Earguy: Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.[pauses then winks and walks away]
Nogrhi: I believe in grammar.
Because People in power are Stupid: Nogrhi: I believe in grammar.wat does you mean?
Because People in power are Stupid: shiatsu massage feels awesome. Why isn't swedish massage on there too?
kvinesknows: I was promised a Venn diagram in thread.
UberDave: kvinesknows: I was promised a Venn diagram in thread.[s24.postimg.org image 400x300]
SlothB77: ROLFing? is that like ROTFLMAO?
hinten: Psychic Surgery sounds totally legit and I'm looking forward to getting my appendicitis fixed that way.
Jubeebee: Why is detox in quackery/psuedoscience? Doesn't drug rehab show a lot of real efficacy?
hinten: Fark, where everyone biatches about bad grammar but nobody can state what is actually wrong.Defend what you believe in and call everyone else's believes bollocks.
Speaker2Animals: hinten: Fark, where everyone biatches about bad grammar but nobody can state what is actually wrong.Defend what you believe in and call everyone else's believes bollocks.".., defend your beliefs and call everyone else's beliefs bollocks."
TheOmni: There's at least eight things on that diagram that I've never even heard of before. Rolfing? I'm really hoping that's not what I think it is.
Krymson Tyde: Nick Saban is loyal to Alabama and would NEVER leave for more money.
hinten: Fark, where everyone biatches about bad grammar but nobody can state what is actually wrong.
GiantRex: Jubeebee: Why is detox in quackery/psuedoscience? Doesn't drug rehab show a lot of real efficacy?The detox that this diagram includes is not the drug rehab kind (which does show a lot of real efficacy). It's the kind of detox in which people try to rid their bodies of mysterious unnamed "toxins" by dubious methods, usually by buying a blatantly bullshiat product. The product I've heard the most about is a type of pad that you stick on your feet. After you've left the pad on for a while, it turns brown and smelly, and when you remove it the damn thing looks just awful because it "sucked the toxins of of your body" through your feet. Chemical analysis of these pads shows that they are actually simple adhesive pads laced with chemicals that react with oils and bacteria commonly found on feet to cause the brown color and bad smell, which is just for show.
FloydA: Rolfing is a form of massage that is supposed to "balance" the body and "optimize" muscle use (those terms are not explicitly defined).
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