03-26 03:46:52 PM

TheOmni: There's at least eight things on that diagram that I've never even heard of before. Rolfing? I'm really hoping that's not what I think it is.


Rolfing is a form of massage that is supposed to "balance" the body and "optimize" muscle use (those terms are not explicitly defined).


Jubeebee: Why is detox in quackery/psuedoscience? Doesn't drug rehab show a lot of real efficacy?


Drug and alcohol withdrawal can definitely be medically beneficial and are not pseudoscience/quackery at all.

So called  "Alternative medicine" detox, such as water fasting and Gerson therapy, is both pseudoscience and quackery at the same time.
 
2013-03-26 03:53:43 PM
Mythology is just religion plus time. Forever and always, 100% of the time. No gods have ever been real, or will ever be real... Period.
 
2013-03-26 03:55:11 PM
Hey, now. I believe in tarot cards. I mean obviously they exist. You can go right to the store and get a deck. Fudge, they even have them in the dollar store.

I don't believe they can tell you the future, but they totally exist and they make great props.
 
2013-03-26 03:55:15 PM
The funny thing is that people involved in these really won't care that anyone else thinks its bollocks. For instance, I don't care what your "evaluation" of acupuncture and chiropractic are, I've had enough experience with both to know that they've really worked well for me in handling certain issues than before I had experience with them. As a practical guy, that's all the evidence I really want or need. YMMV.
 
2013-03-26 03:55:57 PM

Krymson Tyde: Nick Saban is loyal to Alabama and would NEVER leave for more money.


NOW who sounds delusional?  :-)
 
2013-03-26 03:57:07 PM

hinten: Fark, where everyone biatches about bad grammar but nobody can state what is actually wrong.


I believes that subby is a semi-literate monkey who somehow got access to the internet.
 
2013-03-26 03:57:15 PM

GiantRex: Jubeebee: Why is detox in quackery/psuedoscience? Doesn't drug rehab show a lot of real efficacy?

The detox that this diagram includes is not the drug rehab kind (which does show a lot of real efficacy). It's the kind of detox in which people try to rid their bodies of mysterious unnamed "toxins" by dubious methods, usually by buying a blatantly bullshiat product. The product I've heard the most about is a type of pad that you stick on your feet. After you've left the pad on for a while, it turns brown and smelly, and when you remove it the damn thing looks just awful because it "sucked the toxins of of your body" through your feet. Chemical analysis of these pads shows that they are actually simple adhesive pads laced with chemicals that react with oils and bacteria commonly found on feet to cause the brown color and bad smell, which is just for show.


Yeah, my mom does shiat like that on a fairly regular basis. Except with her it's usually a combination of fasting and a closet full of "supplements" or a week-long juice diet or something. She's got the gene for the same arthritic condition I have, but refuses to believe that she has the same condition. Flat refusal of any anti-inflammatory medication because she doesn't trust doctors, but will spend $100s of dollars a month on alternative medicine from internet quacks.
 
2013-03-26 03:57:17 PM
I hate Blacks, Mexicans and Chinese people!
 
2013-03-26 03:58:01 PM

Earguy: Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

[pauses then winks and walks away]


If it has a steady paycheck, I'll believe anything you say
 
2013-03-26 03:58:22 PM

FloydA: Rolfing is a form of massage that is supposed to "balance" the body and "optimize" muscle use (those terms are not explicitly defined).


Oh, now I'm actually kind of disappointed. I was imagining some sort of therapeutic purging. Something to do with balancing humors or vapors. Like blood letting, but with vomit.
 
2013-03-26 03:58:52 PM
Why are out of body experiences there? They're nothing more than misunderstood lucid dreams. People swear to be damned they're real, but to them (and their minds) they are. The mind behaves as if it is fully awake during sleep, and lucid dreams are just as real as me typing this right now.
 
2013-03-26 03:58:56 PM
I believe we know a lot about physics and engineering. This is how we are able to shoot photons one at a time to build ICs and are able to fly across oceans.
 
2013-03-26 04:02:28 PM

hinten: Psychic Surgery sounds totally legit and I'm looking forward to getting my appendicitis fixed that way.


I thought about trying psychic liposuction, but I decided not to once I realized that even if it worked, it was going to suck.

/not even fat
 
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